Shrink Ray Incident Pt .1

Alan always had an idea, to create a device to change items and people to what ever size they want. He gave the rather expensive idea to some top scientists and they began work. After some slightly impatient waiting and months later he was mailed the first prototype of the "Size-Omatic" along with a not saying: "PLEASE USE WITH CAUTION. WE DON'T NEED YOU AS A STAIN ON A SHOE." Of Course being as giddy as a school girl he instantly took it out of the box and started shrinking things like plants, tables and other things around him. Then he got a thought, he thought he could shrink himself. His girlfriend wasn't supposed to be home for awhile so that wasn't a problem. He pointed to end of the ray gun to his head and pulled the trigger and instantly he shrunk to a few inches. While he was shrunk his tiny heart skipped a beat when he heard his front door open and foot steps start into the house. He then hears "Honey I'm home! I was let off early so we can watch a movie or something." Alan starts to panic "How am I going to make out of this alive?!" Before he finish's the thought his girlfriend Kayla's foot comes down on him and stomps on him but since he's on carpet he didn't die. His girlfriend bends over and picks up the size gun and says "Ah another one of Alan's toys isn't it? Well I will put it on the shelf till he comes back." Alan hears this under her foot and thinks to himself "Well shit, I will have to either get her attention or die trying." Then his girlfriend sits on the carpet on him and nearly kills him, she moves her butt around a bit and squishes him a little bit more then she stands and he is stuck to her butt and he thinks to himself "This is gonna be a long day"