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Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable ...

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Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham. Help. ! Help



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im an optimist, but im also a pessimist 
Im having an existential crisis over if i should choose pokemon lets go pikachu or pokemon lets go eevee
k.rool gameplay in super smash bros ultimate

ok so now that my steam account is just gone, im not in a delema of no more tf2 items

which is why im reopening donations for replacing everything i owned

here's some of them 

The Surgical SurvivalistThe Spook SpecsMad Milk''Comic Sans'' (aka Weightroom Warmer)Packable ProvisionsEndothermic ExowearTaunt: Rancho RelaxoGraybannsThe Conscientious Objector* The Last BreathThe Brotherhood of ArmsThe Classified CoifThe Cross-Comm ExpressTaunt: The SchadenfreudeStrange Apoco-FistsField PracticeThe Space DiverGenuine Companion Cube PinPlaid Potshotter Mk.II Medi GunThe Snow Scoper*The Federal Casemaker*Cosa Nostra Cap*Plaid Potshotter Mk.II Crusader's Crossbow*Nutcracker Mk.II Iron Bomber*Night Owl Mk.II Rocket Launcher*The Abominable Snow Pants*Plaid Potshotter Mk.II Ubersaw*The Kathman-Hairdo*Night Owl Mk.II Sniper Rifle*Plaid Potshotter Mk.II Flame Thrower*The Himalayan Hair Shirt*Tsar Platinum*The Enforcer*Dr's Dapper Topper*Woodsy Widowmaker Mk.II Knife*The Maul*Cardboard Boxed Air Strike*The Sharp Dresser*The Cockfighter*The Virtual Viewfinder*, Taunt: Mannrobics*Taunt: The Victory Lap*Starboard Crusader*, plumber's cap, assasin's attire, scourge of the sky, pocket medic, itsy bitsy spyer, kazotsky kick, conga, rancho relaxo, dueling banjo, table tantrum, box trot, clan pride

ill update the list once i remember more of the items i lost but here's the basics

here's also my wip parteon just in case:…

help Ankmayonaise out MonoKuma Nervous Icon butt hurt king dedede Pissed Off Eggman Icon 

Update: My steam account is back yay


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thefunnyguy20 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
thx to watch me
bestthe Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the Watch!
Xdmario Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2018
Is this the Krusty Krab?
Da-Inkmaster Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Monokuma (Angry) [V2] 
Xdmario Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2018
Okay? Is this DeeDeeDee's castle?
InkKenby Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2018  Student Writer
No. This is Jhonny Old Boy's house of mystical wonders.
Da-Inkmaster Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
you misspelled dedede
MetalDudePL666 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2018  Student Artist
Thank's for watching.
InkKenby Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2018  Student Writer
Other Interests: i wanna fuck an anthropomorphic marshadow

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Favorite movies: Spiderman 3

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