One afternoon, Mr. Enter was at Crimson Mayhem's front door when he rings the doorbell. Crimson opens the door.
Crimson: Ah Mr. Enter, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Mr. Enter: Ah.
Crimson goes into the kitchen as Mr. Enter sits down at the table. To his horror, Crimson finds that his roast was burning in the oven.
Crimson: (gasps) Oh my God! My roast is ruined!
Crimson looks out the window and sees the Burger King in the distance.
Crimson: But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? (laughs) Delightfully devilish, Crimson!
Crimson opens the window, takes off his apron, and is about to leave when Mr. Enter catches him in the act. Cue title card that says "The Enter and Crimson Show".
Crimson with his crazy explanations,
Mr. Enter's gonna need his medication
When he hears Crimson's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Crimson: Mr. Enter! I was just... stret