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Have some AIDS!

A proud and confident genius
 makes a bet with an idiot.
The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000."
 The idiot says, "Okay."
The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?"
 The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5.
 The idiot says, "Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?"
 The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000.
 The genius says, "Dang it, I lost.
By the way, what was the answer to your question?"
The idiot hands over $5.

Me reading a lemon fanfiction like: What does this word mean?

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
I’M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!!

One day, Laura was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black. It wasn’t only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started bleeding. The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became, until the picture resembled death itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise. Laura covered her ears, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn’t budge when she tried to open it. The screaming noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her…
Laura’s dead body was found later in her room when her dad returned home from his work…

Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or you shall have the same fate as Laura did… plz forgive me