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Saint Nick by CrazyAsian1 Saint Nick by CrazyAsian1
Hey guys. Long time no post. Here's a quick image I painted up. The idea planted itself in my head when I saw one of my friends status posts on Facebook which went along the lines:

"Since when the hell did Santa need bodyguards!?"

I'm not sure exactly the context he asked the question.

Shortly after the assassination of Mrs. Clause at the hands of the Easter Bunny Santa Claus fell into a bout of deep depression. Deeply saddened by the loss of his life partner gift production quickly came to a halt. Without the will to carry on, Christmas suddenly came to a halt.

5 years passed.

In the winter of 2152, Santa reappeared but not as the Santa the people knew and loved. Donning the name of Saint Nick, Santa began to wage war against the other holiday figures.

His primary target

The Easter Bunny.


Thanks for viewing guys and I hope you all have a safe and fun Christmas/New Year!!

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22happy22 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2018
This is straight up a side story in the Sluggy Freelancer webcomic. And Halloween is there too.
Pineconescone Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2017  Student Digital Artist
You're my favorite artist now.
lilravo13 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 18, 2017  Student Artist
"ho ho ho god"
this looks good!
LordIheanacho Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2015
Santa Claus III: The War on Christmas
madvirgo Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
This would make an interesting COD DLC. 
sin-and-love Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2015
Wtf did I just read?
MercenaryGraphics Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Professional Digital Artist

End your oppression of the Holiday Industrial Complex!

Turn your weapons against those who would steal your labor!

Overthrow the Fat Bastard!
epicvictory2025 Featured By Owner May 28, 2015
Whoever is naughty is gonna get something more than a lump coal.
Revan005 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 21, 2015
Funny idea.:XD:
AskPrinceNightsky Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015
this is a good set up for an indie game! :D
Caine-of-Nod Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Awesome, Badass, and Cool! Clap Clap Clap Clap 
DracoPhobos Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Student Filmographer
hilarious :XD:
J-Mace Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love this!
MoonGoneDark Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014
This is the best portrayal of Santa I have ever seen! He's real! :D
Phantomhak Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wow.......amazing ^^
Thuric Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
The lack of trigger discipline hurts.
JadeHunterKato Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Santa is ready for anything even war :D
filipinowhiteboy Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
This picture gives new meaning to the song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".
Anonymous-Goose Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is pretty much Saint Nick Fury.
AJTalon Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Student Writer
Don't mess with Saint Nick! He's master of the Fist of the North Star: The 2000 year old martial art practiced by Jesus Christ himself!
FlayerOfTheMoon Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
The Easter Bunny hires Lobo the Main Man to kill Santa though. 
echelonextant Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
Superb! Great concept, expertly delivered!
xXKurorXx Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
fakin awersome :D 
Random-Derp Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Holy moly, I love it :D
DeadOrb1t Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
Check... the Fat man has landed!
mat2468xke Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
This is just awesome!
HoneyHapkins Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
Pray to god your not on his naughty list.
PoshPegasus Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
This year you better hope your on the nice list because St Nick is checking it twice!
streetsweep237 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
holy crap! he turned from jolly saint nick to general Christmas Badass!
ashenbach Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
Awesome, awesome, awesome art! It inspired me to write the following:… - hope you enjoy! :D
Jomster777 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The bullets are made of coal... dayum. Nice job!
Varia31 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol This is amazing!
xchainlinkx Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Professional General Artist
Ahahah! This is awesome! This would make a hell of an amazing Christmas movie! 
monacogabriel Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
Very good
macspendleton Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake

JarlHunden Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014
Here let me Help you understand  with some Fun Math

1 He carries a list of the Bad Guys


2 He can get into any where no matter what security you have ..... Even when you KNOW he is coming


3 Santa is a US Navy Seal
pokecreator Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
JarlHunden Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
Not sure what to say here other than 

1 You Obviously are Not a US Navy Seal

2 According to your profile you are from Canada

Other than that well Seals don't usually use the word " spies " .... Contacts, HumInt, and Sources are the words they use.
gee I wonder why I might know that.

Also I said nothing about you anywhere till just now.

Have a day.
Fear1ing Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Student General Artist
With great speech comes great fail -w-
mg1342mg Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
I still can't figure out the nature of your comment, but you should be ashamed of yourself to be such a poor word-smith. Profanity is the crutch of the weak-minded.
TeAmoBrasilXD Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
Navy seal copypasta, look it up. How have you not heard it before?
PearOfDiscord Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
Take a look at his profile.  It is more than a little insane.
Erbear159 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't worry bro, I got the joke lol
PearOfDiscord Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
While his comment was dumb, I think killing him is more than a little extreme.  Also, killing him for what he said, especially since he was not threatening anyone, violates the first amendment.  (feel free to enlighten me if there are now ways around that.)
DarkDullahan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
"Gorilla Warfare"

The correct term would be, "Guerrilla" good sir. lol
shininglife88 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
AjDrawer Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
General Nick Saint is more like it. Leading the E-xtreme L-iberation F-orce squad.

Liberation as in liberation from all forms of holiday.
storm-bunny Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Great image :) Of course reafing the story just put a big smile on my face :D
coolclaytony Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
Command and Conquer: War on Christmas
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