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OK, so.

I have been playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire today. I caught Kyogre with the Master Ball and stomped Wallace with said Kyogre before moving on to the Elite Four. Victory Road and an awesome battle with Wally later, I steppe through the doors of the League, trounced Sidney, beat Phoebe, and then moved on to the bitch I've had a grudge against since I was seven:

Glacia and her Arceus-damned Walrein.

I sent out my faithful lv. 60 Blaziken against her, the third one I've used in my career and named Blaze in honour of my very first one.

AND I STOMPED THAT FUCKING BLUE BLUBBERBALL LIKE A CATERPIE UNDER MY HEEL! VENGEANCE IS MINE AT LONG LAST! SUCK IT GLACIA! SUCK IT TIL YOUR POOFY BLONDE HEAD CAVES IN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

HOENN CONFIRMED by Rochejii


So yeah. That was my day. How was yours?
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FrancisJeremyXavyer Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Writer
Compared to that, rather placid. I got my DS taken away, but I beat the Elite Four THREE TIMES IN SUCCESSION before that JUST TO CREATE A PERFECT GARCHOMP! Glacia was never troubling, but PHOEBE AND DRAKE KILLED ME!
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Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, Phoebe's a tough cookie. Friggin Banettes and that damn Curse move. But I handled it.
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FrancisJeremyXavyer Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Writer
And I had no clue what I was doing in my youth.
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Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I don't think any of us did, TBH. Getting past Glacia the first time was a nightmare. I think there was something like a Tropius involved, not entirely sure. But this time, Blaziken all the way. Metagross helped a bit tho.
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FrancisJeremyXavyer Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Writer
I had Iron (unofficial nickname) with me all the way.
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Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Your Aggron?
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FrancisJeremyXavyer Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Student Writer
No, I gave that to that event Shiny Metagross in honor of the one Steven gave me in SoulSilver. My Aggron is named Steven.
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Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, OK. Yeah, that Beldum's as handy as all get out. Hold Back makes it easier to catch things, it's a Steel Type which means it resists nearly everything, and it evolves into Metagross, which is the single most badass non-legendary Steel-Type in existence.
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Mazula Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
WHOOO!!!! Congrats dude!!! XDD I know, Glacia is a tough cookie even int he older versions, but just a bit of heat and fire from a Blaziken, or in my case, Houndoom, always leads to victory. MUWAHAHAH!
And my day day is great! WE'RE GETTING SUPER-SNOWED ON!!! 8D
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Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah I was just like "BLAZE KICK BRAVE BIRD MOTHAFUCKA, DO YOU KNOW IT?" Two hits of that and down he went! 

Woo snow! XD 8D
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Mazula Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
YE-UH!!! :icongetsomeplz:

YUSH~
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Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Now it's just Drake to go, but honestly compared to Glacia he's a pushover. :iconcomeatmebroplz:
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Mazula Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Man right? You just fire out ice attacks - or fairy attacks - and he's DOWN. XDD
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Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
BLAZE KICK BLAZE KICK BLAZE KICK BLAZE KICK pause to heal if necessary SKY UPPERCUT BRAVE BIRD. That was literally how I beat him last time. Plus, he's fast enough to get a healing item off and still attack first, thanks to a healthy abuse of his Mega Evolution.

Funny thing, really. My Blaziken sets his leg on fire and kicks things with it, and yet it does more damage than his Flame Charge move, in which he cloaks his entire body in fire and rushes the opponent.

A kick... doing more damage than a full-body move...

AND THIS IS WHY I DON'T QUESTION VIDEO GAMES! 8D
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Mazula Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Man, I need to get my paws on Alpha soon. Emerald was cool, but still too easy to beat in all honesty. XD yeah, I hate it when the big 4 use Full Restore just as you're about to land the final blow and be done with it.

Wow...that's kinda weird. Maybe his legs are more impact oriented than his body. Or he uses more strength in a single, focused kick than a more light-bodied charge. *shrug*

XDD TRUE DAT!
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Cyber-Angel-Rowan Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Alpha, Omega, they're both awesome, really. But I will say this, Origin Pulse is epic.


Well, Blaziken's legs are way more developed than his arms. It makes sense, kinda.

MINDS GREATER THAN OURS HAVE BROKEN IN TRYING TO COMPREHEND THE INSANE LOGIC OF IT ALL!
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