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The Mad Weaponsmith
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They say I’m mad, but I disagree. Just because I turned a tower into a fish, and stuffed three people into a phone box just to see if they would fit doesn’t mean I’m mad, does it? Anyway, my name is Cysero, a weapon smith. This is my story, a story that changed lives.
The day started off normally. I was woken by a stray chickencow that had wandered into the tower. It let off a loud moocluck (seriously, how do they do that?) and flew out of the window rather groggily.
“Damn” I groaned, “Must have left the door open last night.” But then I wandered. What had happened last night? All I could remember was helping Ash pull a prank on Artix, and Warlic shouting at me to stop my laundry from destroying his research. As I got up, I heard a loud explosion outside. I went to the window, and saw Dr. Voltabolt. Falconreach’s resident mad scientist and dentist was cackling madly in the wreckage of his lab. He was talking about
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Yes, I haven't died. I've just been caught up in school work. Well, that and depression (don't ask). I found this thing on someone else's page, so I thought I'd try it out:

Go to and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you and comment on it.

1.) Your name? Connor
1. An ultimate word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or phrase.
Dude, this Connor is so totally Connor

2.) Your age? 15
1. Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.
O_o Wow.

3.) One of your friends? Adrian
1. God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
This could not be farther from the truth.......please don't kill me, Aid.

4.) What should you be doing? Sleeping
1. To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
Okay. First off, I don;t live with my gran. Secondly, is there anything on UD that makes sense?

5.) Favorite color? Black
1. Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
Whoa. I guess there is stuff that makes sense on UD

6.) Birthplace? Germany
1. Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc.
Ugh. If I wanted a history lesson, I'd go to school. The Internets is not for teh learnings!

7.) Month of your birth? June
1. The sixth month.
Short and to the point. Nice.

8) last person you talked too? Colin
1. A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..
....This CANNOT be talking about my dad, can it?

9.) One of your nicknames? Geek
1. The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult
  • Listening to: Blast My Desire by m.o.v.e
  • Reading: Brisingr
  • Watching: Gurren Lagann
  • Playing: Earthbound


Connor Hayward
United Kingdom
Current Residence: England
Favourite genre of music: J-Pop
Favourite style of art: Manga
Operating System: Windows Vista
MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano
Favourite cartoon character: Isaac and Miria
Personal Quote: Sanity is an illusion. So is your intelligence


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FLUTTERSPARKLEDO Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Greetings random deviant! just came by to give you a llama!!
KurtisFiend Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
:O hey conner!!
Xirus720 Featured By Owner May 26, 2010
heya dude, was just looking through your galleries and i had no idea that you've watched gurren laggan, its epic! should have more series though lol
ColdDraga Featured By Owner May 26, 2010
Heh, I've watched a lot of stuff. Try Baccano or Soul Eater ^_^
Xirus720 Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
i heard soul eater wasn't that great, and i've never heard of baccano so i guess i'll be off to lol
ColdDraga Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
Not that great.......*RAEG*

Renmauzo Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2010
Thanks for the fave!
genki-adomas Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2009
Thanks for the watch
Garth2The2ndPower Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2009
ValorousOwl Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Student General Artist
Don't forget about Dragon Fable.....
-Damphir Hime Raine
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