Series 0, Episode 0: Plumber of the Year
It's a lovely day as the sun shines over Diamond City. On top of a pillar in the middle of the city stands Wario's house. Wario has just woken up, and carries a cup of garlic coffee in one hand, with the newspaper in his other hand.
"YAAWN... It is such a great morning today. A perfect time to go out hunting for riches, or to simply just cause trouble for a certain pirate woman... Wonder what's on the paper today." Wario said and drinks his coffee as he unfolds the newspaper. He then comes across something very upsetting in the paper that makes him spit out all the coffee in his mouth.
"What the heck is this thing I'm seeing on that headline?!!" Wario said and takes a second look at the paper. On the front cover is a picture of his pasta-loving rival Mario, the ever-so-popular plumber, who has recently been awarded the "plumber of the year" title. Enraged, Wario rips the newspaper to shreds and rolls it all into a ball which he then t