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If you comment I will do these:
1. Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your DA page.
2. Tell you a color you remind me of.
3. Tell you what element I believe you belong to (e.g. water, fire, air, etc.).
4. Tell you which of your deviations is my favourite.
5. Ask you a question, and you must answer.
6. Tell you something I like about you or your art.
7. Give you a nickname.
8. Tell you what am I doing right now.
9. Tell you what food/ flavor/smell you remind me of.
10. Tell you to do this in your journal too, if you haven't already

(ps i stole this from shemilyemily thank you for posting that. :D)
  • Listening to: Clint Mansell - Together We Will Live Forever
found this on someone's da ages ago
What do you have:
[x] Mother 
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sister
[ ] Step Brother 
[ ] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[x] Sister
[ ] Sister In Law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[ ] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[x] Mobile phone 
[ ] Own bathroom 
[ ] Own room 
[ ] Have/had a swimming pool 
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[x] Living Room 
[ ] Own computer (laptop, not computer)
[ ] Own TV 
[ ] Flat TV
[x] There is some big carpet at your house

Total: 6

[ ] Full size/Queen bed
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes 
[ ] MP3 Player/iPod
[x] PS2/3 
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP
[ ] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[ ] Xbox/Xbox 360
[x] Wii 
[x] Your Own Laptop
[ ] Basketball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Football table 
[ ] Sport gear

Total so far: 9

[ ] Night stand
[ ] Stereo in bedroom
[ ] Surround system
[ ] DVD player in bedroom/portable

Total so far: 9

[ ] Go shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] camera on phone

Total so far: 10

[ ] Go Cart/car/quad
[x] Guitar/drums/bass (Guitar! my dad gave it to me but i can't play it)
[x] Piano/Keyboard (technically mine, but my sister took it)
[ ] Any other instrument
[ ] Been on a cruise
[x] Travelled out of the country 
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelry
[x] Met a Celeb (Nina Nesbitt! <3)

Total so far: 14

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[ ] Have been to a batting cage
[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet
[ ] Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card 
[ ] Have a TV in your room
[x] Mirror in your room (tiny one so I can put in my contact lenses)
[x] Window in your room
[ ] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[x] Been to Australia (i was one...)
[ ] Been to Switzerland
[ ] Been to Dubai
[ ] Been to Germany
[ ] Been to a place written in 7 wonders (The Grand Canyon woo!)

Total so far: 17

[x] Parents have a car (and a pickup truck! it's bright red!)
[ ] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat 
[x] Had/have Camped 
[x] Been to 3+ states/countries/provinces (spain, oregon (usa state), san francisco (usa), ireland, australia, portugal, france)
[ ] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace

Total so far: 20

[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday (thanks mum! <3)
[ ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[ ] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times (never, thank god. i don't want to go)

Total: 22

Post as:
1-25 = Ghetto! (and tag 5 people) wtf
26-40 = Average Teen! (and tag 10 people)
41-50 = Spoiled Teen! (and tag 15 people)
51+ = Upper Class Snob! (and tag 20 people)

I'll tag people later! :D
  • Listening to: Bad Blood (extended cut) - Bastille
  • Playing: Chicken Smoothie! I am a boss at trading.
hey so i wanted to do this even though no-one tagged me. go me.

Kind of trousers: jeggings.
Number: 11
Animal: cat! (although scottish wildcats and the manumea bird are cool)
Sport: capture the flag (shut up that's a legit sport)
Season: Autumn!
Cartoon character: idk like Tom from Tom and Jerry.
Book: Goodnight Mister Tom
Children's book: ...Goodnight Mister Tom
Word: crusade

Bungee Jumped?: noooooooo
Made yourself throw-up?: ummm... i was trying to get out of school...
Gone skinny dipping?: nooooo
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: ugh yes
Broken a bone?: noooooooooooo
Played truth or dare?: do you mean tell me who you like or do a strange sexual act because yeah i did like once and never again
Been on a plane?: YES. omg i love planes, somebody buy me a plane.
Came close to dying?: pneumonia 
been in a hot-tub?: yup
Fallen asleep in school?: how do you sleep in class like i can't even doodle without someone spotting me what.
Broken someone's heart?: ahahaha nope but he broke mine. little shit.
Cried in school?: far too many times.
Fell off your chair?: nope. phew.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call you?: i don't do phone conversations. 
Saved e-mails?: Yea
Been cheated on?: ...kinda?

Your good luck charm?: nothing?
What is beside you?: my sister's dressing gown? idk why.
Last thing you ate?: chinese. omnomnom
Favorite hair products?: i don't use hair products, unless you're counting shampoo and conditioner.

Chicken pox: yeah, i was like five. 
Sore Throat: yeah, mostly when i shout too loud.
Stitches: don't jump into walls kids.
Broken nose: no.

DO YOU... 
Believe in love at first sight?: for other people, maybe, for me, NOPE
Believe in long distant relationships?: they work if you're both committed and still find time to be together.
Like school?: well it's better then my last one.
Who was the last person that called you?: samuriwarrior (or morgan)
Last person that texted you: carousel (c'mon guys this nickname is boss)
Do you like filling these out: kinda. i like answering stuff.
Do you like yourself: ummm most of the time but sometimes i don't.
Do you get along with your family?: fairly well, although my sister is a little shit most of the time.

Obsessive Compulsive?: nah, don't think so.  
Where do you want to get married?: ummm idk like on a beach or something i like beaches.
Do you want to join union? 
Have a lava lamp?: Yeah but I never use it.
How many remote controls are in your house?: like 5. we have two tvs. o.O
Sad or Funny Movie?: Neither? I guess funny if i have to, sad stuff in sad movies doesn't affect me that much.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: vanilla!
Root beer or Dr. Pepper?: neither.
Skiing or Boarding?: Boarding! it is fun.
Summer or Winter?: Winter
Silver or Gold?: Silver
Diamond or pearl?: Diamond 
Sprite or 7up?: Sprite!
Coffee or sweet tea?: neither yuck.
Phone or in person?: In person!
Are you oldest, middle or youngest?: Oldest, yay.

Slept in your bed?: ummm well me and my sister swapped beds so i guess her?
Saw/heard you cry?: ummm my mum.
Went to the movies with?: My mum and little sister.
You talked to: Sister
Hugged you: Carousel 
Kissed you: uhhh no-one?
Bit you: my cat. ouch.
Tickled you: ummm carousel i think. maybe morgan.
Was mean to you: ummm this little shit in my class but i completely pwned him so it's fine.

Ever been:
in a fight with your pet?: No? they just bite me if i pester them too much.
to Mexico?: Nope
to Canada?: Nope
to Europe?: I live in europe!
to Australia?: yeah, when i was like one.
Do you fancy someone right now: uhhh no. 
What book are you reading now?: 'Monsters Of Men' by Patrick Ness (it's amazing like asdfghjk)
What is the best feeling in the world: when i'm with my friends and we're all happy
Future KIDS names?: Zelda (after a character in a book, not the game), Harriet (yet another character in a game) and Elliot (because why the fuck not it's a nice name)
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: umm i've got a stuffed unicorn from my grandma at the end of my bed, but i generally hug a pillow.
What's under your bed?: loads of shit i need to sort out.
Favorite sports to watch: cycling, especially when my dad is narrating. XD
Favorite Locations?: the woods near prudhoe riverside, embleton beach and the school library.
What are you most scared of right now?: failing to get into the top science set and disappointing everyone (but mainly me)
Do you have a job: ahahahah no but i kinda need one.
Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with?: yeah
Are you lonely right now?: not really, just kinda tired.
Song that's stuck in your head right now?: Nina Nesbitt's cover of Example's Say Nothing and Dirty Paws by someone else
Have you ever played strip poker?: no way
Have you ever been beaten up?: nope
Have you ever been on radio/TV?: yeah i was in a program about editing photos with the rest of my first school, and then there was a glimpse of me on the tour of britain.
What color is your underwear right now?: white with black polka dots.
Your Favorite Food?: my mum's curry, homemade pizza and tiger bread
Hair color?: blonde (but it's going darker D:)
Are you too shy to ask someone out?: yeah but i don't want to ask anyone out at the moment.
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?: salty! but sweet is nice too.
Dogs or cats?: CATS. cats are like a super cool roommate that doesn't do much but y'know it loves you and dogs are like a baby except it stays as a baby for up to twenty years idk about you but cats are better. 
Favorite Flower?: forget-me-nots
Name one important person who made you smile today: my dad
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?: i was reading ianthony smut.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago? on deviantart
What is something that happened in 1942? i think my grandma got married? idk.
What is the last thing you said aloud? 'GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE' tumblr has corrupted me
How many different things did you drink today? Water, cloudy lemonade, lemonade.
What color is your hairbrush? hot pink.
What color is your front door? wood-y?
Where do you keep your money? In a rspca wallet thingy.
What was the weather like today? it was soooo hot today but it started to drizzle at one point WHILE STILL BEING BOILING wtf britain
What is the best ice cream flavor? coconut!
What are you excited about? the next chapter of this… it's so good holy shit, well thought out and well written. :)
What size shoe do you wear? 6 or 7
Are you very quite extremely random? not really, i'm kinda predictable if you know me but if you don't you'll probably be like 'wtf is she doing she's really random' so yeah.
Do you want to cut your hair? not really.
Are you over the age of 25? ahahahaha no.
Do you talk a lot? yeah it's kind of a problem.
Do you know anyone named Steven?: someone at school who plays bass. he was okay-ish in middle school but now it's like 'whoa you got hot i should be attracted to you but instead i'm just confused'
Do you make up your own words? nah
Where are you ticklish? like everywhere urgh.
Where are you most ticklish? ummm everywhere?
Where do you like being tickled? NOWHERE. seriously i will giggle but i will be plotting to murder you.
Do you chew on your straws? nah.
Do you like bendy straws: kinda? not really tho.
Do you have curly hair? ugh i wish but no.
Do you have short hair? Nah.
What was the first concert you went to? i went to the big gig, which is like this concert only for guides, they get a ton of awesome people to sing two or three songs. when i went ed sheeran was there and it was awesome.
What is the next concert you're going to? nina nesbitt in newcastle!
What is something you say a lot? 'goodbye friends i am gone' 'your face is ______' 'nope' 'ughhhhhh' 'i am so done' 'why is my 3g not working' 'can i have your food' and much more!
Heavy Sleeper? yeah, unless you turn the light on.
When was the last time you did the dishes, honestly? sometime in february. fuck yeah dishwashers.
Did you cry today? nope, nothing to cry about.
Are you romantic?: kinda. i'm mostly really affectionate.
Nicest thing you've done for someone?: probably writing a nice ask for someone dealing with trolls.
Are you random?: you asked this question already that's not random.
Favorite thing to do when it rains?: curl up and watch the rain, or read a book.
Ideal first date?: omg take me for a walk on a beach and i'll be yours. BEACH WALKS.
3 Turn-Ons: curly hair, when people tease me (NICELY THO) and let me be super affectionate.
3 Turn-Offs: BLONDE HAIR (we look like siblings it's really weird), making me feel like shit and if you don't let me have a good discussion with you.
Do you have a good sense of humour?: umm it's weird but it's there.
Can you take sarcasm?: Yup
Do you get upset easily?: from stupid things yeah, from super dramatic things, not really.
Do you like to talk about nothing or everything?: ummm everything.
Do you like to listen?: Yeah i like finding out about people.
Do you like to watch?: i get reallllly bored, so no.
Do you like compliments?: yes! (be prepared to be given a really meaningful or really silly compliment tho)
Do you like gifts?: sometimes?
Do you like having your neck bitten?: uh no.
Are you materialistic?: a little bit, with certain things.
4 Favourite Band/s: Bastille, Fall Out Boy, Of Monsters and Men and He is We
4 Favourite Movie/s: How To Train Your Dragon, Wreck It Ralph, Bridge to Terabithia and Rapunzel (I like kids movies okay)
Do you enjoy reading?: i am the reading chick.
Do you enjoy cuddling?: cuddling is my fav thing in the world.
Would you spend all day in bed with someone?: i would cuddle you all day but the other thing idk wouldn't that hurt after a bit?
Have you ever been in love?: yeah
Do you consider yourself attractive?: nope
Do you consider yourself sexy?: ahahah that's a good joke
Are you ever full of yourself?: no, never.
Do you like hugs?: omfg yes hug me plz
Do you like kisses?: idk maybe
Do you mind public displays of affection?: no i do not mind please just be super affectionate so i can be super affectionate yep 
Are you religious? If so, how strict?: not at all
Do you have strong political views?: political? i have strong views but idk what government we have as long as it makes decent choices.
How long would you want a relationship to last?: umm forever preferably.
Do you want to get married?: maybe? i'm going more and more off it the more i think about it.
What's the one thing you can't live without?: My iPhone.
Do you have a favorite outfit?: my blue jeggings, heart-on-my-sleeve long sleeved top and my grey american football jacket.
favorite TV show?: Sherlock!
favorite reality TV show?: none they're all annoying.
Favorite colors?: blue, aqua, nature-y green

Fave hair color and style?: i don't care as long as it's not blond for boys, and for girls, i think i have a thing for dark curly hair. it looks awesome okay.
Eye color?: ummm anything really 
Clothes?: anything bar school uniform 
piercings?: yet again, idk.
Tats?: wtf is tats. and idk like some tattoos look amazing but most i'm like 'nope' but i wouldn't be too bothered.
Personality: you have to be able to forgive me for being a little shit, you have to let me have heated debates and dicussion with you, you're not allowed to be a bullying little shit and don't bother trying to force me into stuff you like bc i will get agressive and sloppy. oh yeah and you need to accept my affections all the time or i'll get snappy.
Religion: don't try and convert me, but let me ask dozens of questions and we'll be fine.
Sexuality?: be attracted to me and we're cool. 
Age?: Like 13-15
music?: you can like whatever you want as long as you don't try to make me like them. oh yeah and no justin bieber unless you never mention it.
job?: yet again, WHY WOULD THAT MATTER.
facial hair: i don't care
describe them in one word: idk
do you think your ideal person could exist?: ahahah maybe but relationships scare me so i think i'm aiming for a house full of cats.

Been dumped? yeah
Been in a fist fight? Nope
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yeah it sucks
Had a crush on a teacher? i had the 'hey you're hot' feelings but not a crush omg.
Skipped school? SNOW DAY FUCK YEAH
Seen someone die? no
Been on a plane? yeah it's awesome
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes it's fun
Built a sand castle? yeah it's fun
Been misunderstood? far too often
Won a contest? I won a my little pony baby XD
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose? no
Glued your hand to something? ahahaha no
Done a cartwheel: i can't
Done a one-handed cartwheel? I CANNOT
Stayed up all night? it's fun
Laughed so hard you cried? no but i kinda want to
Cheated on a test? who doesn't cheat on tests
Have a Britney Spears CD? nah
Forgotten someone's name? so many times, i'm sorry
Dressed up sexy for someone? no.
Watched a sci-fi or fantasy movie: yeah

>---------------RIGHT NOW------------------
>* Wearing: jeans and a team gb t-shirt.
>* What colour underpants: i answered this already!
>* I'm feeling: kinda content
>* Eating: Nothing
>* Drinking: Nothing
>* Thinking: omg did i leave my phone downstairs UGH
>* Watching: Nothing.

>---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
>* Cried: Nope
>* Met someone new: Yes
>* Cleaned your room: i actually made it more messy
>* Drove a car: nope
>* Had sex: omfg nope

--------------FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND LIFE------------------
>* Do you have a soul mate?: nope
>* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: neither
>* Do you like anyone?: ummm in a friendly way yes
>* who have u known the longest of your friends: Morgan (samuriwarrior) and Abbie (lovehorser)
>* The shyest: Emily
>* weirdest: like all of them
>* cutest: wait what. if we're counting cute things then I guess Carousel but other then that nope 
>* if you could be locked in a room with one person who would it be: emma blackery can you imagine how much stuff i could get her to sign
>* tag three friends: lovehorser, samuriwarrior and ummmm kittiepenguin.
  • Listening to: misery business - paramore
  • Reading: Monsters Of Men
  • Playing: sims 3
i got tagged like 1 million times so i figured i'd make a masterpost

1. You must post these rules.
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you, create new questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons in the journal.
4. Go to their profile and tell him/her that you have tagged them.
5. No tag backs.
6. No crap in the tagging section about "if you are reading this you are tagged" you can only tag 10 people

kittiepenguin's questions!

1) Which part of Chris and PJ's Europe Saga would you have like to accompanied? (Paris, Brussels, Brugge, or Amsterdam)
Ummm probably Amsterdam just because reasons. It's kinda cool there.
2) If you could spend an entire day with your favorite YouTuber(s), what would you want to do?
Probably just help them out with making a video (yes omg) and maybe go to a youtuber party (they seem so much fun). oh and make a stupid thing trend.
3) Which would you want to be more talented in, writing or drawing? (Even though you all are talented )
I'm far more talented at writing. I'm not exactly shit at drawing but I'm not good at it either.
4) If you could have anything as a pet, what would you want?
GIMME A PEGASUS. Or y'know, another cat. I like cats.
5) When did you discover your favorite YouTubers?
I looked on the most watched video's page and saw Tomska's 'Holy Shit Cats'. I gradually began to watch everyone else through recommendations by friends and my youtube feed.
6) Favorite food?
My mum's curry and homemade pizza!
7) In a fantasy world, what would be your weapon of choice?
A lightsabre! C'mon I just want to swish it around dangerously and almost chop off my hands. XD
8) Phil is not on fire or Amazing Dan?
9) Favorite thing(s) about Jack & Dean?
they make hilarious videos together! (also jean hobbs shhh)
10) Best memory involving YouTubers?
probably when tomska answered one of my questions (i wouldn't shut up about it for weeks) and when i prompted emma blackery when she forgot her lyrics! it was awesome.

kittiexuchiha11's questions!

1. Do you like reading, if so. How often do you read?
Reading is pretty much my life. I read almost all the time, mostly fanfics but I escape them occasionally to read terribly heartbreaking books. :D I just don't understand how people don't read, it's like not listening to music or not talking.
2. What's your favourite childhood memory?
That is really, really difficult, my childhood has quite a lot of good memories (that i find hard to remember). the first one that comes to mind is reading my fav book 'Goodnight Mister Tom' for the first time, realising that I was still best friends with Abbie (we've been friends for ten years now) and going away with brownies.
3. Do you have a best friend?
Yeah, I do. I still don't know how I got such amazing friends. There's Abbie, Morgan (samuriwarrior), Carys and Emily.
4. Do you have someone who makes you feel loved in your life?
ummm sorta? I have my friends, they're just super awesome (and really comfy cushions).
5. Do you love me? (omg you totally should)
i love you 5ever which is more then 4ever!!!1!! (no but seriously you are cool i like you)
6. Who's your favourite youtuber at the moment?
emma blackery!
7. Favourite phanfic writer or artist (can be on tumblr, Deviant art. wherever)?
omg no you can't do this to me!!! umm well have two then, the-whale-incident or sindels (tumblr) for art (also she's super nice to everyone and does doodle nights c'mon it's great)
8. Why are you even answering these questions. they're the wost questions ever?
because you asked and i was bored (also you spelled worst wrong)
9. What song can you just not stop listening to just now?
Crash - You Me At Six, Therapy - All Time Low and Weightless - All Time Low (they keep running through my head it's annoying)
10. Do you like poptarts?
i've never had them but they sound nice?
CaraCarrotCake's questions
1. Do you play any musical instruments?
umm i play the cup song that counts right.
2. What do you do when you're stressed?
panic and get more stressed out? also cry. yup.
3. Favourite colour?
4. If you could only watch one film for the rest of your life what would it be and why?
how to train your dragon! just for the sheer amount of sass.
5. Favourite band?
bastille! omg they're so good.
6. Top 5 favourite youtubers?
Emma Blackery, TomSka, AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire and Troye Sivan
7. Favourite TV show when you were younger?
Primeval! That show was amazing. I never managed to watch the last series tho.
8. Favourite quote/s?
'no-one cares' - emma blackery and probably some others i can't remember right now. XD
9. If you could meet anyone, living or not, who would it be?
probably my grandfather on my dad's side. he died before my mum even met my dad, so i'd like to see what he's like.
10. Imagine your supply teacher is your idol, who is it and what would you do? (No stuff like "I'd be confused", what would you physically do or say)
i'd probably try and act cool, while the entire time be inwardly freaking out. XD

1. tell me your fav band!
2. you have to give up music or reading. what do you give up?
3. what time do you go to sleep?
4. what hogwarts house are you in?
5. fav youtuber of all time?
6. what do you want to change about your life?
7. if you could become the sibling of any youtuber, which one?
8. do you believe phan was real at any point?
9. got any weird quirks?
10. would you rather live near the seaside or a city?

ugh i'll tag people later
  • Listening to: nothing. :(
  • Playing: sims 3!
  • Eating: hazelnut ikea chocolate!
So currently I'm in ICT, and I'm supposed to be animating this short advert thing for healthy eating. But because I'm really lazy, I'm just thinking up things that would make good text posts, reading random journals from people I watch and basically putting it off far too much. So have some random updates.

EMMA BLACKERY. Okay so if you haven't heard of her by now where have you been. She's a british youtuber with a truckload of sass and is basically my fav person at the moment. I subscribed to her in december when she had just under 10,000 subs, and now she has over 150,000. Normally, I only stay obbsessed with something for about a month, but she makes amazing videos, collabs with a ton of lovely youtubers (alex day, bing etc.) and is great at responding to her fans. For example, she's reblogged my stuff (like over 10 times woah) and sent me messages on tumblr and answered me a couple of times on twitter, she just keeps drawing me back in! Helps a lot she keeps a regular update scheduel too, a new video every monday and a livestream on wednesdays. Check her out!

Why no femalexfemale ships? This has been bugging me for a while. There's quite a lot of female youtubers, and as quite a number of youtube fans are male, lesbian or bisexual, there should be more writers for these ships, right? WRONG. I honestly can't find any femalexfemale pairings, bar possibly beckyxjessica, which seems to have been abandoned for beckyxkyle (i love this pairing tho so it's okay). But honestly, why? I think I might focus on femalexfemale pairings for a bit, because honestly, they've been so abandoned. Expect some chemma (cherryxemma) and jessicaxbeckyxkyle in the future. :D

TUMBLR. I'm still not sick of this site, it's so much more then gifs and crazy fandoms. The bonus about this is I'm gaining quite a number of followers (just under 350!) and I can literally post everything and anything. It's brilliant! I've gotten to over 10,000 posts and gotten quite a few popular phandom posts! I'm still debating changing my name to phandom-radio or mismatched-youtubers, but for now cookielivcat is staying. You might want to follow me (hint hint)
  • Listening to: i lost my headphones. :(
  • Reading: re-reading DIVERGENT
  • Watching: my stupid animation
  • Playing: don&#039;t-get-noticed-when-you&#039;re-not-doing-
So me and my RL friend samuriwarrior are writing a Luson story! YAY. Go check her out!
Also, going to be writing some Eddsworld stuff soon too, as I've got no homework! YAY.

this was a short update. because i am lazy. :D

(ps i was supposed to get up an hour ago and i'm still in bed. thus why i am screwed. :D)
  • Reading: this.
So I wrote some Doctor Who AU Phan (but kinda just friendship sorry shippers)…

If I get a good response (please post in the comments of here), I may write the rest. I'm not sure. But it's a super epic storyline and plot, so you should love it.

Also quick update on Give Me Love. I wrote the last two chapters of it, so I know where I'm going with this. But none of the others. So that is still on hold until I finish it. But it is being worked on. ...Who would actually read that if I brought it back?
  • Listening to: Doctor Who Soundtrack Playlist
  • Reading: this.
  • Playing: who can write the best fanfic with best friend
1. Why did you join DeviantART?

I saw that the eddsworld fandom was mostly centered around here, so as I was writing eddsworld fanfiction, this would be a good place to put it to get pageviews.

2. What does your username have to do with you?
My username is one I've used since I was ten. It's a combonation of my first cat's name 'Cookie', a bit of my first name, and I like cats, so I put that it. Plus CookieLiv sounds weird. XD

3. What is your current avatar of?
A rainbow staircase. I'm too lazy to change it.

4. How many watchers do you have, and how many do you watch?

I have 50 watchers, and I watch about 100 people.

5. Do you have more than one account?

Nope, I don't see the need for another.

6. Name 3 of your favourite artists on DA.

~theflashguy , ~Sindels and ~eddsworld (and I have to list ~egophiliac )

7. What deviant do you admire because of their personality?

Too many to list.

8. How many deviants do you actually know in reality?


9. Do you comment, fave, or both?

I alwys comment and fav. I love it when someone comments or faves my stuff, so why wouldn't I do it back? I think it's really rude to like something and not comment.

10. What do you typically post on deviantart?

eddsworld fanfics, although I'm branching out into youtube fanfics

11. Do you participate in clubs or contests here on DA?

I participated in one contest, and I submit stuff to quite a lot of clubs. It helps you get more views on your work.

12. What is your most popular deviation?

Give Me Love - Chapter One (views wise anyway)

13. What's your favourite submission in your gallery?

The whole of 'Nightmares'.

14. What are the things you wish you could draw better?

EVERYTHING. I wish I could draw human chibi's. That would be fun.

15. Do you have Premium Membership?

Nope, probably never will.

16. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?

I have it open on a tab most of the time. So probably six hours or something, I leave my laptop open a lot.

17. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?

Super duper fast! I hope. I'm pretty good at typing.

18. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?

Nobody really asks me anything on here. I get annoyed when people on tumblr ask me to check out their tumblr, and it has nothing to do with anything I like.

19. What is the most annoying/offending comment you've received?

There hasn't really been any purposefully annoying comments. Somebody once said there was only six parts, not seven on my fic. I never answered them because I would've exploded with anger. Honestly, I spent like two hours on that, and that's all you have to say?

Also Matt's. He kinda made me want to hide under a pillow.

20. What/who inspires you?

~tomska He's my favorite youtuber and I just really admire him for the fact he's gone through so much, and yet he still makes content. He's just amazing.

21. Do you use guidelines when you draw?

I don't draw seriously, so not really.

22. Do you associate people on DeviantART with their icons?

Not really.

23. Have you ever suggested a Daily Deviation?

No, I haven't. I don't feel like I know enough about art to do that.

24. Everyone has considered leaving DA once or twice. Have you? Why?

Umm, not really. I leave dA alone at times, because I'm busy writing or if I have no inspiration to do anything. I'm a lot more active on it now though.
  • Watching: Dan and Phil! :D
(otherwise I'll forget again. like the last 15 times)

Chaptered 1901 fic - Yeah okay so this probably won't happen (To write in next twenty years)
Give Me Love - inspiration for this has all but left me (to rewrite/write lol who am i kidding it's never coming)
Annoyance - Mark has just moved in. Eduardo and Jon are a really annoying couple (To post)
Noise - Eduardo Jon smut set during Annoyance (To revise/edit)

JEAN HOBBS (accidental otp)
Affection - It's a sequel to that other fic I posted (to post)
I miss us - angst fluff dean is dumb yay (to post)
Hands - long one-shot slightly based on newest video (to revise)
Snow - in da wintertime (to post)
Tied Up - terribly written smut bonus points if you guess who got tied up or where the idea came from (to post)
Cold - the heating goes off in dean's house (to finish/write)
Dance - i lost the rest of this fic. ;n; (to finish/write)

Other: Bonding - Omegaverse MPreg Phan fic to piss off tumblr phandom. :) (to never write)
Distraction - KickTheStickz smut. PJ is on the phone, and Chris is annoying him (to post)
  • Listening to: Tom Law! &lt;3
  • Playing: Sims 3
Okay so I just realised something...

I'm one away from 50 watchers. Whoa. I know that won't seem much to most people, but as someone who is still surprised anyone even reads her fanfics, this is amazing. I seriously love you all for watching me.

And also I reached 3,000 views on my deviations! That's really lovely, thanks for that.

Also I'll be uploading some youtuber fanfics RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND (because otherwise I'll forget again), so sorry to all my watchers who are only here for Eddsworld. I promise it will be back someday, just not this month (shhhhh you I'm not halfway through writing a eduardoxjon with awkward mark fic now of course not. you silly human, you)

Also you may want to follow me on tumblr ( because I'm actually more famous on there then here (nearly 200 followers, like why I'm not interesting) and I post fics on there that are too short for here or that I'm not proud of (but are still probably awesome).
  • Playing: Sims 3
1.This survey gets a little personal, can you handle it?

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
I don't have a phone currently, so skype... Vickers!

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
Yeah, decent lessons! :)

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
(skype) My best friend, and yesterday.

5. What are you excited for?
Gonna be posting a ton (aka about five fics) of youtuber ships soon. :D

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Probably my mum.

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Milk. ...XD
9. Have a best friend?
Yes, and I love her (in a friendly sort of way)

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
I'm afraid to let them know.

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Probably the dick that teased me about dating one of my friends.

13. What time is it right this second?
18:16 or 6:18

14. What do you want right now?
I want to be able to do well on my maths test.

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
With? Probably my cat. I AM A LONELY CAT LADY.

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Single like a boss. :D

17. When was the last time you cried?

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
We have ups and downs, but overall it's a pretty strong relationship.

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
I trust people up to a point. I'll trust you quite a lot from the start, but I need time before I'd trust you with all of my secrets (about four years).

20. How fast does your mind change?
Depends on what the subject is.

21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
You bet correct! I can function though.

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Yes, actually. I've had a good week.

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
I honestly don't know. I've tried to work it out, but I don't understand why they would do it. There's many possible reasons, but I don't think they justify cheating.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
'i need to sort out my ipod and sort out jean hobbs stuff and finish this and finish that and oh man i still haven't done any revision fuckfuckfuck'

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Looking forward to writing more fanfiction and spending more time with my friends.

26. Have you ever worn the opposite gender's clothing?
Yeah, stayed over at a boy's house once and wore some of his old pjs. ...I was 8 guys.

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
About five hours ago, at school.

28. When is your next road trip?

29. Do you have someone of the opposite gender you can tell anything to?
hahahahahaha no.

30. How's your heart?
pretty good. just suffering through unrequited love here. I'll get over it.

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
so many times.

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
That's a good joke.

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Searching out Jean Hobbs fanfics to add to the masterpost.

34. Next time you will kiss someone?


35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
No. D:

36. Who do you not get along with?
Most of my school's population.

37. What does your recent text say?
[17:11:47] Olivia: DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
(I'm sending my best friend tumblr text posts. :3)

38. What are you wearing right now?
my pjs and a dressing gown.

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
...I guess that would be no-one then. ;n;

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
About two months ago, my grandma made me some.

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?

Boys - Hamish, Edward, William

Girls - Zelda, Victorie, Carmen (and Zelda is a name of a character from a book I read last year, not the princess)

42. How did you feel when you woke up?

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
My best friend, she normally comes online at this time.

44. Do you crack your knuckles?

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Sorting out my new iphone (that is actually my mum's old one that I was supposed to get for Christmas)

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
Legal? Ummm well my initials are OVG

47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
No one...

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
This morning, when me and my friend said "your face, cedwyn." (inside joke) at the same time and everyone else looked really confused.

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
That is probably my worst nightmare.

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
When i tried to talk and I thought no-one was listening so I shut up. And then everyone turned around and went "why did you stop talking."

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
I'm afraid of the things in the dark.

52. Do you have good vision?
Lol no. Contacts full-time and glasses for me!

53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Accidentally, yes.

54. Have you ever slapped someone?

55. Are you Irish?
I wish! I love that accent.

56. Do you use chap stick?

57. Do you have any scars?
Got about six. I am accident prone.

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Not really. I can mostly understand why people do things, and that means I can forgive them.

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
I wish...

60. Name the last person to text you?
Best friend, again.

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
fuck caring about your appearance. yes.

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
I've never kissed anyone.

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I toss and turn all night.

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Probably kiss them.

66. Do you fall for people easily?
I can have crushes, but I don't tend act on them.

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Yep. I love my friendships.

68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
uh no.

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Stay Out - Nina Nesbitt
'they think they're from the 60s, but they were born in 1991'

'so stay out tonight, and see through my eyes
stay out this time, and we'll be home by five
stay out, stay out!
stay out stay out, stay out!'

'all these boys and girls and people, looking for someone to be
all those boys and girls and people, waiting for their hearts to beat'

70. Want someone back in your life?
No, not really. I'm fine the way things are.

71. Will tomorrow be better than yesterday?
Yeah, last day of school plus a sleepover. :D

72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?

73. Who was the first friend that you had?
Her name was Jennifer, we're still good friends.

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Yeah, it does. I hate being lied too.

75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
I'm single, so yeah.

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
Naturally happy, although I tend to be very sarcastic and oh-i-hate-the-population.

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Yeah. There is.

78. What do you wear when you sleep?

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Emma Blackery, Jean Hobbs and tumblr

80. The first person you loved is?
My mum and dad?

81. Something terrible happened with you?
That's a stupid ass question. Everyone has something terrible happen to them.

82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
"ummm sorry about this."

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
I wish I could become a well-known, well-paid author.

84. Ever forced someone to do something?
Yeah, kinda.

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
Normally about fanfic ideas and what i should be doing.

86. How was your first kiss?

87. What's your favorite music genre?
I like progressive house, most pop and singer/songwriter

88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
Nah, they won't do it.
  • Watching: Nina Nesbitt - Stay Out (Music Video)
  • Drinking: milk
[] Kissed someone before dating
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times (Just One...)
[x] Didn't do homework more than 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class (Almost)
Total so far: 5

[]Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 9

[ ] Took pictures during school hours (When I don't have time to write those thinks on the board , and when I want to draw something at my computer and I have to take a picture before start c: )
[x] Called someone during school hours  (2 times , to my mom because I have to bring stuff to the school and I forget them)
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 11

[] Threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[x] Failed a class (because I talk with another teachers)
[x] Ate food during class (I don't have time to have a breakfast sometimes)
Total so far: 14

[x] Gotten a call from school
[] Been called the worst student
[x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 18

[ ] Faked your parents' signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean-counselor
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 22

Multiply by 3

Hahahah mess up all the things
  • Watching: Bumming Crew Animation
Okay, so I've found some songs I want to write songfics for. Writing them down here so I don't lose them!
(ps I'm kina obbsessed with all of them)
Sleepless Nights - Megan Gore
Boy - Nina Nesbitt
Fixation - Emma Blackery
Merry Christmas, Jack Howard - Emma Blackery
All About Us - He Is We
The Pickup - H8 Seed (SimGretina)
Ferris Wheel - Emma Blackery

Also have some one-shots to clean up and post, nearly all Jean Hobbs. Also, would you guys be interested in reading smut? I might post it, if that's the case. But yeah, updates! :D

And incase you're interested, Emma Blackery has all her songs for free download! You should go download them, she's a really talented singer! <3
  • Listening to: Fixation - Emma Blackery
  • Reading: Crossfire - ColdKid
  • Drinking: blackberry squash
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other- $75

Total: $50

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $200

[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $25

Total so far: $275

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $375

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $695

[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1295

[ ] Perfect vision - $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[x] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $ 1320

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1850

Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Lime Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $ 2600

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

Total: 3600

I can't even remember who I got this from...
  • Drinking: milk
So some of you may have noticed I've posted something that's not Eddsworld. A Jean Hobbs one-shot, which I'm pretty proud of. If you'd like to check it out, it's in my gallery.

Basically, I'm going to be taking a break from posting eddsworld stuff and focus on youtuber slash for a while. Stuff like crackships, real life ships and AU fics are going to be popping up a lot more often, and I'd like to invite all my followers to find out more about the youtubers I'll be writing about.

Emma Blackery - I'm going to try and write crackships for this wonderful human, as it's a different style from my normal stuff and she also seems to like them. <3

Fantastic Foursome (danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, KickThePJ & Crabstickz)  - I have an idea for an AU fic focusing on all of them, based on a tumblr post. It will probably have a couple of stand-alone one-shots and a big main chaptered storyline. I've always wanted to try my hand at writing action, so thus this.

Jean Hobbs (Dean Dobbs and Jack Howard/OMFGIt'sJackAndDean) - This ship basically sails itself, but I'd like to make it go faster! I also run a fanfic masterpost for this ship, so that gives me a lot of motivation to write.

Tomska / thatJennyBee - Mainly shipping and/or fanfics based on his videos. I'm gonna post one tomorrow, so hopefully I'll get a good reception from that.

KickTheSticks - I have a sexy sexy one-shot written for this couple, that I really need to post. Also I want to write more for this pairing.

Phan - Only going to write this if I get motivation, which chances are I won't. There's just so much fanfiction posted everyday that it would be hard to write stuff that gets attention. But it's a possibility.
  • Watching: Doubles - OMFGIt&#039;sJackAndDean
So as you can probably tell Matt found my Nightmare fanfic (and tweeted about it (maybe) 'I give up. You win internet.')

WHOOPS. I really don't know how to react to this though. Someone I wrote a shipping fanfiction about, found it? That's really weird, I honestly never thought that would happen (otherwise I would've hidden it better so you would never ever find it ever). I don't really ship the real lifeTord and Matt, I promise! I'm stuck between going "TIME TO DELETE EVERYTHING EVER.", fac-e-palming over me thinking that this wouldn't happen (wallycube seems to be the finder of creepy eddsworld stuff) and OMFG HI MATT CAN I HUG YOU I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THEY ARE HILARIOUS. My emotions are confused. ;n;

Jokes I really wanted to make while commenting back to him (that really aren't appropriate):

"Hey, at least it's high quality!"
"Oi, my writing isn't that bad, your eyes are not burning!"
"So how exactly did you find this? Hmmm?"
"Thank god you didn't post this on twitter."
"So, think it's any good? :P"
"Yes, your eyes are hurting. FROM HOW AWESOME MY WRITING IS."
"Can you give me some tips on how to write that almost-kiss scene better? :3"
"I hope you know that you are my inspiration. For managing to discover hard to find shipping fanart. Well done."
"If you give this link to Tomska I will burn into a crisp and die from the flames of embarrassment."
"So out of all the Eddsworld shipping things, you just had to find this? SERIOUSLY."
"Just be glad it's not MattxOC. Those things are written so badly."
"Oh hey so I think you tweeted about this. I WILL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT."
I'm going to start posting observations about my life into scraps. It probably won't be related to anything much, just me being brutally honest about my friends, crushes, enermies etc. I won't be listing any names, any places or any timezones. So no worries about anyone stalking me!

It's all going to be super descriptive like the normal crap I post, but unedited and unworried about because I just want something that I can release my feelings into. I might list songs I like and why, or some books I like to read, or fanfiction I love to read too much. Just random stuff.

I'm going to confess a ton of stuff, and you're not allowed to judge me, basically.

Have some links to my stuff……
  • Listening to: Galaxies - Owl City
  • Drinking: Water
So I'm busy editing the final draft of my new fanfic and I figured I should make a journal entry to tell you guys something about it!  

It's a MattxTord centric (which instantly means a hell of a lot less views) and it focuses on the darker side of the zombeh eddisodes. The working titles have been 'fanfic time boom' 'Zombeh Dreams' 'The Nightmare' and 'Nightmare'. It's hurt/comfort, angst and romance all jumbled together, which should mean that there is something for everyone. It was only a 1,000 words one-shot, then a three-part little thing, then it went to six chapters! So far it's just under four and a half thousand words, but I think I can get it to 6,000 with some good editing and adding in little parts. You should see it up in a couple of hours, but otherwise you'll see it on Saturday. Wish me luck on editing!

Have a quick except: ---------
Matt doesn't like going to sleep alone. The nightmares creep up to him and drag him into the depths of his darkest memories, the ones that he kept hidden in daylight. He didn't talk about it to his friends. How could he? They had their own nightmares to fight, and he shouldn't concern them with his...The worst part is, he often can't tell if his dreams are reality or just dreams. The colours are vivid and the sounds more so; it's no surprise that Matt gets confused. He finds it too terrifying to sleep most nights, preferring to stare at a wall or doodle away. He'll wait until true exhaustion takes a hold of him, so that the dreams stay as dreams, and don't fool him into believing it's reality.

Matt shuffles his way towards the kitchen, half asleep and drowsy. The nightmares he had last night keep replaying on a constant loop in the back of his mind, reminding him that he can't escape them even in the daytime. His screams echo around his mind and he hopes he hasn't woken up anyone with them. He starts to make a cup of coffee, sluggishly stirring it. There's no point trying to get to sleep now. It's 6am and if he goes back to his bed, all he'll do is think about the darkness and how it could hide something that wants to bite off his arm all over again.

(also for some reason… hasn't gotten much interest, anyone care to tell me why or read it? Thanks!)
  • Listening to: Merry Christmas, Jack Howard - Emma Blackery
  • Drinking: Water
[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[ ] My favourite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz.
[ ] My favourite colour is pink or purple.
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[ ] I love skirts.
[ ] Hollister is one my favourite places to shop. (Imah brit, no hollister here)
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[X] I love chocolate.


[] My hair is mostly always straightened. (Mine is naturally straight-ish, so no)
[] I usually go shopping once a week. (NEVER)
[X] I love to hang out with friends. (omg friends let me love you)
[X] I have a piece of real diamond jewellery.
[] I've gone to a tanning salon. (
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim. (WHAT SORT OF PERSON DOES THAT)
[] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] I watch Gossip Girl.
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly. (I'm too lazy)
[ ] I wear a shower cap. (what's the point of that?)


[x] I would NEVER set foot into Hot Topic. (correct, I live in Britain and the shipping prices are CRAZY)
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me. (hahahaha no)
[ ] I wear mascara every day.
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[ ] Big sunglasses are awesome.
[ ] I have gotten my nails done.
[ ] I own over 10 purses.
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels.


[X] I love to have other people do my hair. (It's err, okayish?)
[X] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends. (HUGSHUGSHUGS)
[ ] I hate bugs.
[X] Carnivals are fun.
[ ] Summer is THE best season.
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[X] Musicians are hot. (YES)
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.


[x] I'm self-conscious. (sometimes...)
[ ] My room smells like vanilla. (And coconut! 8D)
[ ] I don't do sports.
[ ] I HATE to run. (RUNNING)
[X] I squeal when I am surprised or angry. (surprised, yes)
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[ ] I love romance novels. (f*** no)
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute.


[X] I dance randomly around the house.
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house.
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[ ] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50-a million times a day. (It tastes yummy~ >w<)


[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[ ] R&B is the best.
[  ] Horses are beautiful.
[X] Kittens are adorable. (8D Yes!)


[X] I write my own music.
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii. (too hot and too many sharks)
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black.
[X] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[ ] I hate beards.
[ ] I love to read magazines.


[ ] I love to gossip.
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid.
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My showers are 2 hours long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's. (i love the chicken nuggets too much)


[ ] I have a lot of jewelry.
[ ] Much of my jewelry comes from Claire's.
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them.
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed. (ugh, i can't sleep with more then one pillow!)


[ ] I like the color pink.
[ ] I want to BE Paris Hilton.
[ ] I scope the room for hot guys.
[ ] I love the mall.
[X] I love the beach.
[ ] You modeled as a little kid.
[X] You love receiving compliments. (It's nice! :D)
[ ] You've been to a wedding and loved it. (hated it, yes)


Below 10 = Total Tomboy
Below 20 = Boyish Sounds about right! XD
Below 30 = Not girly
Above 30 = Girly
Above 55 = Paris Hilton
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So this was a book review I did over the summer, of my own free will. XD I found it hilarious though, so I'm posting it here. Enjoy! I was in a really bad mood when I did this.

Failure = R. Books

I've come up with 13 reasons I hate a book. I've read 14 pages. Uh-oh.

Oh god. This book is so crap. Let me tell you why. Also this is clearly designed as 'light reading'. I hate light reading. I want books that make me think.

1. The style. It's near identical to Jaqueline Wilson's, who writes for 7-10yr olds. I'm bloody 13! I do not need to be talked down to.
2. The setting. She's using very basic language, blaming her love for a boy on 'hormones', whining about how a dog died on tv made her keep awake, are you sure this girl is thirteen? She sounds about seven.
3. Friends. She says she only has one friend in school AND SHE'S NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THAT FACT. What the? Even I have more then that! She is a social recluse. Plus she has mentioned nothing about them. Please, give the background characters SOME personality. Or I may shoot you.
4. Her boyfriend is 'gentle' yet he beats up other boys his size. No. That is not how it works. Stupid girl.
5. 'Grown-Ups' ...They're called adults. Maybe the reason no-one respects you is that you're using language like that?
6. The adults react over-the-top. Yeah, we know your daughter has the intel of a year four, but feel lucky all she's doing is kissing him. -.- Idiots.
7. Oh wow. You must be so in love if you're blaming it on 'the hormones'. -.- NO! THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!
8. Oh wow. How mature are you, deciding which old lady has 'done it'. Then you have the nerve to complain about boys being immature.
9. Esther and Carina? What the hell? These are not normal names. Also they have no personality. :/ Sign of a terrible writer.
10. She is a mary sue. Perfect boyfriend...CHECK Friends without personality...CHECK Disapproving Parents? CHECK ...And sees herself above everyone.
I'm starting to understand why people like twilight.
11. Oh, your friend will lie for you? I'm sure she is a wonderful influence. ...-.-
12. She likes your relationship because she's romantic? Fuck this shit. Is this all her personality is? A lying posh kid who is a romantic? You're worse then MLP gen 3, and that was written for five year olds. The idea is we're supposed to learn thier personality through thier behavior. Not you going, oh she's romantic and a posh lol.
13. I hate this style. Gah. It's stupid. If I wanted a crap failure at romance I'd go watch the couples in my school for two minutes.
14. Wow. Oh girl of little maturity, rolling around on the couch is not really sexy. It's simply annoying to see you acting like puppies.
15. Wuthering Heights? No. Just no. Nobody gives a shit. You are not sophisticated.
16. WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG?!?!?! You've spent the past five pages rambling on about your day. Whoops, don't care.
17. On a good note, if shit like this can be published, my hopes and dreams of being an author is achievable!
18. XD No friend asks you to watch a video and report back to you. Does the writer have friends?
19. Oh, your boyfriend doesn't trust you enough to tell you about arguments and won't let you back to his flat? Clearly he's trustworthy.
20. Oh my god. I've never lied to mum before? What the hell are you? O.o You are a strange, strange child.
21. You really think your boyfriend left because you told him to sit up straight in a jokey manner? Wow. And I thought I overthought things...
22. Boyfriend is told he's a good-for-nothing kid because he lives in rough area. Punches boy's teeth out. ...I understand your parent's concern.
23. Oh, my friend isn't beautiful. Glasses don't hinder her ability pretty-ness, she would always be not beautiful. ....Aren't you a charming child.
24. I don't give a monkey's about your boyfriend's problems. Not a flip. Stop stating the obvious!
25. I love her friend. Little idiot what's-her-name who's telling the story, just goes, "Oh yeah, everyone there is on the drugs. And they're idiots. EVEN MY BOYFRIEND LOL!!!!" Friend is all, "Don't put them in the same corner. Everyone is unique." ...Can I have a story about her please?
26. The amount of times this makes me *facepalm* is extraordinary.
27. Now you can't even ask your boyfriend questions? Fail.
28. If her problem is, Oh noes I need to give an alibi, but doing so means I need to tell my parents I had Paul round, I will shoot this book with a bazooka.
29. Lol. She tries putting her arms round him and is pushed into a wall. Add anger issues to his list of problems. Plus if a boy did that I'd give him the silent treatment or rant.
30. A smoochy session is yuck until you fall in love? CLEARLY THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR CHILDREN!!!!! Honestly. I kid you not.
32. Oh yeah, strong, silent, dumb, moody, argumentative, controlling, being girly. Clearly he is every girl's dream. -.- I hate sterotypes.
34. Uses her as excuse to get off football practice. Thus she is set apon by a sixth former.
35. I'm making a bet this book turns out to be a 'how to avoid bad boyfriends' and was sent out by the goverment to stop bad hurtful relationships. Thoughts?
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