He Demands Brains!

Sergei Dragunov © Namco

The Grim Reaper and Alucard © Konami

Art © me

Forgive me for saying this quite bluntly, but I genuinely think this guy is actually undead and not at all a normal human! After all, the pale skin, icy blue eyes, and the choice to remain perpetually silent just gives me an eerie vibe that no other human in the game has; not even Heihachi himself (rest in peace, badass grandpa). If I had to feature him in FYAS; DMWC, he would be the unfortunate victim of an unfortunate rifle blast to the mouth by a badly scared Bendy, so as to make peace with the wrongfully murdered agent, Enchanted and Shaggy bury him near Porkrind's shop with some amber crystals, pork buns, and an unopened vodka bottle that Cuphead leaves at the grave as an offering to Sergei's soul. Two nights after he was buried, the Russian ghoul is revived by the Grim Reaper {who so happened to be Tepes' right hand man} to promptly attack whoever was present at the foot of the grave. Alucard, who was tracking down the footsteps of unwary targets of his father's wrath, had noticed that the ghoul looked at him dead in the eyes, charged at him, and swiped the sbiten from the dhampir prince's hand. Sergei finishes his drink and asks Alucard for brains in his native language, but the Wallachian blondie makes a quick, maddened dash to get away from him!

Please don't take this down, I worked hard to get every detail right on this guy! 🥺 What he's saying is "mogzi", which is Russian for "brains".