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My name is Robert MacDiarmid, and I am the strongest knight in history.  I became what I never thought possible when genius scientist Dr. Walton Mustang gave me several of his greatest inventions before his murder.  Now, with the help of all the friends I’ve made along the way, I use my armor, sword, and intelligent automobile COLT to fight wrongdoers from common lowlifes to supernatural forces.  I hunted down the Yellow Scorpion who killed my grandfather and set the ruined Order of Marius on the path to restoration, but evil never sleeps on Drodon.  The death of the Dark One called Eschaton opened our resistance to new threats, and I have the equipment and the teammates strong enough to stop them.  I am Colonel Knight Rider!
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It's offical: I'm now hooked on this Cartoon Network animated series.  It started with my determination to solve puzzles driving me to find out what triggers the title kid's pink Captain America shield.  It then evolved into sympathy for the boy as I sensed a younger, more innocent version of myself in him and volunteered to join him on his coming-of-age journey to superstardom.

Sometimes, it takes a leap of faith…to believe in Steven.

Every Episode of Steven Universe Reviewed, Each in 25 Words or Less: Season 3


Each episode is ranked on a scale of 1-5 gauntlets of approval.  In the end, only one episode of every season, including the two halves of the first season, will take home the coveted…GOLDEN GAUNTLET!

Golden Gauntlet of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider

Without further ado, may the reviewing begin!  (There's so many shiny gauntlets in here, I think I need sunglasses!)

“Super Watermelon Island”—This show just made me care about a fruit race.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Gem Drill”—“Imaginative” doesn’t begin to describe Steven’s solution.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Same Old World”—The childlike wonder behind this series has returned. Plus, I got the stealth Aladdin pun in the title.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Barn Mates”—It’s a story about how to rebuild bridges after they’re burned.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Hit the Diamond”—I guess it’s not hard to imagine the Rubies as male, especially since one wears only suspenders above the waist!
2.5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Steven Floats”—Kind of a recycled Peter Pan gimmick, but still good escapism.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Drop Beat Dad”—Maybe I should move to Beach City because nobody likes two of my least favorite things, guacamole and soft drinks, combined.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Creative Arts Emmy Bait II: The Sequel” I mean “Mr. Greg”—Contrary to what the Creative Arts Emmys want you to think, it’s way more about Pearl vs. Greg than the Pearl/Rose romance.
4 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Too Short To Ride”—When her limb enhancers come off, Peridot unlocks her true potential. And I think I’ll upgrade my “Cat Fingers” score.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“The New Lars”—I know what Lars was doing when he fell asleep, but I can’t complain too much about a character-driven episode.
4 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Beach City Drift”—Spoiler alert: he… or she… or it wins the race, and no characters develop, but Greg has some memorable lines.
2 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Restaurant Wars”—No complaints here. I loved the unexpected Romeo and Juliet reference.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Kiki’s Pizza Delivery Service”—An imaginative, heartfelt tale about how not to let a sibling take advantage of oneself.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Monster Reunion”—This show just made me care more than ever about its first menace.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Alone at Sea”—A maritime MacGuffin masterfully masks the main moral: abusive relationships are not easily forgiven.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Greg the Babysitter”—Even Generation X rebels have to be responsible adults at some point.  And who doesn’t love mellow Baby Sour Cream?
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Gem Hunt”—Not as deep as the last one, but Jasper gets promoted well from fusion bully to rival gem monster catcher.
2.5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Crack the Whip”—Okay, I get it: Stevonnie is Rose Version 2.0, but I enjoyed how it feels more like an Amethyst-centric episode.
3 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Steven vs. Amethyst”—Powerful fighters and powerful messages sometimes come in small packages and in 11-minute serial animated cartoons.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Bismuth”—The Gems’ blacksmith makes a colorful addition to the narrative. I hope she comes back because she has some unfinished bismuth.
4.5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Beta”—Once again, no nitpicks. This is how you do a buildup for a boss battle.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Earthlings”—Each short-statured Gem used effectively to beat Jasper for good makes this episode stand tall.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Back to the Moon”—I felt like I was being vacuumed into space with Steven.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Bubbled”—Here, Steven’s floating in his bubble, far above the world. The title card is blue, and there’s nothing he can do.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider

And the Golden Gauntlet of Approval goes to, not surprisingly…

Ground Control to Universe by Colonel-Knight-Rider

That's all for now.  Join me again next time as I do for Season 3 of Steven Universe what I did for Season 2!

And could somebody please help me make up my mind about Alone Together and The Answer?

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"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear,…" ~ 1 John 4:18

"When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed." ~ Luke 11:21

“Give justice to the weak and the fatherless; maintain the right of the afflicted and the destitute. Rescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked.” ~ Psalm 82:3-4

"If people are trying to bring you down, it only means you are above them." ~ Unknown

"Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity." ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship." ~ Thomas Aquinas

"Somebody on the Internet thinks what you do is stupid or evil or it's all been done before? Make good art." ~ Neil Gaiman's "Make Good Art" Speech

My name is Robert Goldengate, and I am the strongest knight in history. To the outside world, I’m an ordinary man trying to start a career in finance; but, secretly, with the help of my DeviantArt friends, I fight criminals and protect innocent people using my buckypaper armor and sword in addition to COLT: an intelligent, fighting Ford Mustang invented by a late genius billionaire.

When a forum full of men without souls told me I would never fulfill my dreams as a writer, I turned to DeviantArt to find sanctuary and atonement. Since then, I’ve built up a solid reputation for sharing my photography and digital cartoons with the world.

And one day, I will triumph over the evil leader of the men who made me lose faith in my dreams by making a game-changing artistic achievement, ensuring justice for all visionaries, writers or otherwise, like me because I believe success is the best revenge.

I am Colonel Knight Rider, the Sentinel of San Francisco. My squire is Fionna, alias :iconfionnacoolgirl:. Together, we are the Dynamic Duo of DeviantArt.

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- Taken a blade to that beautiful body of yours. (No)
- Skipped a meal at least once on purpose. (No)
- Cried yourself to sleep because you 'weren't good enough'. (Yes)
- Tried any form of self harm. (No, unless banging your head against various objects counts)
- Thought of or attempted to take your own life. (Yes)
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InfraredToa Featured By Owner 1 day ago
2 things to ask:

1) If you would rank all of my stories from worst to best, how would you do it? (You can explain, by the way)

2) Have you seen The Twilight Zone?
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Colonel-Knight-Rider Featured By Owner 6 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I haven't seen The Twilight Zone, but here are my ratings for your stories:
1. Case 1
2. Case 5
3. Case 2
4. Case 4
5. Case 3
6. Case ZERO

None of them is necessarily bad.  I love all of them. :D  But I just rated them on how much they thrilled me.
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InfraredToa Featured By Owner 47 minutes ago
Twilight Zone is an anthology series, so pick any episode what you want, and you are not going to get spoiled.

Yeah, Case Zero was meant to be short, and it seems the Subac stories are the ones that you loved the most (i mean, he is my "Pasquale" for crying out loud!)
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Thanks for the Fave!
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Colonel-Knight-Rider Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome, dear Penny! :huggle: :tighthug: :glomp:
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Deadpool - Cute   Thanks for favoriting my work. I hope you're having a great week Deadpool - Cute 
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STAY AWESOME :D (Big Grin)
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Colonel-Knight-Rider Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome, and thank you, Captain Kay! :hug:
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Colonel-Knight-Rider Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome always, Denyse! :iconhug1plz:
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