I Fell Today...
I fell today, and I pulled a back muscle, rendering me with an incredibly painful and incurable-by-advil neck and head ache.
You see, it snowed last night, and as I walked into the school, I neglected to properly use the etched flooring. Consequently, as I stepped onto the tile, I preformed a hollywood slip and fall. There was a little chub, probably in grade 8 or 9, and he was walking around me when this happened. However, once I was on the ground cursing my head off, it was as if I did not exist. He did not even offer a hand, no, not even ask if I was alright, and I looked at him, and he quickly looked away, continuing to walk down the opposite hall.
Ah, humanity. Damn kid. I would've kicked the little bugger if my back didn't hurt so much.
I thought later, it would have been appropriate to say " Yeah, I'm all right, thanks."