I...FUCKING...HATE...the 4th of July!
It's bad enough having to deal with Eastside morons on a regular basis, but then to have to deal with all these stupid fucking fireworks explosions for the roughly ten days surrounding what is supposed to be the 'birth' of the United States... These idiots don't care about the history, traditions, and institutions that represent the best of what America has to offer. If they did, there would be a lot more people screaming for Trump's ouster from office. And, as a matter of fact, he probably wouldn't have been able to steal the White House in the first place. Thus, we would have a leader with solid experience in Foreign Policy and Domestic Policy, who isn't sucking off one of our biggest political rivals at every turn; to say nothing of the fact that we wouldn't be facing the possibility of a tyrannically-fascist, Right-Wing Supreme Court. Now, maybe if Hilary had soundly defeated Donnie Dickhead (like she, in actuality, did) we would probably still have a Congress controlled by a bunch of dickless Republican pussies who wouldn't know a moral decision if it bit them on their rosy-red, corrupt asses, but at least our Republic wouldn't be circling the drain like it is now.
No, people who actually care about this country make careful, thoughtful considerations when it comes choosing leaders. When it comes to celebrating the 'birth of America' in this, the year of a non-existant lord 2018, all these fucking morons here on the ground are interested in is exercising their 'right' to see shit explode. It's simplistic, unsophisticated and is very little removed from the mentality that made all five Transformers films financially successful.
People who use their brains know that in the here and now, the U.S. has very little to actually celebrate. The 4th of July is now nothing more than a mass manifestation of our pathetic self-indulgence and I wouldn't shed a single fucking tear if all these dumbfucks died in fireworks accidents.