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Possibly Bad Jokes Volume 5

201. What kind of camera requires you to hit something to take a photo? A ham-era! 202. What’s a pirate’s favorite piece of clothing? A treas-shirt! 203. What kind of food do domestic birds cook? Cage-jun food! 204. What sea creature would make a uncomfortable to be around policemen? A star-frisk! 205. What’s a primate’s favorite month of the year? Ape-ril! 206. What did the barber said to their child? You better be-shave! 207. What do you call a kid who’s clothes are covered in boogers! Hanky! 208. What do you get when you cross a rock with a armadillo? An geode-dillo! 209. What is the most boring place to walk at? The bored walk! 210. What the employee at the seaport bar say to the bartender when they were out of alcohol? We got a grog-blem! 211. What is a bully’s favorite sandwich? A nerd-ger! 212. What kind of fries do irons like? Wrinkle cuts! 213. How much milk do gems buy? A quartz! 214. What do you call a cat from Ancient Greece? An olympussy! 215.

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Possibly Bad Jokes Volume 5

201. What kind of camera requires you to hit something to take a photo? A ham-era! 202. What’s a pirate’s favorite piece of clothing? A treas-shirt! 203. What kind of food do domestic birds cook? Cage-jun food! 204. What sea creature would make a uncomfortable to be around policemen? A star-frisk! 205. What’s a primate’s favorite month of the year? Ape-ril! 206. What did the barber said to their child? You better be-shave! 207. What do you call a kid who’s clothes are covered in boogers! Hanky! 208. What do you get when you cross a rock with a armadillo? An geode-dillo! 209. What is the most boring place to walk at? The bored walk! 210. What the employee at the seaport bar say to the bartender when they were out of alcohol? We got a grog-blem! 211. What is a bully’s favorite sandwich? A nerd-ger! 212. What kind of fries do irons like? Wrinkle cuts! 213. How much milk do gems buy? A quartz! 214. What do you call a cat from Ancient Greece? An olympussy! 215.

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Possibly Bad Jokes Volume 1

1. What’s the most popular type of undergarment in South America? A Bra-zil! 2. What do fruit cheerleaders use? Pom-Pomegranates! 3. What do you call a group of time traveling flys? Time Flies! 4. How did the 5 year old Ancient Egyptian girl greet her mom’s sister? Hi Ankh! 5. How do keep snowflakes from ruining American lives & tv shows online? Start a flame war! 6. A southern Belle is having tea with a Yokai called a Suzuhiko hime & the Belle asks: Do you ever hear a ringing noise in your ears? & the Yokai replies with: “Well of course I hear a ringing noise in my ears, my head is a bell!” 7. Why did the web video website for tableware get shut down? Everyone kept breaking the plate button! 8. What is an Australian ghost’s weapon of choice? A Boo-erang! 9. What is the astrological sign for a mermaid who loves pies? Pie-seas! 10. What would be a good cheesy full name for a used cars salesman? Otto Moe Veal 11. What do you call a girl with a dower personality and a

Possibly Bad Jokes

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UnderKart

UnderKart

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Ideas for Super Mario Maker (simpler version)

Shaking does change Mario Super Mushroom (SMB) Coin Trampoline Koopa Troopa Piranha Plant Lakitu Spiny Lift Bill Blaster Blooper Green Cheep Cheep (SMB & 3) Blurp (World) Deep Cheep (U) Semi-solid Platform Buzzy Beetle Thwomp Bowser Note Block Lava Lift Rocky Wrench Bob-omb Burner Cannon Spike Top Boo P Switch Warp Door Wiggler Shoe Goomba (SMB & 3) Koopa Clown Car (SMB, 3 & World) Junior Clown Car (U) Mushroom Platform Arrow Sign Diagonal Track Conveyor Belt Grinder Chain Chomp Shaking don't change Brick Block (SMB, 3 & U) Rotating Block (World) Question Block Hard Block Ground Warp Pipe Super Mushroom (3, World & U) Goomba (SMB, 3 & U) Ga

Super Mario Maker

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Paper Mario Partners Infinity Partner disc

Paper mario partner infinity

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homestar runer rally cup7

hsrr

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Kingdom Hearts: New Orleans world first 10 minutes

Sora, Donald, Goofy & Weebette (from Flubber) are walking down the roof of Charlotte La Bouff‘s house at night. Sora, Donald & Goofy notice that they have taken from similar to the Pride Lands but more domesticated (Sora is more of a normal cat, Donald is more a normal duck & Goofy is a small aquatic turtle) while Weebette has taken a ladybug like appearance. Weebette tells them what period in time their in & the location. They heard & see a party going on & while looking down from the roof they hear a scream for the balcony below. After seeing a talking Frog jump into the room, the four jump down to the balcony

kingdom hearts

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Super Smash Bros Arcade Edition

Ps

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monster High Meets Castlevania

The following is a list of lesser enemies from the castlevania games that might make good monster high fan charaters. 1. Skelerang (best if its Australian) 2. Ape Skeleton (yes, you can put a tie on it) 3. Red Skeleton (in 50s cartoons, a red skeleton was a joke about a singer so make it new york) 4. Axe Knight (if female the armor would be best base off the female warrior from Dragon Quest 9) 5. Dead Mate (your on your own) 6. Moldy Corpse (handycaped) 7. Franken (not THE franken, the minor one, bast if male) 8. Candle Essences (the flame can be any color) 9. Hunting Girl (Parappa the Rapper style i guess) 10. Specter (on your own) 11. Mari

monster high

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betrr idea

Bowser e-mail

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Mario Generations logo

mario

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Dragon Quest a monsters tale 3

Dragon Quest

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DeviantART urlta bash mayham remix

Devious Folder

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the 91 elements

91 elements

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The Partsters Catalog

The Partsters

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Towergirls

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