I’m a total neckbeard edgelord.
The kinda guy who would be a goth if he wasn’t too lazy to learn how to put on makeup.
The kinda guy who would be a hardcore gamer if he cared about video games.
A hipster within a culture of hipsters, a leftist who gets called a conservative, a hippie slacker with a mean streak as big as his penis is small.
I’m that douchebag atheist that makes atheists not want to associate with atheism.
I tell dead baby jokes and rape jokes as easily as I breathe.
I’m offended by nothing except the stupidity of my fellow man, to which I have grown jaded and numb.
I write asinine pseudo-poetic posts like this online because I think it makes me a philosopher.
I’m a contrarian, a non-conformer, a mocker of opinions, and a total fuckwad. I may also be slightly autistic.
I complain and rant about society, but I’m too lazy to do anything worthwhile about it.
My primary emotions are apathy and rage.
I like to say the word cunt a lot, just