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Epic Rap Battles of History: PowerPuffs vs. Gems by Colonel-Knight-Rider, literature

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Epic Rap Battles of History: PowerPuffs vs. Gems by Colonel-Knight-Rider, literature


We Will Protect You

CKR + Squire Fionna Intro Pic 2021 by Colonel-Knight-Rider, visual art

Artist // Hobbyist // Varied
  • May 13, 1992
  • United States
  • Deviant for 6 years
  • He / Him
My Bio

Myers-Briggs Personality Test Result: INTJ

"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear,…" ~ 1 John 4:18

"When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed." ~ Luke 11:21

“Give justice to the weak and the fatherless; maintain the right of the afflicted and the destitute. Rescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked.” ~ Psalm 82:3-4

"If people are trying to bring you down, it only means you are above them." ~ Unknown

"Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity." ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship." ~ Thomas Aquinas

"Somebody on the Internet thinks what you do is stupid or evil or it's all been done before? Make good art." ~ Neil Gaiman's "Make Good Art" Speech

My name is Robert Goldengate, and I am the strongest knight in history. To the outside world, I’m an ordinary man trying to start a career in finance; but, secretly, with the help of my DeviantArt friends, I fight criminals and protect innocent people using my buckypaper armor and sword in addition to COLT: an intelligent, fighting Ford Mustang invented by a late genius billionaire.

After multiple forums full of men without souls told me I would never fulfill my dreams as a writer, knowing what criticisms to give but unfortunately not knowing how to give them with basic human kindness, I turned to DeviantArt to find sanctuary and atonement. Since then, I’ve chosen to stop wasting my time and attention on them and have built up a solid reputation for sharing my photography and digital cartoons with the world.

As long as I continue to serve as a member of this magical community with infinite opportunities to start fresh, I hope that my story will inspire others like me to forgive themselves and others as I forgive them, to change their minds about themselves and others as I change my mind about them, and to seize the chance to begin anew, no matter what dark recesses of the Worldwide Wild West they came from. If you believe you are one of those fortunate people, a person who never stops believing that he or she can achieve artistic success even in the face of persistent adversity, a person accused of being stupid or selfish or derivative when all you want to do is make others happy, a person whom others call crazy simply for never giving up on a mission to spread joy, then I know what it is to be you, and I want you to succeed. Remember: people you've never met but who slam your art on the Internet don't know who you really are off the computer screen. The best way to prove them wrong is not to submit to their vapid fury. Know this, and you, too, can dream the impossible dream. You, too, can fight the unbeatable foe.

You, too, can reach the unreachable star.

I am Colonel Knight Rider, the Sentinel of San Francisco. My squire is Fionna, alias FionnaCoolGirl. Together, we are the Dynamic Duo of DeviantArt.

Colonel Knight Rider Logo, 2019 Edition

If you've ever...

- Taken a blade to that beautiful body of yours. (No)

- Skipped a meal at least once on purpose. (No)

- Cried yourself to sleep because you 'weren't good enough'. (Yes)

- Tried any form of self harm. (No, unless banging your head against various objects counts)

- Thought of or attempted to take your own life. (Yes)

Copy this to your profile, let's see how many of us there are.

Favourite Visual Artist
The Impressionists, Ansel Adams, all my DeviantArt friends who make visual art
Favourite Movies
Too numerous to mention
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Anything pertaining to classic rock or classic jazz
Favourite Books
The Bible, the Dictionary, the Thesaurus, Frankenstein, Animal Farm, Treasure Island, The Phantom Tollbooth
Favourite Games
Super Mario Bros. series, Age of Empires series, RuneScape, anything where I can live vicariously through a knight character
Favourite Gaming Platform
iPhone, DS, 3DS, GameCube, Wii
Tools of the Trade
My Nikon powerhouse of a camera, Google Drawings
Other Interests
Making people laugh, photography, digital cartooning, couple's dances, tabletop games, discussing movies/TV/animation, golf, tennis, solving every kind of puzzle known to humanity, history, business and finance, making music remixes, voice acting
This journal has some interesting articles that may explain why the account hijacks have been going on for two and a half years now.
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Hey watchers, I know my art production has been...a bit slow lately. But that's mostly because I've spent the last couple of weeks beating challenges to unlock the US of A as a playable single-player skirmish (as opposed to single-player story) and multiplayer online civilization in Age of Empires III: Definitive Edition. The historical real-time strategy game is 16 years old, and European civilizations have had uncharacteristically American features such as covered wagons, minutemen, and saloons the whole time, so it's nice that the U.S. is now playable to resolve most of the long-time anachronistic problems. In other words, as the U.S. now has saloons and minutemen alone, European civilizations now have militiamen and taverns. However, the European players retain covered wagons, and I find it a bit problematic that the Ottomans can build a tavern despite the fact that Muslims don't drink! Anyway, with all 50 state-themed challenges accomplished and a harmonious first victory
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Simply put, they all have 24 at the end of their names, steal artwork depicting seductively-drawn anime girls, and fave each other's stolen work. They also send seductive messages in the chat feature. Here are the ones caught thus far: camiila24 doora24 fency24 heelen24 irin24 konta24 polona24 rosy24 siimona24 soniia24 withy24 xarin24 zinia24
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Dear sir, Angi-Shy originally lied and said she didn't tell a black Brazilian boy to "learn English" This was not constructive criticism it was meant as a racist put down. We have many tried and convicted incidents in the USA of people accosting minority members with the same jab and have been charged with our racist laws. Further she has stated 70% or more of Roma people in "her/his" country are lazy criminals. She said non Czech people are a drain on "her/his" country and would not back a non Czech in government. She even erased your comments, if she was not guilty why wouid she hid comments? She is also a bully, a young autistic boy allegedly recolors drawings and it is ok to spam him with hundreds of hate posts? No...she is a bad person.

She didn’t hide my comment because she was guilty. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have quoted me. She just wanted to protect me from you, Mr. Sockpuppet.

Protect you? From what? Was TomBradyZ anything but a perfect gentleman to you? No this does not add up. Did he attack you in any way? She claims this is to protect you, poppycock! Pure rubbish! No this is not true, a true gentleman would not hide evidence. We need to look at evidence. This is not a personally contest, follow the facts. It is not ok to say 70 % of all Roma are criminals? No it is not!

I’m not buying this sockpuppet account either. I know you’re xhe99.

Sorry to spoil your dreams son, but it is all true. Facts don't lie.

And yet, you provide no evidence.

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