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Russel Wallpaper by Cravethought Russel Wallpaper :iconcravethought:Cravethought 4 0 Green shirt by Cravethought Green shirt :iconcravethought:Cravethought 1 0 Wallpapers are awesome by Cravethought Wallpapers are awesome :iconcravethought:Cravethought 3 0 Pleasant Accident by Cravethought Pleasant Accident :iconcravethought:Cravethought 0 1 Transmetropolitan Photomontage by Cravethought
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Transmetropolitan Photomontage :iconcravethought:Cravethought 15 3
Today I met a man that would have been once been regarded as a circus freak: the tattooed man.
I met him on the bus while making a journey that took way too long. We chatted about how the bus service had hiked our fare another 20 cents, but still found the time to take coffee breaks at coffee shops and show up a half hour late. I've always been intimidated by large amounts of ink, because I tend to associate needles with pain. I could tell that the Tattooed Man did not intend for this reaction; he was merely expressing himself in a way that others couldn't comprehend.
I got to talking to him about his art in a rather clumsy way; I could tell he'd been questioned about it before. He didn't seem to mind, though. Black sections of Native-inspired designs made their ways up his forearms, separated by an inch or two of bare flesh that had escaped the tattoo artist's needle; the finished result looks like a segmented sleeve. He was about 22 years old, having purchased his art as a part of hi
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Interview Review :iconcravethought:Cravethought 0 0
Around the World
Somewhere on Earth right now, someone is suffering.
Somewhere on Earth, this tiny green ball of water and sand, someone is joyful.
Today, on the third planet from the star Sol, someone is contemplative.
It’s hard to image the scope of this planet. Compared to others, we are quite small, but in some freak irony, we are the only one to sustain life. We house many different races of people, which bicker and squabble amongst each other while trying to feign some kind of species-unity.
I often question: “If aliens suddenly decided to make their presence known to us, what would be the Earth’s national anthem?” My answer to this question is Bohemian Rhapsody, but that’s beside the point – what image are we presenting to the outside? If you think about it realistically, our planet is almost in a near perpetual civil war; a conflict between the races based on religion, land, moral beliefs – you name it, we’re fighting about it. I’m almost embarras
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Doing it for the Lulz 2
Stupid computer
Why are you always so slow?
My internet crawls
I did nothing to you first
Why do you hate me so much?
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Doing it for the Lulz 1
The Blue Vest rules me
takes up all my weekend time
Pays decently, though
Customers with dumb questions
Trying my patience nightly
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They do nothing by Cravethought They do nothing :iconcravethought:Cravethought 0 2 Industrial Action by Cravethought Industrial Action :iconcravethought:Cravethought 0 0
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Question the Answer :iconcravethought:Cravethought 0 0
Running on Empty
The pen is a much underrated invention. I’m not talking about the “pen” as some metaphor for written expression or any of that bullshit; I mean the actual object: the ball-point pen.
Holy shit. In an effort to crank out something, I’m writing about the ballpoint pen. Is this how far I’ve fallen that I’m reduced to writing about a couple pieces of plastic and metal? Christ, I must be more tired than I feel.
There comes a time in a writer’s day where he or she must decide “Will I write something or not?” The obvious answer is “Sure! I’ll just find a topic and go with it!”, but really, another question crosses the mind: “Who will give a shit about the topic I choose?”
Relevancy reigns king in the decision of whether I will write anything in my day-to-day life. I could crank out a blog post a day, or pull an essay out of my hindquarters whenever I feel like having some fun, but if it isn’t enjoyable t
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Music Man StingRay Vector by Cravethought Music Man StingRay Vector :iconcravethought:Cravethought 3 9 Split Decision by Cravethought Split Decision :iconcravethought:Cravethought 0 0


RHR: Firestar by Mayeko RHR: Firestar :iconmayeko:Mayeko 83 7 Thick Headed by Matsu-sensei Thick Headed :iconmatsu-sensei:Matsu-sensei 439 136 Urban Frontier by G-FLIP Urban Frontier :icong-flip:G-FLIP 261 69 wanderer by hypnothalamus wanderer :iconhypnothalamus:hypnothalamus 1,987 215 Uncle Iroh by engelszorn Uncle Iroh :iconengelszorn:engelszorn 2,399 220



Matty D
My name's Matt. I'm an opinion columnist/critic, and like to write about things on the Internet.

Current Residence: Toronto
Favourite genre of music: Funk, Hip-hop
Favourite style of art: Vector
Operating System: Seven; XP on my netbook
MP3 player of choice: iPod 160gb
Wallpaper of choice: That Russell one in my gallery
Favourite cartoon character: Taira, Green Arrow, Harvey Birdman
Personal Quote: "Hungry people don't stay hungry for long.."
  • Listening to: Led Zeppelin II
  • Playing: Alpha Protocol, TF2
  • Drinking: White Hot Chocolate
Been awhile, DA.
I am still alive, and will be posting photos to this place in the interest of whoring me and my site out.

You have been warned.


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444Venom444 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2008
wow! Kewllll!
omg I love the whole transmetropolitan thing!
444Venom444 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2008
not to mention your wallpaper
G-FLIP Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2008
Thanx Much! for your interest in my work, and adding me to your Favourites...

Wishing "All The Best" for 2008...G
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