You take my art,
you make your spoofs.
You think you're smart,
but I've got proof
that all you guys
are all just fools
and Dan realized
that I'm so cool.
So I was glad
to have a knight.
I once was sad,
but still I spite
that all my own
great poem-try
was taken down
so none could see
that I had sex
with my girlfriend.
But now I'll hex
you to the end.
You all have got
me banned, you see?
My chance is shot
At infamy.
But laugh at me,
I do not care.
I'll always be
on here, somewhere...