And so, Sue named the weddin', but there was a price Bill had to pay...
Sue wanted a weddin' diaper, the finest, of course,
And she aimed to be wedded a-ridin' Bill's horse
Well, Sue got her diaper, and it sure was poofy,
Put the finishin' touch on that sweet gal's tooshy
Why, that there happy blushin' diaper bride
Was a-bustin' out with babyish pride
But Bill had promised Slue Foot Sue
A ride on Widowmaker, too
Would that horse let ol' Sue bum a ride?
Well, here comes the answer, "Not with her bum in them diaps!"
Widowmaker was plum irritated
Why, heck, didn't bother Sue none
She walked up to that critter's side,
A gentle hand touched his bristle in line
Her foot found the stir, and with the flick of her diaper,
Sue was aboard! And made that horse hyper...
The proceedings begun to commence forthwith
As that crazy ol' horse flipped her dress up with a flick
Her diaper exposed to the town's looky-loos
"No doubt about it, that there Sue is a regular female diaperoo!"
And then, that diape