Steam Chat with this guy right here --> ~Slow-Mu-Tawa (https://www.deviantart.com/slow-mu-tawa)
Slow-Mu-tawa: Your girlfriend and mother swapped bodies and will die die after two days, the only way to stop this is to have sex with one of them. Who you will do sex with?
Slow-Mu-tawa: Also hi
CrusaderTheFirst: My god!
CrusaderTheFirst: It's the ultimate saw trap!
Slow-Mu-tawa: The answer?
CrusaderTheFirst: There is no spoon!
Slow-Mu-tawa: no spoon
Slow-Mu-tawa: thats it
CrusaderTheFirst: There is no spoon is the correct answer.
Slow-Mu-tawa: how so?
CrusaderTheFirst: Because this is the matrix.
Slow-Mu-tawa: Avoiding the responcibilities I see
With *Nikolad92 (https://www.deviantart.com/nikolad92)
(Update: WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY VIEWS?!)
1:18 PM - CrusaderTheFirst: Certain games with unlimited ammo. Question: When are you going to reload? My answer: WTF IS RELOADING! The guy: It's... Me: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
3:44 PM - Nikolad92: My answer: How long is the cool down?
3:46 PM - CrusaderTheFirst: My response: About 1 microsecond.
3:46 PM - Nikolad92: me: well then... YIPPY KAY YAY MADA FAKA!
3:47 PM - CrusaderTheFirst: Me: LET'S TURN THIS PLACE INTO A CRATER!
3:47 PM - Nikolad92: And when everything looks like a crater.
3:47 PM - Nikolad92: me: I think we forgot a wall
3:48 PM - CrusaderTheFirst: me: Where