DAILY TOMTORD THINGY:
Tom: *is like a lazy-ass husband*
Tord: *is like a house wife* Tom! Stop drinking so much! It's not good for you!
Tom: *being a couch potato*
Tord: Tom! Please!
Tom: let me drink and I promise I'll give you a 'special treat' later
Tord: *blushes dark red and cringes* that's okay.......