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critelli
Joe Carl
United States
Collecting bits of random creative chaos, trying my best to form them into words that will change the life of a sollitary soul.

Current Residence: Milford, MA
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL
Favourite genre of music: Metal/Hardcore
Favourite style of art: Gothic/Macabre/Emotional
Operating System: Vista
MP3 player of choice: Zune
Favourite cartoon character: Grimm
Personal Quote: "Art is nothing to the ignorant mind"
Interests
  • Reading: "Dark Apostle" by Anthony Reynolds
  • Playing: Final Fantasy XIII
  • Drinking: Samuel Adams Summer Lager
Well, I've managed to get 20 copies of my book on hand. Publish America offers discount prices to the authors, which in turn allows me to sell them to my friends and family for a much more reasonable price. It may need editing, and it may be crude and offensive, but I've got 20 copies of "Civilian Justice" that are unspoken for. If you would like one, please send me a comment so that I can reserve you one. You will have to send me your mailing address in a note as well so that I may ship the novel to you.

This is a vigilante story riddled with profanities, references to sex, and a taste of brutality. It's a fun novel that doesn't take a genius to get through, and will hopefully make you laugh. I, for one, actually enjoy reading it.

I'm also going to sign the books (just in case I ever make it big. Haha), and include one of my homemade bookmarks with my Critelli tag on it.

Publish America, Amazon, and Barnes and Noble list the book at 24.95. You can obtain one of my copies for only 15.00. It's the best I can do. The money will go into a fund so that I can get more copies of my book on hand and eventually help get me "out there" for people to find.


I will update this journal with the total number of copies remaining.

Remaining: 18

Thanks everyone! I hope to drag at least one of you into my hell!  :evillaugh:

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:iconaxcido:
Axcido Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice gallery :D ♥!
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BeyondJen Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hello Stranger. Are you ever around anymore? I miss your elegant and knowing comments. Although, it's been like a year since you've graced my pages...
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withoutwingswefall Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2010
I'm going to have to buy a copy of your book (:
How do I go about it?
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critelli Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011
Ah....I just realized that you're from Australia. I'm not sure what the shipping price is to get it all the way down there. If it costs me $15 to ship it to you, it might be easier for you to get it from Amazon.com. Let me know what you think. :hug:
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critelli Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011
Sorry for the delay! I have a few copies on hand. Do you have a Paypal account? If you buy the book on Amazon, it's like $25 because the publishing company is ridiculous, but you can have one of my copies for only $7. I get them at a huge discount. :D

Or, if you don't have a Paypal, send me a note and I'll give you an address to send money to.

Thanks for the interest! :blackrose:
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Babii-Love Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
Happy birthday! C:
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savedgame Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday, man! :iconcakeplz::iconjackdanielsplz: =D
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nightfall8705 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday!
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pixie-stix-art Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday to you!! :hug:
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