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Rap Battle: Michael Knight vs. Col. Knight Rider

Epic Rap Battles of History: David Hasselhoff as Michael Arthur Long, alias Michael Knight, vs. Robert [Last Name Omitted] as Sir Robert Hamish MacDiarmid, alias Colonel Knight Rider

[ANNOUNCER]
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Michael Knight!
Versus!
Colonel Knight Rider!
BEGIN!!!
[MICHAEL KNIGHT]
Look out, all you criminals above the law:
This crusader’s got a leather jacket, big hair, and square jaw.
Don’t hassle the ’Hoff, ’cause I drive Germans crazy.
KITT’s got sharp focus, but your mind gets hazy
From random distractions that cause all your conflicts.
Let me ask: how do you even know when convicts
Break out of prison unless your own car alerts you?
Every time you find a puzzle on the side, it diverts you
Until your car reminds you of a current major crisis.
You Millennials are so dependent on your smart devices.
Your existence is a joke, your career a hilarity,
And I’m the original.  You’re just the parody!
[COLONEL KNIGHT RIDE
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It's official: I'm now hooked on this Cartoon Network animated series.  It started with my determination to solve puzzles driving me to find out what triggers the title kid's pink Captain America shield.  It then evolved into sympathy for the boy as I sensed a younger, more innocent version of myself in him and volunteered to join him on his coming-of-age journey to superstardom.

Sometimes, it takes a leap of faith…to believe in Steven.

Some of you may be wondering why I'm only reviewing half of the first season in one journal entry.  To satisfy your curiosity: the reason the first season is often divided into "1A" and "1B" is that Ian Jones-Quartey, the series' favorite supervising animator and longtime lover of series creator Rebecca Sugar, feared the whole series would stop after "Ocean Gem."  But then, of course, said episode caused ratings to rise because they basically pulled out all the stops with the revelations that the Gems are from another planet, that the Gem monsters used to be humanoids, and so forth.  Meanwhile, I'm dividing my reviews of the first season in two for that same reason.

So, fasten your seatbelts and make weapons appear from your heads, torsos, and hands, my treasured watchers, because this is…

Every Episode of Steven Universe Reviewed, Each in 25 Words or Less: Season 1B


Each episode is ranked on a scale of 1-5 gauntlets of approval.  In the end, only one episode of every season, including the two halves of the first season, will take home the coveted…GOLDEN GAUNTLET!

Golden Gauntlet of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider

Without further ado, may the reviewing begin!

“House Guest”—Not just another “fake an injury so I can be with a loved one” story.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Space Race”—Now we’ve got some solid continuity, and that twist ending sure was touching.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Secret Team”—Moral of this story: when you’re part of a team, be honest with one another. And don’t form sub-teams.
4 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Island Adventure”—This gives me several ideas for when my own parents bicker…none involving an invisible monster, of course.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Keep Beach City Weird”—This may be why half the fanbase wants Ronaldo to die, but he got the “polymorphic sentient rocks” part right.
2.5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Fusion Cuisine”—Garnet’s phone call was hilarious…but are we not supposed to like Connie’s tiger mom?
3 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Garnet’s Universe”—It successfully plays out like a story written by a kid. Featuring Star Fox Team minus Falco and a stealth “Over 9,000!” reference.
4 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Watermelon Steven”—This show just made me care about a fruit boy.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Lion 3: Straight to Video”—Awwwww! Cool handheld camera effects, too.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Warp Tour”—The childlike wonder that defines the tone of this show is taken to new heights before a tense finale.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Alone Together”—I can’t decide on the moral.

UNDECIDED RATING

“The Test”—Aww! He completed the easy “test” to make his friends happy. What a sweet young man you are, Steven.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Future Vision”—One of Steven’s most spot-on portrayals of younger Colonel Knight Rider to date.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“On the Run”—Just the character development I wanted to see for angst-ridden Amethyst.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Horror Club”—I wouldn’t have guessed that Ronaldo and Lars go back that long a way. But it’s still pretty skippable overall.
2.5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Winter Forecast”—I did not see that twist or that tender ending coming.
4 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Maximum Capacity”—It’s a unique way of saying that one can’t dwell in the past. And Peedee acts more like Brick from The Middle!
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Marble Madness”—Not a lot of laughs, but the writers have continuity down pat.
4 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Rose’s Scabbard”—Thankfully, it’s the least politically correct depiction of Pearl’s admiration for her fallen leader.
4.5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Open Book”—One effectively used MacGuffin + one indirect confession of love = one happy cartoon critic.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Shirt Club”—First rule of “Shirt Club:” we don’t talk about “Shirt Club.” But then again, Buck’s childhood drawing is poignant.
2.5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Story for Steven”—The hilarious line, “He’s dead to me,” and the catchy song compensate for its detours into generic love story territory.
3 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“The Message”—Well, this got serious for a cartoon! And Steven’s ADD indirectly saved the day as it did in Frybo.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Political Power”—It poignantly reflects how real politicians and parents hide secrets to make citizens and children feel safe and features stellar comic timing.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“The Return”—Literal. Goosebumps. Plus, I may have solved what triggers Steven’s shield: the urge to protect, whether protecting ice cream or protecting friends.
5 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider
“Jailbreak”—I’d previously heard of this episode, so I repeated, “Love the sinners, NOT their sin,” throughout. That aside, the ending was cool.
3 Gauntlets of Approval by Colonel-Knight-Rider

And the Golden Gauntlet of Approval goes to…

Pink Simba by Colonel-Knight-Rider

That's all for now.  Join me again next time as I do for Season 2 of Steven Universe what I did for Season 1B!

And could somebody please help me make up my mind about “Alone Together?”


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"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear,…" ~ 1 John 4:18

"When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed." ~ Luke 11:21

“Give justice to the weak and the fatherless; maintain the right of the afflicted and the destitute. Rescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked.” ~ Psalm 82:3-4

"If people are trying to bring you down, it only means you are above them." ~ Unknown

"Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity." ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship." ~ Thomas Aquinas

"Somebody on the Internet thinks what you do is stupid or evil or it's all been done before? Make good art." ~ Neil Gaiman's "Make Good Art" Speech

My name is Robert Goldengate, and I am the strongest knight in history. To the outside world, I’m an ordinary man trying to start a career in finance; but, secretly, with the help of my DeviantArt friends, I fight criminals and protect innocent people using my buckypaper armor and sword in addition to COLT: an intelligent, fighting Ford Mustang invented by a late genius billionaire.

When a forum full of men without souls told me I would never fulfill my dreams as a writer, I turned to DeviantArt to find sanctuary and atonement. Since then, I’ve built up a solid reputation for sharing my photography and digital cartoons with the world.

And one day, I will triumph over the evil leader of the men who made me lose faith in my dreams by making a game-changing artistic achievement, ensuring justice for all visionaries, writers or otherwise, like me because I believe success is the best revenge.

I am Colonel Knight Rider, the Sentinel of San Francisco. My squire is Fionna, alias :iconfionnacoolgirl:. Together, we are the Dynamic Duo of DeviantArt.

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- Skipped a meal at least once on purpose. (No)
- Cried yourself to sleep because you 'weren't good enough'. (Yes)
- Tried any form of self harm. (No, unless banging your head against various objects counts)
- Thought of or attempted to take your own life. (Yes)
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