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Beelzeboss by Coelasquid Beelzeboss by Coelasquid
Decided I'd save money if I pretended Dragon Age was also Brütal Legend.
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SPAZTASTYCK Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Zevran's costume though.... upon finding this, my life is truly complete.
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victorvarela90 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2016
xDDD
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BearGlitch Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
You can't kill the metal...
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wilder41 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
*The Starting Music to Beelzeboss begins and the Archdemon rises from the smoke*

AD- I AM COMPLETE!

Alistair & Warden- FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---

AD- YES YOU ARE F***! S*** OUT OF LUCK! I AM COMPLETE IT'S MY C*** YOU WILL SUCK! THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE! AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE! YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AS SO NOW YOU SHALL DIE!

*AD Prepares his attack. But the the Warden steps up*

W-WAAAAIT WAAAAAIT! Waaait...you motherf*****....We challenge you to a rock off....give us one chance to rock your socks off.....

AD- F***!...F***!...FFUUUUUUUU--- The demon code prevents me! To decline a rock off challenge! What are your terms?! Whats that Ca--ha--ha---aaaatch?

W- If we win..you must take your sorry ass back to hell...and you will also have to pay our reeent...*The Warden holds up a picture of Soldier's peak which is in ruins*

AD- And what if I win?

*The Warden slowly starts to point at Alistair*

W- Then you can take Alistair back to hell...

*Alistair looks at the Warden in fear*

Ali-WHAT?!

W- Trust me Alistair...it is the only way...

Ali- What in Andraste's name are yo---

W- To be your little bitch!

AD- FINE! THE THE ROCK OFF BEGIN! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

*The Archdemon summons forth a Darkspawn themed stage and possesses multiple darkspawn each preform with a different instrument*

AD- I"M THE DE-VEIL I LOVE METAL!

* Yet more killer tunes from the Archdemon*

AD- CHECK THIS RIFT IT'S F***ING TASTY!

*Killer rift from the Archdemon*

AD- I'm the Devil I can do what I want...Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt. There hasn't been a rock off that I've never lost!

*The Archdemon summons what can only be described as kinky sex equipment*

AD- I can't wait to take Ali back to hell! I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel! I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

*The Archdemon would continued his tunes*

W- NNNOOOOOOOOO!!

*The Warden turns to Alistair*

W- Come on Alistair! Bring the thunder!

Ali- There is no way we can win, that was a masterpiece.....

W- Alistair listen to me...

Ali- He rocks to hard because he is not a mortal man..

W-GODDAMMIT ALISTAIR! Hes gonna make his sex slave..your gonna gargle mayonnaise

Ali- No!

W- Unless we bust a monster mamajam!

Ali- Dude...we've been through so much S***

W-Deactivated magic with my D***

W & ALI- Now it's time to blow this F***** down....

*Leliana passes Alistair her lute*

W- Come on Alistair it is time to blow doors down.

Ali- I hear you Cousland it is time to blow doors down

W- Light up the stage it is time to blow doors down!

Ali- Will bend you over and will take you to brown town!

Ali & W- It is time to blow this F***** down!

Ali- Hes gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!

W-Common Ali it is time to blow doors down!

Ali- We'll bomb drive you! It's time for the black out!

W- Hey Archdemon! Dragon God! We know your weakness! Our Rocking sauce! We rocked the circle and blow your mind! We will defeat you! For all Mankind! You hold the Scepter! We hold the Key! You're the devil! WE ARE THE DEEEE!

Ali & W- We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! *They would repeat this with a faster tempo every time it is repeated until the Archdemon is fed up*

AD- YOU GUYS ARE F***ING LAME! COME ON ALISTAIR YOUR COMING WITH ME!

*Alistair looks on with horror in his eyes*

AD- TASTE MY LIGHTING F*****! *The Archdemon fires his attack at Alistair, but the Warden jumps in the way with his shield in tow*

W- NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *The warden deflects the attack back at the Archdemon*

AD- OW F***! THAT HURT! *The Archdemon looks up to see the Warden holding up Morrigan particularly her belly aimed at the Archdemon*

AD- Oh no!

W- From your mortal form you shall be severed until you are born again!

AD- NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*The Old God soul is pulled out and is dragged to Morrigan*

AD- F*** YOU ALISTAIR! F*** COUSLAND!

*The Archdemon gets pulled in to Morrigan's belly*

AD- I"LL GET YOU GREY WARDENS!.........

*ends*
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korandragonkin Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014
can somebody make a fucking animated version of this!! this is genussssssssss
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wilder41 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
._. I totally forgot I posted this....I was in a weird place.....
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NoctisCorvus Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
I JUST CAN'T

But really, imagine a game combining DA and Brutal Legend
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andrew252 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
as we all know arch demons cant stand the screech of electric guitars....
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HarmaaGriffin Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013   Digital Artist
Zevraaan xD
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Imdsinfulone Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Most. Awesome. Battle. EVER
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Sakura-Arte Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
How serendipitous it is that I recently bought both these games on the same game-shopping trip!

Alistair's short shorts are a yes for me, in case you were curious.
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regina-nigra Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Student General Artist
I still remember reading the joke with Shale, Sten, and Zevran on MGDMT!
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Istischan Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012
Archdemon is goin' down ;D
Great job ;)
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Raytardednation Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i bow to you
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Dewani90 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
the archdemon will fall like all the defeated enemies of the metal
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bluejaturner Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012   General Artist
I love it!
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Xanthas927 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Good choice.
NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE POWER OF METAL!
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FereldensOwnHeroine Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011
this is amazing... <3
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Myridd Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love Zevran's purple pants. And Alistairs "Barely there" pants.
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InverseReality-2 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011
OMG this comic is made of WIN. How could the Wardens fail?!
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redwerecat Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Damn my pressing send to early- Ah. Meant to say...this ,makes me smile. Infinitely. And I love it.
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redwerecat Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:)
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XxSilverStarsxX Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011
lolz I love Zevrans pants XD
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Queenoftheweasels Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"You have my steel."
"and you have my.....alternative?" HAHAHA.
Long time fan of Manly Guys, so happy to chance upon your deviantart gallery.
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Kanefora Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011
I like very much how you draw Uthremiel ^^
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poly-m Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011  Professional Filmographer
I wish I could fav this a billion times...
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Wading-in-the-lies Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You know, I was just thinking this today.

God, I love you for this.
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Vayluh-Arwen Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
omg, this is too awesome for words. must... stop... laughing... I'll control it until after I finish this comment, methinks... then I might just explode XD
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tylerrmclean Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011
awsome but if the main character is using a micraphone stand he should have been a mage that or give him gene simons gitar axe.... and make morigan a groopy
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DKVonOtto Featured By Owner May 16, 2011
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!! XD
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wraythe7 Featured By Owner May 4, 2011
Wahahahaaha!
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EskarArt Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
hahaha reminds me a of " Kiss saves santa " from family guy
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EldingaGunman Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
My soul... my soul, it burns from all the beautiful!
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mouse-whiteblade Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011
The more I see this, the more I laugh.
How this wasn't already in my favorites I have no idea, but I've fixed that.

This is... This is effing brilliant and amazing and awesome and yeah. :iconawesomenessplz:
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SylvanLore Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011
Zevran's hips in the last panel ... It just cracks me up XD
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iamded Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bahaha, oh man this is so awesome. The description makes it.
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MummyMetaller Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Professional General Artist
...Oh god..

:rofl:
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Chinnsyn Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2011
There's nothing that I don't like about this.
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Play3rFTW Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011
I figured Zev would wear sumthing like that but alistair. i thought torn up denim jeans
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Canfas Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Student General Artist
:iconicameplz: YES!
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Cracked-Egg Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011
No one can destroy the metal the metal will strike you down W/ a vicious blow.
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Mezurya Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
Oh. My. Fuck.

/adds you to my watchlist
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RandomAccountOfDOOM Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010
WIN
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ladydeath05 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010  Hobbyist
aaaah hahaha nicely done xD
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the-great-Forde Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010
lmao awesome
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HyenaTeeth Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
That's awesome. I think I just peed a little.
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Yuriski Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010
That would be the best mod/expansion EVA!!!!
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CallofTheDeep Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010
Yes.
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curtsibling Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Never more true words spoken!
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Rainbow-man Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Also, if it was Metalcalypse.

Do, Zevran's face is the greatest.
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