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Why Earth Ponies Are S#!t - Script by CorpulentBrony, literature

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Why Earth Ponies Are S#!t - Script

The pony racial debates have become heated in recent years. So many wayward souls forget about the harmony and amity that should unite us and instead focus on asinine racial questions that engender only discord and enmity. Which race is superior? Why do unicorns tolerate pegasi? Why do earth ponies smell so bad? Well my little ponies, I am here to elevate this discourse to a Hole Nutha Level. Today, in this video, I will prove to you without a shadow of a doubt that earth ponies are not only the most inferior of all pony races, but they are also complete and utter shit. Wait! Before y’all rear up and try to buck me in the head, hear me out...

How To Wrap a Present Corpulently - Script by CorpulentBrony, literature

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How To Wrap a Present Corpulently - Script

Wearing holiday sweater, with mug of some beverage which I am caught sipping at the beginning of the video in front of me. Christmas tree in back, dark outside to provide better contrast. Music: maybe something silly like crusader theme or the veldt FF song, or possibly some free Christmas music Oh, hello everypony, Corpulent Brony here! Today I'm going to show all of you socially inept brony loser- I mean, all you beautiful wonderful people how to properly and professionally wrap a gift. In order to wrap a present you must first acquire one. Some of the more prosperous like to buy their gifts, Shot of me dressed up and speaking all hoite...

Script for The End of FiM As We Know It by CorpulentBrony, literature

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Script for The End of FiM As We Know It

we met under a nightmare moon, as the mysterious mare in the moon descended to earth. we all became friends and saved the day from eternal night, reuniting our princess with her long lost sister. together with twilight sparkle, mother faust showed us that, as corny as it may sound, friendship might actually be magical.and that magic culminated in the best night ever, where we realized that the best laid plans of mice and ponies often go awry, but sometimes for the best. as long as we're together.we met again to save equestria from the wiles of a chaotic demon. though at first discouraged, we witness Twilight inspiring her friends to hop...

Script for Princess McFlurry Sauce - MLP Season 6 by CorpulentBrony, literature

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Script for Princess McFlurry Sauce - MLP Season 6

THE SHOW’S OVER, GO HOME FOLKS! Well, the premiere of season 6 just aired. That was...a thing. I took new show editor Josh Haber’s advice and went into it with low expectations, and...still was disappointed. Alright, I don’t want to shit on the show that I really do love so much, so let me begin with the positive. With the return of Starlight Glimmer as Twilight Sparkle’s new pupil, the show is actually turning a new corner. The show feels significantly different. Perhaps this is a good thing, as new life and possibilities are brought into the mix. Oh Celestia who am I kidding, my waifu is being replaced by the flavor...

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About CorpulentBrony

Artist // Hobbyist // Film & Animation

Dec 20
United States
Deviant for 10 years
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LOTR

Favourite TV Shows

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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Daniel Ingram, MandoPony, Wooden Toaster, Sim Gretina, Foozogz, BlackGryph0n

Favourite Books

Journal of the Two Sisters

Favourite Writers

AK Yearling

Favourite Games

Pony Fantasy

Favourite Gaming Platform

SNES

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Adobe Premiere Pro, Adobe After Effects, Adobe Audition, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Illustrator

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Oct 31, 2016

Death of Trixie - Corpulent Brony Presents

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I think everyone enjoys a nice murder; so, tonight, Corpulent Brony Presents a special Halloween story: The Death of Trixie. Please enjoy, and remember to thank our sponsors .Happy Halloween!Tell-Tale Trixie adapted from Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe .

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Oct 28, 2016

The End of FiM As We Know It - In the Closet

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I continue my new In the Closet video series with this latest on the Season 6 finale of MLP. So what did I really think? This finale shat all over the ponies I've grown to love over the last six years, and was a truly fitting end to the travesty that was season 6 of My Little Pony: Friendship Was Magic. OK, maybe it wasn't that bad, but I wasn't a huge fan, tbh. Though on its own it was arguably a good episode, I just can't help but see it as a sign that the mane six are on the decline. It's more than just "muh waifu twiley"; none of the ponies had any instrumental part to play in this episode. It's really the first ep since num...

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Mar 28, 2016

Princess McFlurry Sauce - MLP Season 6 Episode 1 -

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Oh hey, it's a real analysis video! With Season 6 of MLP upon us, I figured it was about time I got back to making these videos. I, for one, am excited for the new Starlight Glimmer Show starring Spike. Yay. Can't wait. fmita