To Be Fair, You Need A Very High IQ To Understand Stellaris. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of quantum science most of the jokes will go over a players head. There's also Stellaris philosophical outlook, which is deftly woven into the game - various points of view are included but objectivist being ultimately correct. The fans understand this stuff, they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this game, to realize they're not just a way to let out your evil side - they say something about life. As a consequence people who dislike paradox interactive truly are idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the reference to russels teapot in an event giving a small influence boost. What fools... How I pity them. And yes, BTW, I do have a blorg body pillow. And no, you cannot see it, it's for true fans only - and even they have to demonstrate getting all 85 achievements beforehand.

...Okay, I have no idea why the fuck I wrote this.