So, turns out, as always, starting a story is hard as all hell.
If you've been following those posts, you might have seen a rather trashy attempt at an intro that was never followed up on. I was initially tempted to just let it be and to keep moving forward with the pages that had already been made afterward. However, as I see it now, and as should have been common sense, the introduction is the first impression. Even though it won't be the first thing most readers see (taken from personal experience, I usually just happen to find a portion of a comic that catches my interest and then read it from the beginning), it matters to me that I
The following is an excerpt from a chat on Discord I had with a talking snake lady on the topic of a new training regimen.
Crow: And if you wanna cut diamonds, you're gonna have to run a hell of a lot harder than that.
Shandi: Not literally silly CX
Crow: You'll have to train like a fucking Quartz.
Shandi: I need to find the book “Jasper’s Workout Routine”
Maybe it’ll contain little DVDs like P90X
Crow: Bahah, dvd's?
Each of the boxes is completely empty except for a tiny, really decorated bag. The inside of the box is lined with velvet...
And you'll open the bag, and a f
So, the family went on an impromptu trip to the beach. I spent that whole day out digging trenches along the shore. I damn near passed out... Digging one damn trench which wasn't even deep enough to crouch in. I could easily bury myself though, and now that I think of it, the way my life is going, I probably should've done just that.
Honestly there isn't all that much to say about today. I'm actually feeling kinda down so after this journal, I think I'll go stare at the loaded gun on my summoner's display rack. Really, there's something liberating about staring death in the face like that and knowing that I, for once, actually have a
It's my second journal entry, and honestly not much has happened lately. I went out with a couple females from outside the family tree, which is always refreshing. The women of the Corvidae are all batshit crazy. I was in a group chat with one crazy bitch who, when asked by another member about torture methods (They were intended to be used in a sexual manner on a highly masochistic person I also happen to somewhat know), listed all the most sadistic, maiming, scarring, and probably illegal torture methods, even by mafia -- even by Elat'nemi fundamentalist standards. (For my friends in reality, these guys are roughly the equivalent to you