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Everybody knows that if you surf the web long enough, you'll see some sick shit. This is especially true if you intentionally dwell into the dark underbelly of the internet. I've seen quite a few things I don't care to admit to, but one thing that I'll always remember is a site called "normalpornfornormalpeople.com".

The first strange thing about the site, was that I didn't find it by actually looking for it. It was e-mailed to me by someone I didn't know. The e-mail was as follows:

"Hi there

found this site is very nice thought u might like

normalpornfornormalpeople.com

pass it on, for the good of mankind"

Pretty standard issue chain letter, although the url and the last remark really piqued my curiosity. I was having a very boring day when I got this, so I made sure my anti-virus was working and then I clicked on it.

It was a very average, very generic looking site. It gave the impression that the creators just BARELY gave a shit about making it look professional. The author seemed to have a very tenuous grasp on English, and on the front page was a long, boring, and incoherent rant that I don't remember or have saved.

The site had a strange tagline (which even today people haven't figured out the meaning of), which was;

"Normal Porn for Normal People, A Website Dedicated To The Eradication of Abnormal Sexuality"

And from the sound of that, I wasn't sure whether I was here to watch porn or if I had stumbled onto some kind of eugenics program. But I was here now, and I was very, very curious to see what "Normal People" get their rocks off to. So I scrolled down through the rant and...nothing. The page didn't seem to link to anywhere else, and I was about to leave when I noticed every word of the rant was it's own hyperlink.

So I clicked one of them, and was sent to a white page with very long list of links in the form of:

"normalpornfornormalpeople.com/ (random letters)"

So I stopped for a minute and asked myself if I really wanted to waste God knows how much time clicking random links that will likely give me a virus that will rape my computer. I figured I'd just try it for maybe 5 minutes, just to see if anything came up. I clicked one of the links, and was sent to another page. This page apparently had totally different urls than the last one.

I was just about to say "Fuck this" when I clicked on the 3rd link, and a video download came up. It was called "peanut.avi". It was a 30 minute video of a man, a woman and a dog in a kitchen. The woman would make a peanut butter sandwich, and the man would set it down for the dog to eat. This was all that happened, for 30 minutes. It was obvious that the cameraman had to stop filming and wait until the dog was ready to eat again, and the dog seemed rather sick by the end of it.

I know what you're thinking: "What the hell does that have to do with porn?" I have no clue. I've seen a little over two dozen videos from this site, and the majority had no sexual activity at all.

After watching peanut.avi, I went on a certain image board I frequent to play online show and tell, like I always do with weird shit like this. But someone had already made a thread about it, some guy who had received the same chain letter I did. The image board thread got lots of people with nothing better to do to dig through the site, and that's how I saw other videos.

Most of those two dozen videos where very uneventful, and consisted of people talking to the cameraman in a room with nothing in it but a desk and a few chairs. I mean literally nothing on the walls, or in terms of furniture. The whole room had a very cold, sterile feel to it.

The conversations where just idle banter about previous jobs or embarrassing childhood moments. I kept expecting some kind of discussion about what the people where filming or what the site was about, but of course, nothing. You would never know these videos had anything to do with porn if you saw it out of context. I will say one thing though, the people who appeared in these videos where quite attractive.

However, the other videos that actually did feature content which I suppose could be called "sexual" is where things got weird.

I'll give brief descriptions of the stranger videos, if you're really eaten up with curiosity you can try to hunt them down on a torrent site.

*lickedclean.avi*

A 10 minute video filmed by a hidden camera in which we see a repairman working on a washing machine for the first 2 minutes. When it's fixed, the repairman talks to the owner briefly, and then leaves. The owner checks to make sure the repairman is gone, and he begins to lick all over the top of the washing machine. This goes on for 7 minutes.

*jimbo.avi*

A 5 minute video of a obese mime performing his act. It was actually pretty funny, particularly one part where he pretends to pull up a chair, then pretends that it breaks because of his weight. In the last 30 seconds of the video, the camera cuts to static briefly and cuts back to the man sobbing quietly, still wearing mime outfit and makeup. Some kind of obscure fetish?

*dianna.avi*

4 minute video in which the camerman talks to a woman in a room different than the "interview room". This room looks like one you'd find in a normal person's house. Exactly where they are is never specified, as Dianna only talks about her violin playing. She obviously plays her violin, but she keeps getting distracted by something.

I didn't notice this until someone on the image board thread pointed it out, but if you look at a mirror in the background, you can see a fat man in a chicken mask masturbating.

*jessica.avi*

Another 4 minute cameraman video. This time he's outside a house, talking to another young woman. They talk about canoe rides. The camera zooms out to reveal the city streets behind them occasionally.

The strange thing is: No one so far has been able to identify where this street is. Guesses have ranged everywhere from Europe to Australia to The Philippines, but there's yet to be a match for the street shown in the video.

*tounguetied.avi*

10 minute video. The first 5 minutes consist of an elderly woman making out with a mannequin. The video cuts out like it did in jimbo.avi halfway through, and the scene is now a group of mannequins huddled together in a circle around the camera. The lights have been dimmed, and the elderly woman is nowhere to be seen. From this point on, there is no sound.

*stumps.avi*

5 minute long video where a man with no legs is attempting to breakdance on a DDR mat in what looks like the kitchen from peanut.avi, but much dirtier. There's a radio playing music unseen in the background, but it stops at the 4 minute mark when the man collapses on the mat in exhaustion.

He breathes heavily and pleads with someone off-screen to let him rest. This off-screen person becomes terrifyingly enraged and yells at him to keep dancing, which he does. You can hear this off-screen person begin to scream as the video ends abruptly.

*privacy.avi*

The woman from dianna.avi is masturbating on a mattress in the "interview room", while the man from stumps.avi walks around on his hands while wearing some kind of goblin mask.

The door in this room was always closed in other videos, but it's now open. In this video the only light is in the room, and the hallway is dark. Near the end of the video, you can see an animal quickly run through the hallway.

And finally the last video we uncovered, which was *useless.avi*

In this 18 minute video, a blond woman from one of the previous interview videos is tied down to a mattress in the interview room. She attempts to scream but her mouth is taped over. After 7 minutes, a man in a black suit and mask opens the door, but he does not enter.

He holds the door open for the animal that was running in the hall in the previous video. It's revealed to be an adult chimpanzee, it's hair shaved and it's entire body painted red. It seemed to be starved and abused, with several wounds along it's shoulders and back.

When the chimp enters the room, the masked man closes the door behind it.  The chimpanzee sniffs the air for a moment (it may have been blind), and notices the woman tied to the mattress. It goes into a frenzy, and begins to maul her.

The assault goes on for a grueling 7 minutes, until the woman finally dies. The chimp eats flesh from her corpse for 4 minutes as the video ends.


The thread exploded with activity after this video was uncovered, and people discussed it long into the night. When I came back to the image board the next day I found that the thread was deleted. I tried to start another one, and they banned me. I tried e-mailing the guy who sent me the chain letter with the site's url, sent him 5 messages and never got a response.

I have tried to discuss this website on various places, and I got banned frequently. The site itself was also deleted about 3 days after useless.avi was uncovered, likely because someone contacted the authorities about it.

The only proof that normalpornfornormalpeople.com ever existed was a few screencaps people took, and videos from the site that people saved and uploaded on torrents. The most popular of which being useless.avi, which found it's way onto a few gore sites.

Wherever you upload them to, all of the videos from normalpornfornormalpeople.com get deleted after a while.
Creepypasta I wrote a few days ago.
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:iconguyverman:
Guyverman Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017
You wrote this? 
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:iconxzachary11x:
xZachary11x Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015
HOLY SHIT, I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE THE SAME WRITER OF THAT STORY AS THE AMAZING NES CREEPYPASTA
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Marluxiaflower Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015
Oh my god! I read your Godzilla NES Creepypasta a long time ago and it was probably my second favorite creepypasta every right behind this! This has always been my all time favorite creepypasta ever since I read it because something about it is just so real. Like, this could totally be something someone could just find in some deep dark corner of the Internet. There's nothing at all that couldn't just actually happen to you one day. I seriously never imagined that you wrote this one too! I'm really impressed ^_^. You're easily the best creepypasta author I've ever come across. You've got creepy atmosphere down to a science~.
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:iconreyai-bloodrose:
Reyai-Bloodrose Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
Wait... you wrote this one?!
This is one of my favorite creepypastas ever! :D
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:iconjumpingbob:
JumpingBob Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
The site is a real FANMADE site. It exists, but it's made after this story.
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:iconcosbydaf:
CosbyDaf Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It isn't really based on the story either.
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:iconpewdie-fluttershy:
pewdie-fluttershy Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Professional Artist
Dunno if it helps or not but the site's owner is here: eddygoodvibes.deviantart.com/
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:iconambasu:
Ambasu Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The site is back up and running with new videos.
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:iconjumpingbob:
JumpingBob Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
zzz
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:iconambasu:
Ambasu Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
zzzzz *widens eyes and gets uncomfortably close.* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 8[]
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:iconchelonianmobile:
Chelonianmobile Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel really bad for laughing, but the idea of these poor imageboard dwellers watching a dog eating sandwiches and waiting for the porn is hilarious to me.
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:iconseaserpentine:
SeaSerpentine Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll probably never look at chimps the same way again.
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:iconcasandraelf:
Casandraelf Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
loved this pasta, loved your godzilla nes pasta, i think you're awesome
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:iconcxoa:
Cxoa Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I read this on creepypasta the other day. This shit is messed up.
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:iconultimategodzilla:
ultimategodzilla Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
mrcreepypasta read this and i had to find it....little did i know that i was a kajiu fan who wrote it.....LOVEED IT!
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:icontheawesomeflee:
theawesomeflee Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So it was you all along who wrote this....

I see
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:iconmegamanneos:
MegamanNeos Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Why am I not surprised that you were the one who wrote this?
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:iconnyahcupcake:
NyahCupcake Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Pretty good...first CreepyPasta I can actually still go to sleep after..
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:iconkamenrideragito123:
kamenrideragito123 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
is this real? There's a real normalpornfornormalpeople.com exist

with 3 videos

Olease tell me that was made up
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:iconjohnsegway:
JohnSegway Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this one :3
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:icondutchessdeath:
DutchessDeath Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I haven't slept in 4 days after venturing to the site, the shack.avi has had me seeing masked ladies everywhere and I'm scared bro ;____;
Fabulously well written
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:iconinfosphere:
Infosphere Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okay guys. This is completely, 100 percent fictional. There is, however, really a normalpornfornormalpeople.com that exists. It only has a couple videos on it, granted, but it's still pretty damn creepy. This is all very well done, and I give points to Cosby for being so into the whole project.
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:iconcosbydaf:
CosbyDaf Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I had nothing to do with the site.
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:iconalethe-hedgefox84:
AleThe-Hedgefox84 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
You mean to tell me, there is actually a site with that name? O_O
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:iconruby-fire:
Ruby-Fire Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
"jimbo.avi" sounds quite entertaining lmao

This was actually p. terrifying, but oh my god, I think the worst part is that it's plausible, that these videos really could exist.

Really well written too.
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:iconsweetberry888:
SweetBerry888 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
I read this on Creepypasta wiki a while ago, and I don't know what it is about this one, but it stuck in my head, unlike the others, and I couldn't stop thinking about it. The more I think about it, the more fridge-horror and fear my mind accumulates.

Nice work!
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:icondeepc:
DeepC Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Eep.
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:iconzarhx:
zarhx Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
This is just creepypasta? Got me.
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:iconthe-free-thinker:
The-Free-Thinker Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha i srsly went looking for the videos. it's creepy enough that a website exists for this that has a same tagline and stuff and now this is making me curious so much that i want to see the video Dr Van Buren put on the site (clean.avi).
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:iconeatyurbrain:
eatyurbrain Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
Just when I think I'm desensitized to all things creepypasta, one comes along that just blows my mind. Bravo!
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:iconrottenseahorse:
RottenSeahorse Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
this is actually the first creepypasta that I have read that I have become creeped out about.

thank you ;;<3
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:iconxmeganiumx:
xMeganiumx Featured By Owner May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOU WROTE THIS?

It was so popular
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:iconshadow-demon92:
Shadow-Demon92 Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
I went to the link. Site is one page now, but it exists
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:icondiabloechidna:
diabloechidna Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if this was real. Terrified, yes. Surprised, no. Shows just how sick the world is.
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:icontheslenderfan:
TheSlenderFan Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Whoa! This is one of the creepiest ones I've read O_o
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:iconmathotaku:
mathotaku Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
amazing writing!!! I really love your style and this seriously creeped my out!!
good job, and to be sure I won't be looking up porn anytime soon now! :P
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:iconslickeroo:
slickeroo Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
It's actually been made, guys.

It has no videos as of yet, but I sincerely hope that they're being made (obviously not the pornographic or violent ones, but you know what I mean).
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:iconhomestarcutie7:
HomestarCutie7 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
...So the people saying that they've seen the videos are lying? o_o
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:iconexplicitlyperfect:
explicitlyperfect Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
okay... quick question, I read this pasta yesterday, and the website itself... it exists, with the tagline that you specified, and it was wiped clean as you said, except for the tagline...

please tell me if this is real or not.
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:iconmathotaku:
mathotaku Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
ya and did you just go and make the website just for this story?
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:iconexplicitlyperfect:
explicitlyperfect Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
you should ask him not me, I'm in the same boat as you :)
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:iconcosbydaf:
CosbyDaf Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
mmmm mayeb
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:iconexplicitlyperfect:
explicitlyperfect Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
T^T please tell me it's not. XD
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:iconcosbydaf:
CosbyDaf Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Also if you haven't played it yet, do give the video game based on this a try:

[link]
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:iconpandaberryinspace:
PandaBerryInSpace Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Oh, THANK GOD this isn't real. I was scared that it was real, yet morbidly curious to see useless.avi... :I You are an awesome writer.
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:icon13013sts:
13013sts Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
Im curious as to know how all of you are so sure this is not real? Granted the videos are difficult to find, but does not necessarily prove that they don't exist.
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:iconlonesometraveller:
lonesometraveller Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
you know, if you posted it anonimously (without admitting it's made up) people might actually go psycho after reading this. Just a thought.
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:iconeeveesaucemhm:
eeveesaucemhm Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
holy fuck, you are a convincing writer! Scared me so bad >.< I saw it on tumblr and had to keep researching x3 thank god this is not real TT_TT
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