this was sexy! I like this alot. Man, what could be better than having the black ships arriving, all the orcs coming up to it all cocky and then... w-w-whut? The orcs do a double take.... and then! Low and behold! Pirate Aragorn jumps over the deck and lands piratishly on the ground, sword-swashing sword in hand! And with the arrival of Legolas and pirate-eye-patched Gimli (with a parrot on his shoulder, he's the only one this seems to apply to, as well as the wooden peg leg. Man, all the bad pirate sterotypes can go to Gimli, I can't see Legolas doing all that Oliphant-killing-action with a peg leg, unless he gets shot in the peg leg with an arrow and he just laughs!) Anyway, I liked this.