Corvis-DA-Account

WHO'S STILL HERE, ANYWAY?

I have been hearing the most batshit commercials on radio stations lately. They're as bad as the parody commercials they stick in video games with canned radio stations, BUT THEY'RE APPARENTLY ON THE AIR FOR REAL.

ANYWAY, I STOPPED WITH THE CHAIRS LAST CHRISTMAS. Since then I've built up a business selling work gloves and safety equipment; ANSI rated road work apparel and goods, mostly. Still at the flea market, but different ones than the one I started out at. It's a lot of work, but lately I quit my Thursday market because it was losing money consistently for a while, so there's a large lump in the middle of the week where I can get on the computer a bit.

Does this mean art?

NO.





SORRY.

The most I do is scribble. Maybe I'll upload some scribbles. Don't know. GOTTA RUN AGAIN ALREADY. JUST WANTED TO DROP BY AND SAY I'M STILL HERE AND VISITING OCCASIONALLY.

HEY, if you're thinking of buying a new chair on a wheelie base, please consider ME AND JESSE, WHO BUILD THEM OUT OF CAR SEATS. We'll also give twenty bucks to anyone who gets someone to buy! CHECK IT OUT: www.jgribinenterprises.com/ind…

Link to Commission information: corvis-da-account.deviantart.c…

IT'S HUMMUS'S BIRTHDAY (MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW. CLOSE TO IT, THOUGH.)

Here's the approximate recipe, because it came out wrongly hydrated at first and I had to fidget back and forth to find a consistency that worked:

Between 1&1/2 and 2 cups flour, really not sure on this one.
~3/4 cup oats
2 medium-small eggs
~4 oz Apple Juicy-Juice
Fistful of raisins
Fistful and a half of crushed almonds

The amounts are so vague because first it was far too wet, and then by the time I had washed my hands of the dough and popped in more flour, the oats had begun soaking up the liquid like nobody's business, and now it was too dry, so I had to dash in more juice, etc. As I was forming them into little gunky balls, the oats were STILL drying it out, and I ended up dashing a little more juice into it a few more times as I continued. The amounts I gave are, I believe, the end amounts. But I was eyeballing when making alterations, so.

I put them in the oven at 350ºF, on wax paper. I set the timer at 60 minutes, but turned the oven off at 50 because they were looking near-done, and just let them sit in it while it cooled down for a few minutes to harden more.

I WAS THE FIRST TO EAT ONE, AND I WILL TELL YOU, THEY'RE PRETTY BAD. Especially because the raisins got slightly burnt and now have lightly bitter outsides, the rest of them aren't burnt at all, AND THE RAISINS ARE BLACK SO I COULDN'T TELL IT HAPPENED. HUMMUS LOVES THEM THOUGH, I gave her half of one because they're pretty big and she dragged it bumpily into her house like prey and sat there squinting as she ate it.

This was adapted from an online gerbil club, who gave this:
250 grams of self-rising Flour
150 grams of muesli
1 Egg

(I was sitting here like "what is myooslie, forget myooslie")

which was quoted to be found in Animal and Friend Magazine (Dier & Vriend magazine) by Judith Lissenberg.

I'm open by the way; I'll make an update very soon about ~SOMETHING SPECIAL~ REGARDING THIS. I need to try and make back some of the money we just spent on this new used computer.

Sketch -
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i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41… (pixel)
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (soft)
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (soft)
$5-10
+$5 each additional character (The reference sheet, and any sketchily-done like it, would be $5 for each additional drawing of the same character, too, in MOST CASES. For a very complicated one, I'll ask for a little more per shot.

Nice lines, flat colours -
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (pixel)
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (pixel)
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (soft)
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (soft)
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (soft)
$20-25
+~$15 each additional character

Fully shaded -
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (pixel)
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (pixel)
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (pixel)
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (soft)
corvis-da-account.deviantart.c… (soft)
$30-45
+~$20-30 each additional character

Everything comes with either an abstract or flat colour background, lemme know which you want, or if you want me to leave it white. Also, lemme know if you want a hard-pixeled or soft picture.


PAYMENT- I prefer PayPal (jgribin@mac.com) most of all, but I'll also take money orders. Other methods I'll accept but don't particularly favour are certified checks and well-concealed cash. Note me for a mailing address if you're gonna be using one of the snailmail methods.


I DON'T DRAW ADULT ART. ]8 No:
Vaginas or penises (even in tasteful nudity, I'm sorry, but I ain't gonna do it.)
Erotica or porn of any sort, even if there are no vaginas or penises in the shot.

I will selectively draw nude anthros with genitalia out of sight, though. Depends on the specific character. Boobs is ok.