crystal-of-ix

Hi all

So, I sort of wrote a random crossover dialogue between two characters from a show called Mr. D. Basically, it's a completely inappropriate show about the world's worst teacher I thought I'd take a stab at him in a Harry Potter situation.

The first speaker is the sarcastic secretary, Trudy, and Gerry (Mr. D) is the second speaker.

Sadly, some of his observations are kindof right.

Sorry Hufflepuffs.
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"What are you doing?"

"I'm applying for a job."

"Where? Who would take you?"

"I'm applying to Hogwarts."

"You're applying to a school for wizards?"

"Yeah."

"Gerry, you're not a wizard."

"How do you know?"

"Well, I don't remember seeing anything about you going to Hogwarts on your resume when you applied here."

"I just haven't gotten my letter yet."

"So your owl is 38 years late?"

"Maybe it got lost."

"If it's as good as you are at your job, then maybe it is. Why do you want to teach there anyway?"

"Trudy, it's the dream job!"

"Why's that?"

"There's no surprises! They sort the kids out for you!"

"Go on..."

"Look! Ravenclaws are obviously the nerds, so they're gonna want to answer all the questions. Slytherins are the troublemakers, so you have to watch out for them. Griffindors are the jocks, so you cut them some slack."

"And what about Hufflepuffs?"

"They're the leftovers. They're the ones that don't belong. You just make then feel special and they'll love you for it."

"Seems like you've got this all figured out."

"Yep, I'm going to be a Hogwarts professor."

"I hope you actually get a letter so that they can deal with you."

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Tootles!