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Why Earth Ponies Are S#!t - Script
The pony racial debates have become heated in recent years. So many wayward souls forget about the harmony and amity that should unite us and instead focus on asinine racial questions that engender only discord and enmity. Which race is superior? Why do unicorns tolerate pegasi? Why do earth ponies smell so bad?
Well my little ponies, I am here to elevate this discourse to a Hole Nutha Level. Today, in this video, I will prove to you without a shadow of a doubt that earth ponies are not only the most inferior of all pony races, but they are also complete and utter shit.
Wait! Before y’all rear up and try to buck me in the head, hear me out, please? I think you’ll find my argument quite persuasive.
As portrayed in the Season 2 episode Hearth’s Warming Eve and in the book Journal of the Two Sisters by Amy Keating Rogers, each race is imbued with its own particular magic. Earth ponies have an innate ability to grow things, pegasi can fly and control the weather, and unic
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How To Wrap a Present Corpulently - Script
Wearing holiday sweater, with mug of some beverage which I am caught sipping at the beginning of the video in front of me. Christmas tree in back, dark outside to provide better contrast. Music: maybe something silly like crusader theme or the veldt FF song, or possibly some free Christmas music
Oh, hello everypony, Corpulent Brony here! Today I'm going to show all of you socially inept brony loser- I mean, all you beautiful wonderful people how to properly and professionally wrap a gift.
In order to wrap a present you must first acquire one.
Some of the more prosperous like to buy their gifts,Shot of me dressed up and speaking all hoitey toitey with large roll of money.
others with more talent make gifts.Shot of me trying and failing miserably to make something
I prefer giving things I own away, it's super classy and is a great way to recycle those items that you no longer really want.Go through junk drawer or something, muttering to myself, "where that thing b
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Script for The End of FiM As We Know It
we met under a nightmare moon, as the mysterious mare in the moon descended to earth. we all became friends and saved the day from eternal night, reuniting our princess with her long lost sister.  together with twilight sparkle, mother faust showed us that, as corny as it may sound, friendship might actually be magical.
and that magic culminated in the best night ever, where we realized that the best laid plans of mice and ponies often go awry, but sometimes for the best.  as long as we're together.
we met again to save equestria from the wiles of a chaotic demon.  though at first discouraged, we witness Twilight inspiring her friends to hope again, thus bringing about a return of harmony.
we then gathered with a reluctant Twilight to witness the wedding of her (unbeknownst to us) brother with the literal princess of love.  of course, this canterlot wedding was a sham, and though Twilight and her friends fought courageously to fend off the evil changelings, in the e
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Script for Princess McFlurry Sauce - MLP Season 6
THE SHOW’S OVER, GO HOME FOLKS!
       Well, the premiere of season 6 just aired.  That was...a thing.  I took new show editor Josh Haber’s advice and went into it with low expectations, and...still was disappointed.  Alright, I don’t want to shit on the show that I really do love so much, so let me begin with the positive.
       With the return of Starlight Glimmer as Twilight Sparkle’s new pupil, the show is actually turning a new corner.  The show feels significantly different.  Perhaps this is a good thing, as new life and possibilities are brought into the mix.  Oh Celestia who am I kidding, my waifu is being replaced by the flavor of the week.  More than half of the episode focused on “Glim Glam,” making this the first premiere or finale that focused on a specific character that wasn’t Twilight Sparkle.  
       To add ins
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Amending Fences - A Corpulent Analysis Script
Amending Fences - A Corpulent Analysis
Written by Corpulent Brony
 It’s Spring of ‘99, pretty late at night, on a dark road [sound of car on road].  My prom date sits next to me as I drive her home in my mom’s Thunderbird.  I think she’s been interested in me, she’ll probably even let me kiss her if I try, but I haven’t really found myself attracted to her.  My mind was still on another girl, 3,000 miles away, and my plans to move there almost immediately after graduating in a few months.  [pomp and circumstance]
 I stop at a light, and speak with her a bit. [brakes, car noise stops]  I’m getting ready to make a right hand turn [blinker noises], but then decide last minute that going straight would be quicker.  Oncoming traffic from the left was clear, so in my head I was good to go.  I hit the gas and realize
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I think everyone enjoys a nice murder; so, tonight, Corpulent Brony Presents a special Halloween story: The Death of Trixie.  Please enjoy, and remember to thank our sponsors.

Happy Halloween!

Tell-Tale Trixie adapted from Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe.


I continue my new In the Closet video series with this latest on the Season 6 finale of MLP.  So what did I really think?

This finale shat all over the ponies I've grown to love over the last six years, and was a truly fitting end to the travesty that was season 6 of My Little Pony: Friendship Was Magic.  

OK, maybe it wasn't that bad, but I wasn't a huge fan, tbh.  Though on its own it was arguably a good episode, I just can't help but see it as a sign that the mane six are on the decline.  It's more than just "muh waifu twiley"; none of the ponies had any instrumental part to play in this episode.  It's really the first ep since numero 100 to feature background characters.  SO WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN???

RIP FiM?

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Thumbnail: Thumbnail for The End of FiM As We Know It by CorpulentBrony Script: Script for The End of FiM As We Know Itwe met under a nightmare moon, as the mysterious mare in the moon descended to earth. we all became friends and saved the day from eternal night, reuniting our princess with her long lost sister.  together with twilight sparkle, mother faust showed us that, as corny as it may sound, friendship might actually be magical.
and that magic culminated in the best night ever, where we realized that the best laid plans of mice and ponies often go awry, but sometimes for the best.  as long as we're together.
we met again to save equestria from the wiles of a chaotic demon.  though at first discouraged, we witness Twilight inspiring her friends to hope again, thus bringing about a return of harmony.
we then gathered with a reluctant Twilight to witness the wedding of her (unbeknownst to us) brother with the literal princess of love.  of course, this canterlot wedding was a sham, and though Twilight and her friends fought courageously to fend off the evil changelings, in the e


Oh hey, it's a real analysis video!  With Season 6 of MLP upon us, I figured it was about time I got back to making these videos.  I, for one, am excited for the new Starlight Glimmer Show starring Spike.  Yay.  Can't wait.  fmita

Do your friends talk crazy like this about your favorite purple pulchritudinous poindexter pony princess?  Having trouble explaining why Twilight Sparkle is not an actual Mary Sue or OP?  Well my friend, have you arrived at the perfect video opportunity for you!  Ensconced within the confines of this digital video you will find the answers to these perplexing problems that plague you!

Featuring my new life size Twilight Sparkle plush by :iconplushwaifus:.
TSIBP.


My initial thoughts on the finale episode with special guest The Marefriend, who shares a personal story about how important friendships can be.


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