Literature
The Crookedalley Show: Pockets
{Music starts as the lights turn on, revealing a set furnished with a desk, a chair, and a fake window. The camera sways drunkenly toward the stage as the studio audience begins to cheer and applaud, the announcer chimes in.}
Announcer: Live! From the same generic piece-of-shit city that we were in before, it's The Crookedalley Show! And now, the fat bastard himself, your host with the most everywhere but his pants, it's Crookedalley! *more from the audience*
Crookedalley: *walks out, waving and grinning, giving high-fives, the audience finally calms down* Ignore what the announcer said, ladies and gents. Frank's just mad because he lost a