ROWAN CONTROL CENTRE
Commander: Come on, people! We need to get this blog post done tonight!
Operator: No good sir, the brain systems conked out hours ago!
Commander: *Stands dramatically* Engage the heart systems.
*Entire centre freezes*
Operator: *shocked* But sir -
Commander: We don't have a choice. We made a promise: We do this tonight.
Operator: *Gulps* Alright... Engaging heart systems!