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After trying hummus over 20 times: it is just bland food paste. 

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10 deviants said What moron needs 20 samples to come to that obvious conclusion?
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10 deviants said Are you in prison?
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7 deviants said other.
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Buttons:   www.zazzle.com/conservatoons

Bigfoot: www.brorg.org/   (FAQs are fun)

Carl the Pig: www.carlthepig.com/   (I like the Carl Fan Art)

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:iconvdk633:
VDK633 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2019   Writer
Hey man, been a fan for years and I want to say thanks for the laughs and entertainment at the expense of the Left wingers.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2019
Thank you.  Really appreciate it.
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TheNewShakespear Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the fave, kind sir! 
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018
Cute w/ a MAGA hat...  that is nothing but Fave.   Looking forward to your writing.
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:iconvsdalsheron:
VSDalSheron Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
I see you're still alive old friend!!!!  How you been?
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2018
Yep. Still here.  Hope you are doing well.
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:iconvsdalsheron:
VSDalSheron Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
I am and my conservative zeal grows stronger every day!
These false flags and subterfuge do nothing to dampen my resolve to create greater works!

This account is home to EVERY dream I ever had, and will ever occur!
If you know who Akira Kurosawa is, he is the reason I write my dream worlds down.
The anime Samurai Seven is based on one of his dreams.
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HERBERT45 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018
Thanks for the fave.
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MrSoleglad Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018
Here's an idea:

If you want to piss on a Liberal, eat more meat.

You're welcome.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018
Who doesn't?
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