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201. What kind of camera requires you to hit something to take a photo? A ham-era! 202. What’s a pirate’s favorite piece of clothing? A treas-shirt! 203. What kind of food do domestic birds cook? Cage-jun food! 204. What sea creature would make a uncomfortable to be around policemen? A star-frisk! 205. What’s a primate’s favorite month of the year? Ape-ril! 206. What did the barber said to their child? You better be-shave! 207. What do you call a kid who’s clothes are covered in boogers! Hanky! 208. What do you get when you cross a rock with a armadillo? An geode-dillo! 209. What is the most boring place to walk at? The bored walk! 210. What the employee at the seaport bar say to the bartender when they were out of alcohol? We got a grog-blem! 211. What is a bully’s favorite sandwich? A nerd-ger! 212. What kind of fries do irons like? Wrinkle cuts! 213. How much milk do gems buy? A quartz! 214. What do you call a cat from Ancient Greece? An olympussy! 215.

151. What is hard, blue, oozes out of a tree & burns? A sap-fire! 152. What do you call a person from Great Britain who also made of bricks? Brick-tish! 153. What do whales use to keep their white clothes white? Breach! 154. What did the Egyptian said when she saw a new store? “Look, a-new-bis!” 155. Why did the construction crane operator get sent to the nut house? They went crane-zy! 156. What is a mole’s favorite ice cream? Rocky mole! 157. What kind of assortment of appetizers would you find at a fancy Toilet party? A poo poo platter! 158. Where do birds work at? A bis-nest! 159. What do cats provide for a party? The cat-ering! 160. What do you call a young Italian girl who smells like & hair (including blinding bang) is shaped like an onion? Cipollini! 161. What type of phone does the baker use? A PiePhone! 162. How did the oyster get to the video game store before anyone else? It woke up pearly! 163. What do you call sentient beer from outer space? An

101. What is the laziest piece of furniture you can own? A couch po-table! 102. What is a cake’s favorite dance move? The frost! 103. What color are you most likely to find while mining? Ore-ange! 104. What number is very big but is only two digits? A ti-ten! 105. A person sees a women breastfeeding her baby and then says: “Why do we make a big deal about not letting kids see a woman’s breasts when most of them had to drink out of them for the first few years of their life?” They then realized that the woman is an anthropomorphic bird and says: “Wait, birds don’t have breasts like mammals what are you?” The mother bird replies with: “What you never heard of a Booby Bird?” 106. What did the frog asked for at the steakhouse? More rib-bits please! 107. What do you get when you cross a goblin with a cup? A goblin goblet! 108. What do you call a fps video game where you blow up guitarists into pieces? Gib-tar! 109. How did the young demon ace her test? She lis-sin to

51. How do you address a king who also is the letter a? Your A-ness! 52. What is Little Bo Peep’s favorite treat? Crookies! 53. What is a chair’s favorite fruit? Chair-ries! 54. What do you call a piece of jewelry shaped like a dog? Drool-ry! 55. How did the female pirate get beaten up? Her cannon fought-her! 56. Why do bears always spoil surprises? They can bear-ly keep a secret! 57. Why can’t bees play American football? They always bumble the ball! 58. What do you call a tower full of cyclops? A eyeful tower! 59. What job did the pirate take after retirement? A job as a g-ar-bage man! 60. What do you call a plant root so old it started to grow facial hair? Root beard! 61. Ever heard the one about the army made of noodles? Well they were quite the raw-men! 62. What did one bingo say when another one asked where the leftover went? I-8 them last night! 63. How can you tell if a bird made out of potato chips is mad? When it’s feathers are ruffled! 64. What

1. What’s the most popular type of undergarment in South America? A Bra-zil! 2. What do fruit cheerleaders use? Pom-Pomegranates! 3. What do you call a group of time traveling flys? Time Flies! 4. How did the 5 year old Ancient Egyptian girl greet her mom’s sister? Hi Ankh! 5. How do keep snowflakes from ruining American lives & tv shows online? Start a flame war! 6. A southern Belle is having tea with a Yokai called a Suzuhiko hime & the Belle asks: Do you ever hear a ringing noise in your ears? & the Yokai replies with: “Well of course I hear a ringing noise in my ears, my head is a bell!” 7. Why did the web video website for tableware get shut down? Everyone kept breaking the plate button! 8. What is an Australian ghost’s weapon of choice? A Boo-erang! 9. What is the astrological sign for a mermaid who loves pies? Pie-seas! 10. What would be a good cheesy full name for a used cars salesman? Otto Moe Veal 11. What do you call a girl with a dower personality and a

The Rift Jumpers are a group of Gems that lived in a Destiny Destroyer ship within the vast space the massive crystal tree-trunk like thing that all of the gem multiverse branches off of. They spend most of their time following a universe sized gem fusion of one of every gem type called the Allgems and recover the tech & rescue the gems that were lucky enough to survive the destruction of their universes by the Allgems. Hope Diamond (leader) (gem is on the right side of her chest) Bio: A Diamond Gem created from the Hope Diamond but since the Hope Diamond is known to bring misfortune & death to all who own it she is very accident prone and damages everything she touches. She has to wear specially made gloves to keep her uncontrollable powers under control along with a belt that let’s her shrink down to normal gem size. She is responsible for the “birth” of the Allgems & wishes for a way to stop it. Honeycomb the Crystal Honey Gem (gem is honeycomb shaped & on her right kneecap) Race

When most people think of the country Germany World War 2 & Oktoberfest come to mind normally But when it comes to the end of the year holiday The Germans they made Christmas what it what it is today. So when all the food you have eaten makes your stomach act like soft clay so we should thank the Germans for our modern Christmas ways! From the pine tree with tinsel, glass ornaments & candy canes we hang on the branches Those chocolate filled advent calendars on the wall in most homes & ranches Even those table wreaths that hold four candles When it comes to Germany’s important to Christmas, it’s a fact you can not mishandle. So even if your parents decorate the front yard so bright they set the house ablaze Just remember to thank the Germans for our modern Christmas ways! All those gingerbread people would be homeless if the Germans hadn’t invented their house Their the reason why some open gifts on Christmas Eve like your mom’s new blouse The Krampus & nutcrackers are all of