Work Release

Good afternoon, you're through to UltraReal Bodysuits Customer Care, my name is Felicity. How can I help you today?

Yeah...hi...my name's Martin. I'm calling for some help removing one of your suits. The lock seems to be stuck.

Certainly sir. Due to some unfortunate recent incidents we've upgraded the security features of all our suits so they can now be unlocked remotely from our head office. If you could just give me your name and the suit's serial number, we'll have it off in a jiffy...

Sure...that's Martin Campbell, and the code is 224-438

Okay Mr. Campbell...hmmmm...I'm sorry sir but it seems like this suit is attached to one of our corporate accounts.

Yes that would be Bedfellows Escorts. All the male admin staff have been given bodysuits as part of some new gender sensitivity training.

Hmmm...interesting...

Yeah it's pretty stupid. We have this new office manager, Sara, who has all these silly 'progressive' ideas about 'work culture'. Apparently a lot of the girls have left recently and she wants to promote 'togetherness'...

It's just for training you say?

Yes, that's right.

Interesting...

Why?

Well, this is an open account with no end date scheduled. Usually short-term rentals are contracted just for a few days.

Okay...well honestly I don't care...just open the suit for me.

I'm afraid I can't do that sir. The only name on the account is a Sara Sparrows...only she can authorise the emergency release. I'm passing on details of your query to her account now...

No...no, don't do that...you don't understand the kind of slave driver that woman is...I'm having to hide in the supply cupboard just to make this call...

I'm sorry sir, it's already done. Did you say you were admin staff?

Yes...why?

Interesting...

What?!

Well the suits ordered on the Bedfellows account are all from our Ladies of the Night range. They are all fitted with our latest sexual technology designed to heighten libido, intimate sensations and...sir, are you still there...?

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...sir...?