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After trying hummus over 20 times: it is just bland food paste. 

10 deviants said What moron needs 20 samples to come to that obvious conclusion?
10 deviants said Are you in prison?
8 deviants said True.
7 deviants said other.
5 deviants said Ever hear of salsa, jackass?
4 deviants said I concluded that after a single, tragic mouthful.
4 deviants said It’s more like edible sludge really.
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VDK633 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2019   Writer
Hey man, been a fan for years and I want to say thanks for the laughs and entertainment at the expense of the Left wingers.
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2019
Thank you.  Really appreciate it.
TheNewShakespear Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the fave, kind sir! 
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018
Cute w/ a MAGA hat...  that is nothing but Fave.   Looking forward to your writing.
VSDalSheron Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
I see you're still alive old friend!!!!  How you been?
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2018
Yep. Still here.  Hope you are doing well.
VSDalSheron Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
I am and my conservative zeal grows stronger every day!
These false flags and subterfuge do nothing to dampen my resolve to create greater works!

This account is home to EVERY dream I ever had, and will ever occur!
If you know who Akira Kurosawa is, he is the reason I write my dream worlds down.
The anime Samurai Seven is based on one of his dreams.
HERBERT45 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018
Thanks for the fave.
MrSoleglad Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018
Here's an idea:

If you want to piss on a Liberal, eat more meat.

You're welcome.
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018
Who doesn't?
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