Ann Archi

Meet Annabelle C. Archibald. ...Yeah.

If her appearance and distressed facial expression didn't give it away, Anna is COMPLETELY INSANE. Her mind is trying to convince her that she's overly cute, psychotic, ditzy, danger-prone royalty, a normal schoolgirl, beastly and carnivorous, a clumsy ninja, superbly attractive to all, has a multiple personality disorder, obnoxiously intelligent, emotionless and gothic, fit for marriage, a heroic warrior, has an overactive imagination, a stage idol, a shopaholic, a paragon of good virtues AND the embodiment of evil all at the same time.

With all these personality quirks fighting for control, the fact that she's able to make it from day to day is a miracle. As it is, assorted energies associated with the traits in question have leaked out, permanently altering her hair colors and clothing style---giving a clear warning to others that Anna is better off left alone. Attempts to have her moved to an asylum have ended in failure, and those that have tried to take advantage of her insanity for their own benefit have found their efforts thwarted; regardless of her mental illness, she can still be very dangerous.

Several things still stand out despite her mental condition, however. #1: Her respective loves for Italian-esque foods and animals in general. #2: Listening to smooth jazz will calm her down regardless of her state of mind (she's a Kenny G fan in particular), so those that are forced to deal with her on a semi-regular basis should keep a CD Player on hand.

As ever, pencil, MS-Paint and Paint.Net are my tools of the trade.