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The scenario: You're in a room with a person who keeps talking in a disparaging manner. If you ignore this person, s/he will get pissed off. If you respond, both of you will get pissed off.

What to do?

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:iconrenvortex:
RenVortex Featured By Owner Edited Oct 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
My answer?

Use a gun.

And if that doesn't work?

Use more guns. :)
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:iconcyber-angel-rowan:
Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
:|

Tempting, but considering it's my sister, not viable just yet. Maybe when the apocalypse finally hits.
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:iconrenvortex:
RenVortex Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
:O

Did I say guns? I mean tranquilizers. XD;
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:iconcyber-angel-rowan:
Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Greetings

 Hmm. Evil plotting in progress. 
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:iconsumi-sprite:
Sumi-Sprite Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Slowly and stealthily place folded note beside them, stand, thank them for their soul, and leave.
Note: "Dear, Raging-Bag-of-Sphincters - Shove an entire wasp's nest up your asshole. Love, (insert 'your mother' insult)"
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:iconcyber-angel-rowan:
Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
*blink blink*

... You are a sick, twisted little squiddy, ya know that?
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:iconsumi-sprite:
Sumi-Sprite Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww, thank you~ :meow:
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