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Man vs spider by CookiemagiK Man vs spider by CookiemagiK
Why do they never die? ;___;

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Geo-Artist Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES!!! ME EXACTLY!!!
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Aisha200 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2018
Hi, I am jaden. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am destiny. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I‘ll hide under your bed. When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you. Don’t believe me? Case 1 Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn’t believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she’s not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2 George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn’t want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don’t know if he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3 Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4 Derek Minse This is the final case I’ll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after. They have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and you will have a good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight tonight
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Geo-Artist Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
try no, b!tch
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fang980 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2018
How the fuck can you type with no eyes...or see if your even hitting the right keys...HUUUUUH!?!?!? SPLAIN DAT SHIT!!!
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LadyViv-1 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2018
haha
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Sijanca Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2018
EVIL Laughter! 
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Daphne-Brown Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor spider
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lets-fight-darkness Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2017  Professional Photographer
I've been using this icon for like 4 1/2 years now xD
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Moca13 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist
XD
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Kirby-4-ever Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2017  Hobbyist
Rhylem I thought of Gordon when I saw this! XD
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Rhylem Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDD Yes, that's Gordon in a nutshell. 
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BlackHeart145 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2017
also, Programmer vs. Bugs  xD
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gigglesghostlover Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SSSAAAAAMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Undead-Academy Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
love this ;)
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JennyChr Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2017
Love it.  :D (Big Grin) 
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GiantWalls Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE !
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bossrhino Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016
So I finally played skyrim.  The opening level's spiders made me, "NOPE!!!!"
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WolfmoonFP Featured By Owner Edited Sep 19, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm not afraid of spiders, but this is epic!
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Shfox8 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2016   Digital Artist
Am I the only one here who likes spiders?
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:icongogirl514:
Gogirl514 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2016
omg this is sooooo me
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Indiewolf99 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
hilarious got me laughing 
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Totallguy1953 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015
Nutty and enjoyable.
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ReadGeek1989 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yucky, I hate spiders!
Pour hot water, that will kill them!
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FleNB Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2015
Love!
...i hate them Eek--A Spider ....:scared: 
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ChoonieMoonie2002 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GAAH! LEL LEL LEL! Dude, this is really funny! Keep up there emoticons!
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sed Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2015   Digital Artist
I have used this one so many times (Surprised many a Deviant!!)
LET ME THANK YOU!!! :icontxrabbit:
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MagicQueenLight Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Student Digital Artist
LOL that guy has arachnophobia
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NightMareBonnieGirl Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016
yes he dose XD
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Brigadier-Zod Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2015
Love it.
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scaredya Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
They just won't die.
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Mgrafix2011 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cool !
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Detou Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Oh my god, this is the realest thing. Now do one of the little guy setting the house ablaze. Yessssss.
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owllover132 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
EXACTLY how i feel.
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SpectralStarlight Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I've been watching this for hours, WHY ISN'T IT DEAD!?
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Dragonjek Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh god what does it take to kill it?!
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iBoopYourNose Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ADORBZ!!
Emote-Styled: Pokemon Battle 
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AwesomeMan9000 Featured By Owner May 6, 2015
Where do you people get these avatar pictures. The ones that lick the camera
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iBoopYourNose Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh, you make your own! XD
i colored mine...
im offering commissions for the icons so i could make u one :/
they cost 20 points ._.
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AwesomeMan9000 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015
Oh
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iBoopYourNose Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ya, lol.
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AwesomeMan9000 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015
What is yours supposed to be?
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iBoopYourNose Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
um, a cat. ._.
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AwesomeMan9000 Featured By Owner May 8, 2015
Okay
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Lugia20711 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Don't use a fly swatter. Use sprays like hairspray. I know someone who used on a giant spider and it worked!
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LordRabbid Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Student Digital Artist
IM FREAKING ARACHNAPHILE
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Mellomoni Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Student Artist
I don't care how manly you are, you will always freak out when there's a huge spider on the wall.
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Tattorack Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh really?
I'm more like "awww, waddaya doing all alone on the wall!? Here, let me help you to  place that has lots of flies buzzing round!"
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Mellomoni Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Student Artist
omg haha

thats exactly what I would do. except with a glove or a paper to hold it with. Or just leave it in my house to catch stray bugs..
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Tattorack Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah!
Because anyone with a bit of sense knows how useful a spider is!
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Mellomoni Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015  Student Artist
true!!
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