(A slap on Titan) READ THIS, ITS HILARIOUS
Connie: "when was the last time you washed that scarf?!?"
Armin: "I feel like a dirty little vacuum cleaner"
Connie: "You're telling me, for at least the past 5 years you haven't washed or changed that scarf once?!"
Mikasa: "it was given to me by someone special. Now shut up I'm trying to mentally picture something"
Connie: "Jesus fucking Christ! Can you imagine how dirty that thing is? It must be crawling with every kind of bug possible."
Mikasa: "it warms the darkness of my soul! Got anything like that Connie?"
Connie: "No. But at least I'm not like captain smallpox blanket here, walking along with my dirty rags like some mangy fucking dog! How many kids have you killed from scarf disease?!?"
Armin: "that scarfs probably saturated with their dead skin cells! Mikasa! Please! let me get a wiff!"
Mikasa: "Both of you fuck off! I have fantasies to think about!"
Armin: "But Mikasa!"
Connie: "face it Armin! None of us are getting what we want today"
Armin: "but.....but.... I AM A STEAMING CAULDRON OF SEXUAL NEEDS AND DESIRES RIGHT NOW!"
Mikasa: "Shut up Armin! I'm trying to fucking concentrate!"
Connie: "And what about me? I came here because I want you!
Mikasa: "And I want a titan!"
Armin: "And I want a wool sack!......oh shit. did I just say that out loud?"
Connia: "I knew it Mikasa. You do want to fuck a titan."
Mikasa: *looking at Eren titan* "you know what Connie? Yeah, I do. I wanna bang that titan so hard and I want you to watch. Just so you can see what you're missing!"
Connie: "You say that like it's a drawback."
Mikasa: "Go fuck yourself!
Connie: *holding gas tank* *click* *inhales air* *high pitched voice* "oh look at me my name's Mikasa, and I can't control my raging overies"
Mikasa: "okay. I'm done. Say one more word goddamnit! I will fucking kill you! Say one more word!"
Mikasa: "that's what I thought."