It's All In Your Head by cunningcoyote, literature
Literature
It's All In Your Head
Somewhere in the sprint between Blank Street and Nada Avenue Dib realizes something's not right.
Well. Aside from the whole horrible nightmare dimension hosted entirely inside his own brain thing. Besides that.
The dimension inside Dib's head is a world of monsters. Of nightmares. Things have teeth where there should be no teeth, the people he knows contort in on themselves to become grotesques he's never seen before, and yet he knows them on sight. He knows all of them like he's known them forever. In a way, he has.
That's the thing about this place. His classmates, his teachers, his family, that guy who sells used monkey bladders from the trunk of his car: they're all monsters but they're all reflections of real people. The nightmare is just a reflection of his world—the real world.
(Nothing's ever a 100% positive but Dib's pretty darn sure the world outside his head is the real one. Absolutely. Probably. …Hopefully.)
The same rules apply to the city itself. The buildings
It happens when he’s not looking and always seems to stop as soon as it starts, but it always happens. Every day without fail. He keeps a monitor for it because this planet’s rotation changes, and it changes all the time.
Too fast.
Everything here moves too fast to chase down and his legs aren’t long enough to catch it. (It’s not his fault his legs aren’t that long. He can’t help it.) It’s awful here. Too fast, too much, too loud, too putrid, too big, too cold, too hot, too smelly, too different, too different, too different and it never. stops.
It’s awful here.
But it’s not awful all of the time. That’s why he monitors and keeps check, so he won't miss it. Today, there aren’t any clouds to cover it up, and he gets a clear view.
It always happens, even behind the clouds. Even if he can’t see it. Even if he slept through it. When the sun sinks below the concrete teeth of the city skyline, after the yellows leech into the orange and the orange drips into the reds, in that little
Here is the data:You are a scientist.You have always been a scientist. You graduated college in the single digits. There are more accolades, diplomas, honorary diplomas, peace prizes, and national honors than you can count. (Last check, it bordered the low hundreds.) You re-constructed genomes before most of your peers graduated middle-skool. The peers that managed to graduate, anyhow.Sixty-percent of your peers never made it to hi-skool. Thirty-five-percent never made it past sixth grade.
By your twentieth birthday, these numbers grow by an average rate of 8.5% each year.You used to think it was only a matter of being exceptional. A matte...
With Your Shield Or On It by cunningcoyote, literature
Literature
With Your Shield Or On It
Clouds of swallows splatter into the sky.You’d think after five decades of Wonderbolts tearing up the skyways, they’d get the picture and quit trying to nest in the busiest cliff in Equestria. Somepony really needs to talk to somepony about chasing off these things for good. Four days into the off season and the moochers think they own the place.Coming onto the runway, Fleetfoot squints through a storm of little wings arcing around her ears while forked tails skim underhoof. It’s a clean landing, but it could have been a lot cleaner. Fleetfoot shakes out the black feathers sticking to her mane and checks her time.Four laps. Fifty-five poin...
The Harlem Club Musicians by cunningcoyote, literature
Literature
The Harlem Club Musicians
It happened a couple dozen years into the new century.A Thoroughbred was on his way to the racetrack, sucking on a sugar cube and listening to the bird choirs greet the sun. About a mile down the road, he heard someone else singing, too, but it didn’t sound anything like the choir. It had a harsh sound, rough on the edges and mournful in the center, and the words had no jubilation. Sounded ugly. Sounded sad. But it sounded good, too.He followed the song to a little acre of land, where he discovered a Mule dragging a plow behind her and singing what folks now call The Blues.“Cousin!” he called out. “Cousin, it’s a beautiful morning! How com...
It had been a peculiar morning for Honey Glaze and she did not yet know if this was a good thing or not. In her experience as a veterinarian and a Conemaran she had developed a talent for diagnosing patterns in peculiarities. She also knew that when oddities came to this town, they came either in the morning or the evening.
Honey Glaze favored the peculiar evenings because even if the oddity was not in her favor, she could go to bed soon after. Ill tidings that worried her at night always looked a little better in the morning. Mornings existed to set right what was once wrong, that was the way of the world.
But a peculiar morning, now tha...
They came to Conemara in the late afternoon, as the sun prepared to duck behind the hills. At the city gates daily shipments rolled in beside them in clattering, rattling wagons. Occasionally, reedy messengers blew past them in colorful blurs, clipping street corners and leaping over shoppers, spurred by the promise of a handsome reward. The human saw the rushing ponies, wondering if he and the unicorn should walk faster to avoid becoming trampled. It soon became clear, however, that in Conemara the fleet footed were an anomaly.It was a healthy hamlet, just a smidge too big to be a town and a pinch short of truly being a true city, content...
Star Swirl lay in the dappled shadow of a maple tree, hiding his face in the crook of his forelegs, his cape bunched and bent over his shoulders. Every once in awhile he would give a small sign of life, a muffled moan of sorrow or a small fit of shivers that would run from the tip of his horn to the base of his tail. The picked bones of the Carnival of Carnivores had been left miles behind, but as the sun broke through clouds as it eased into midday, the reality of what had just happened caught up to him. When they stopped to rest, the aftershock hit the unicorn hard. He had been this way for well over an hour.
“Did you see the way he look...
The silver fetters proved more difficult than the human expected. It wasn’t so much the locks themselves, but a case of maneuvering the pick. The fat lock dangling on his neck came first and was by far the hardest. There was no way to tell for certain, but it had taken at least an hour to work, likely more. His hands only could only move so far in clinking chains, and he had to keep blindly feeling about at the lock resting upon his collarbone to find a good angle for the pick. More than once the iron lock pick slipped or he prodded too hard, spinning the lock out of place.
It would have been easier to simply undo his manacles first so he ...
He awoke in pain. His skin was stretched too tight and tried to smother his poor bones. His veins wouldn’t stop pulsating. It was too hot for his cloak. No, this wasn't a cloak. This was heavier and clung closer to him... maybe a tunic? Too hot for a tunic, then. Why was he wearing something so hot? Summertime wasn't the time for bearskins... wait, when did he ever kill a bear?The human tried getting rid of it to let his claustrophobic skin get some air, but to his horror discovered his arms were dead.A traveling stranger passed through his city once, back when he was shorter than most windowsills. The man was nice and told him stories bu...
It's All In Your Head by cunningcoyote, literature
Literature
It's All In Your Head
Somewhere in the sprint between Blank Street and Nada Avenue Dib realizes something's not right.
Well. Aside from the whole horrible nightmare dimension hosted entirely inside his own brain thing. Besides that.
The dimension inside Dib's head is a world of monsters. Of nightmares. Things have teeth where there should be no teeth, the people he knows contort in on themselves to become grotesques he's never seen before, and yet he knows them on sight. He knows all of them like he's known them forever. In a way, he has.
That's the thing about this place. His classmates, his teachers, his family, that guy who sells used monkey bladders from the trunk of his car: they're all monsters but they're all reflections of real people. The nightmare is just a reflection of his world—the real world.
(Nothing's ever a 100% positive but Dib's pretty darn sure the world outside his head is the real one. Absolutely. Probably. …Hopefully.)
The same rules apply to the city itself. The buildings
It happens when he’s not looking and always seems to stop as soon as it starts, but it always happens. Every day without fail. He keeps a monitor for it because this planet’s rotation changes, and it changes all the time.
Too fast.
Everything here moves too fast to chase down and his legs aren’t long enough to catch it. (It’s not his fault his legs aren’t that long. He can’t help it.) It’s awful here. Too fast, too much, too loud, too putrid, too big, too cold, too hot, too smelly, too different, too different, too different and it never. stops.
It’s awful here.
But it’s not awful all of the time. That’s why he monitors and keeps check, so he won't miss it. Today, there aren’t any clouds to cover it up, and he gets a clear view.
It always happens, even behind the clouds. Even if he can’t see it. Even if he slept through it. When the sun sinks below the concrete teeth of the city skyline, after the yellows leech into the orange and the orange drips into the reds, in that little
Here is the data:You are a scientist.You have always been a scientist. You graduated college in the single digits. There are more accolades, diplomas, honorary diplomas, peace prizes, and national honors than you can count. (Last check, it bordered the low hundreds.) You re-constructed genomes before most of your peers graduated middle-skool. The peers that managed to graduate, anyhow.Sixty-percent of your peers never made it to hi-skool. Thirty-five-percent never made it past sixth grade.
By your twentieth birthday, these numbers grow by an average rate of 8.5% each year.You used to think it was only a matter of being exceptional. A matte...
With Your Shield Or On It by cunningcoyote, literature
Literature
With Your Shield Or On It
Clouds of swallows splatter into the sky.You’d think after five decades of Wonderbolts tearing up the skyways, they’d get the picture and quit trying to nest in the busiest cliff in Equestria. Somepony really needs to talk to somepony about chasing off these things for good. Four days into the off season and the moochers think they own the place.Coming onto the runway, Fleetfoot squints through a storm of little wings arcing around her ears while forked tails skim underhoof. It’s a clean landing, but it could have been a lot cleaner. Fleetfoot shakes out the black feathers sticking to her mane and checks her time.Four laps. Fifty-five poin...
The Harlem Club Musicians by cunningcoyote, literature
Literature
The Harlem Club Musicians
It happened a couple dozen years into the new century.A Thoroughbred was on his way to the racetrack, sucking on a sugar cube and listening to the bird choirs greet the sun. About a mile down the road, he heard someone else singing, too, but it didn’t sound anything like the choir. It had a harsh sound, rough on the edges and mournful in the center, and the words had no jubilation. Sounded ugly. Sounded sad. But it sounded good, too.He followed the song to a little acre of land, where he discovered a Mule dragging a plow behind her and singing what folks now call The Blues.“Cousin!” he called out. “Cousin, it’s a beautiful morning! How com...
It had been a peculiar morning for Honey Glaze and she did not yet know if this was a good thing or not. In her experience as a veterinarian and a Conemaran she had developed a talent for diagnosing patterns in peculiarities. She also knew that when oddities came to this town, they came either in the morning or the evening.
Honey Glaze favored the peculiar evenings because even if the oddity was not in her favor, she could go to bed soon after. Ill tidings that worried her at night always looked a little better in the morning. Mornings existed to set right what was once wrong, that was the way of the world.
But a peculiar morning, now tha...
They came to Conemara in the late afternoon, as the sun prepared to duck behind the hills. At the city gates daily shipments rolled in beside them in clattering, rattling wagons. Occasionally, reedy messengers blew past them in colorful blurs, clipping street corners and leaping over shoppers, spurred by the promise of a handsome reward. The human saw the rushing ponies, wondering if he and the unicorn should walk faster to avoid becoming trampled. It soon became clear, however, that in Conemara the fleet footed were an anomaly.It was a healthy hamlet, just a smidge too big to be a town and a pinch short of truly being a true city, content...
Star Swirl lay in the dappled shadow of a maple tree, hiding his face in the crook of his forelegs, his cape bunched and bent over his shoulders. Every once in awhile he would give a small sign of life, a muffled moan of sorrow or a small fit of shivers that would run from the tip of his horn to the base of his tail. The picked bones of the Carnival of Carnivores had been left miles behind, but as the sun broke through clouds as it eased into midday, the reality of what had just happened caught up to him. When they stopped to rest, the aftershock hit the unicorn hard. He had been this way for well over an hour.
“Did you see the way he look...
The silver fetters proved more difficult than the human expected. It wasn’t so much the locks themselves, but a case of maneuvering the pick. The fat lock dangling on his neck came first and was by far the hardest. There was no way to tell for certain, but it had taken at least an hour to work, likely more. His hands only could only move so far in clinking chains, and he had to keep blindly feeling about at the lock resting upon his collarbone to find a good angle for the pick. More than once the iron lock pick slipped or he prodded too hard, spinning the lock out of place.
It would have been easier to simply undo his manacles first so he ...
He awoke in pain. His skin was stretched too tight and tried to smother his poor bones. His veins wouldn’t stop pulsating. It was too hot for his cloak. No, this wasn't a cloak. This was heavier and clung closer to him... maybe a tunic? Too hot for a tunic, then. Why was he wearing something so hot? Summertime wasn't the time for bearskins... wait, when did he ever kill a bear?The human tried getting rid of it to let his claustrophobic skin get some air, but to his horror discovered his arms were dead.A traveling stranger passed through his city once, back when he was shorter than most windowsills. The man was nice and told him stories bu...
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Sunday morning at 9:30 I'm going to be on a fanfiction panel along with other fancy ponyfic authors. You can point and laugh as I nervously stare into the crowd and mumble incoherently! Ask questions! Throw pies! Sit at home wondering "Why the crap isn't Patch answering any of my IMs?" because you forgot where I was this weekend!Oh, and for those of you following me for the ponie...
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In that case... um... fuck. I have to go check.
*five minutes later*
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