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listen to your problems
be there for you
offer to beat up your ex
buy you things
give you a kidney
fuck you sore
"my hair won't do that cool flippy thing like that one guy i saw on MTV"
"the colours won't mix and the parallel lines are crossing"
"she said he said this and he said she said that he said that"
"i feel like i'm being timed, like there's the jeopardy music in the back of my head when i'm crossing the street."
"sunburned, rugburned, hot chilli burned, and my feet itch"
"the events of today have induced the posture of a jumbo shrimp on me."
"i saw an angel getting off the bus, and when i asked to take her picture, she flipped me off."
