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_(...I just accidentally posted this as 'CrapApples' on twitter. Good job, Piper...)
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My gran, with wrinkled smile and wink
And twinkle in her eye,
Once asked me: "Dear, what do you think
To this fresh apple pie?
"These apples are a special kind;
They're crabapples, and... well,
Just lean in, dearie, I don't mind,
And have yourself a smell!"
And so I leaned where steam arose
To breathe aroma rich.
A sudden claw cut off my nose.
My granny was a bitch.
And twinkle in her eye,
Once asked me: "Dear, what do you think
To this fresh apple pie?
"These apples are a special kind;
They're crabapples, and... well,
Just lean in, dearie, I don't mind,
And have yourself a smell!"
And so I leaned where steam arose
To breathe aroma rich.
A sudden claw cut off my nose.
My granny was a bitch.
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