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So, a blind man walks into a bar and says, "Guys, I have a Hufflepuff joke for you." The bar tender says. "Sir, I myself am a Hufflepuff, the two aurors to your right are both Hufflepuffs, and the ministry worker on your left is a Hufflepuff. Do you really want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"

The blind man looks appalled and says, "Merlins beard, no. Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
  • Listening to: Beethoven's Tempest Sonata mvt. 3
  • Reading: Your Mind
  • Watching: American Horror Story
Clopin, prince of the Gypsies, is being forced to marry a girl he doesn't know. The goal of this, is to bring the two tribes together, so that the fighting will stop. Much like regular society, their own societies have their battles.

Your character, a princess of the other tribe, is to be brought to the court of miracles, where we will be wed. *further plot can be discussed based on your characters personality and acceptance of the situation* I think we could have some fun with this one.
  • Listening to: Beethoven's Tempest Sonata mvt. 3
  • Reading: Your Mind
  • Watching: American Horror Story
So it's been quite a while since I've drawn anything, most of my stuff I've done are photomanips, it's been a few years since I actually drew anything, aaaaand now for school cause I'm going into graphic design I have to draw a bunch of stuff. Needless to say, I'm quite a bit rusty.
  • Listening to: Beethoven's Tempest Sonata mvt. 3
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  • Watching: American Horror Story
12:25pm: 360 starts making grinding noise again
1:45pm: Loki knocks DS Lite off the dresser and cracks the screen
3:20pm: PSP won't power on
4:48pm: Bus bench breaks
4:52pm: iPod touch pad stops working
6:19pm: Camera won't process batteries
6:25pm: Lap Top gets red lines through the screen

ANYTHING ELSE WANNA BREAK ON ME TODAY?! SERIOUSLY!!!!!
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  • Watching: Thor
My lap top screen is broken …. on the phone with tech support …. FUCK REALLY!? For them to help me OVER THE PHONE it's going to cost me $59.99 for the ONE TIME OVER THE PHONE SERVICE HELP for them to talk me through how to fix it … OOORRRRRRR I could spend $99.99 and I can call them all I want over the year! I've only phoned them ONCE in 5 years! FUCK THAT I AM NOT PAYING $60 FOR A GUY TO TALK TO ME THAT DOESN'T EVEN GET PAID THAT MUCH IN THE TIME IT TAKES HIM TO FIGURE IT OUT!!!!! On top of the fact that if it doesn't work over the phone, I still have to pay that fee, PLUS the cost of the repair if I have to send it in, which will be $400-$500 FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCK YOU HP! YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LAPTOPS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR NON ENGLISH SPEAKING ASS HOLES!!!!!!!  AND LEARN SOME FUCKING ENGLISH!!!!!


((Please keep in mind I'm not trying to be racist, but if you are working for an English Tech Support line, you should know english, not request for me to talk like I"m talking to a two year old that can't understand what I am saying. Like honestly .... how do you get O from L?! ))
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You ever feel really immature and just want to throw a temper tantrum but won't because it's not socially acceptable at your age even though you're alone and no one would see it?
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Really? Can we all say sales push?

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Ok seriously people ..... stop ripping my shit! I don't post it up for you to steal! Thanks .... -.-
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Mr. Hiddleston, your stupid perfect face is fucking impossible to fucking draw.

Just sayin'.
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Hello everyone,

I'm looking to do a online comic that I am writing, but I fear that doing it alone, that I will have no time to finish them.

The comic is called Fugue, basic plot, it's about a girl that wakes up somewhere, I'm currently not sure where I'm thinking an asylum or some sort, and has little to no memory of her past. What she does remember it seems like a dream to her. Further plot can be discussed if you are interested, I don't have full details planned out yet.

I'm looking for someone to bounce ideas back and forth, someone who is going to be committed to the project, and for someone to do basic rough sketches of the panels. I can do any final copies, colouring, writing etc, but I am not adverse to any help you are willing to give.

I'm thinking it would possibly have a Johnny the Homicidal maniac feel to it, or possibly Dishwasher (if you've heard of it) Preferably the later but I'm not against other types of art, I'm open to see what you have.

The first three pages are already posted on my DA if you like to take a look at them. They aren't much, but it's a start.

Please keep in mind this is a free project that will be hosted on DA and on a Freely hosted website off of DA as well once I do the coding for it and have enough information and art on it.

If you are interested please give me a shout either here or my email is the_half-blood_prince@live.ca

Thank you for your time
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  • Watching: X-Men First Class
That awkward moment when you find out your potions professor fancies your mum ...
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That awkward moment when you find out via facebook that the guy that said he liked you is dating someone else ....
I'm going to tell you all about D.A.A.T

what is D.A.A.T - it stands for Deviants Against Art Theft. I am going through my 4th time being involved in art theft and am starting a group for all you fun loving artists who have had their art thefted, know anyone whos had their art thefted, would like to talk about art theft or feel for those who have had their art theft. The link to the group can be found in my profile at the top of the page, or you can click here

D-A-A-T.deviantart.com

It's just up and running, so if you have any comments, questions or concerns .... or more importantly, suggestions ... feel free to ask/tell them to me either through the group, or through notes.
  • Listening to: Thunder Storm outside
  • Reading: Second Time Around ff.net
Title says it all ... Should I?
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  • Reading: Second Time Around ff.net
Title says it all. I'm looking for a serious collab partner to do a story to either be published or posted online. I have a few plot ideas, but am open to your ideas as well. We can discuss what we want to write and how we do this. If you are interested please send me a PM or post in the thread answering the following questions.

1. Aprox. how long have you been writing for?

2. How many/what languages do you speak fluently?

3. Why do you want this position as my collab partner?

4. Aprox. how often are you online?

5. What types of IM's do you have? (Ex. MSN Messenger, Yahoo Messenger, AIM etc ...))

6. What types of genre's do you like?

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Do the following

1. Create a main character ((may, or may not be used in main works)). Make sure you are detailed, Name, age, gender, likes dislikes, appearance, etc ...

2. Create a secondary character. ((Pet, creature, sibling, someone of lesser importance))

3. Give me an example of your writing style. ((Between 500-1000 words would be preferable))

4. Without controlling my character, please continue this intro, while introducing your character that you have created above. ((Once again, may or may not be used in main works))

The dim glow of candle light flickered off the walls as the doctor moved around the room, calmly ignoring the man behind him. The light cast a dim glow, reflecting off the mans specticals, making his receading, salt and pepper hair almost shimmer. The doctor had pointed features and was finely dressed in a white dress shirt and black vest to mach his dress pants. His tie was made of black silk and was tucked into his vest, a silver tie clip pinning it to his shirt. His sleeves where pulled up to his elbows so not to get them dirty in his work. The final touch, was the silver chain that lead from the pocket of his vest to clip onto the front of his vest, no doubt the chain concealed an expensive pocket watch.

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Thank you for your time
-CKOG
  • Listening to: Thunder Storm outside
  • Reading: Second Time Around ff.net
If I started up a forum "Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters" would you join?
I don't mean to be racist but HOLY HELL!!!!!

Me: Hi, I made a full payment today but I didn't know there was going to be a 5 day hold before it goes through, I wanna make sure my phone doesn't get cut off

Virgin: Ok can I get your name, phone number and 4 digit pass code?

Me: ((gives information))

Virgin: Ok, just give me a moment while I transfer you to collections

Me: ..... -.-

Virgin Collections: Hello, can I get your name, phone number and 4 digit pass code?

Me: ..... -.- ((Gives information again))

Virgin Collection: And what can I help you with?

Me: ..... I made a full payment today but I didn't know there was going to be a 5 day hold before it goes through, I wanna make sure my phone doesn't get cut off

Virgin Collections: Did you want to make a payment?

Me: I just said I made the full payment, I wanna make sure that my phone doesn't get cut off!

Virgin Collections: Did you want to set up automatic payments from your account?

Me: No, I don't want to set up automatic payments for my account! I wanna know that my phones not going to be shut off!

Virgin Collections: So you made a full payment already?

Me: Yes!

Virgin Collections: Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Me: Yes! I wanna make sure my phone isn't going to be disconnected!

Virgin Collections: Ok, thank you for calling Virgin Mobile ... have a nice day

Me: DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!
NEW HARRY POTTER FORUM UP!!! COME GET SORTED, EARN HOUSE POINTS, HAVE FUN!!!!

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  • Listening to: Tell me Why - Declan
  • Playing: Portal 2
Seeing as how this is deviant art I'm going to post this on here ... lol

I am currently working on a book but here's my deal .... I want a couple of sketches done for a couple of characters of mine .... here's my problem .... I have no money. To keep a long story short, I just got out of a bad relationship, I'm living with my mother and paying rent at two places because my ex won't let me out of the lease ....

so ....

all in all, I'm looking for someone to do some free sketches for me ....

PLEASE?!!!! lol

-ClopinKingOfGypsies
  • Listening to: Tell me Why - Declan
  • Playing: Portal 2