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this is why i can't trust myself with razors: i just took a shower and i shaved my legs. I stand up to condition my hair and feel a sudden stinging and i looks down at my legs and there's blood everywhere. I cut myself 3 times on my razor sooooo... i'm gonna look like i got attacked by a cat tomorrow. 

i got out the shower and i did my hair and used my rash cream on my legs because i get thigh rashes. And it started stinging more. I finished up and put my pjs on and went to show mum my cuts and she asked me "how fast were you shaving?" i did an example of what i was doing and she cut me half way through a sentence: "you realize you were shaving the wrong way... right?" "no. no i didn't. it's only the third time i've used it... and you never showed me how..."

clap clap the handicap. i'm actually so dumb, it's hilarious 

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Eve-The-Emoji-Domo Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
oh jeez you should have come to me for that, I would've helped you. 
city-galaxies Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i should have
hctertsemoheht Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016
'Ey, you can't help if nobody ever showed you what to do. I know I legit would have shaved my facial hair wrong if I were never showed how to do it.
Hope it heals up quick, though. Sounds painful.
Rainpoppy824 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
That sounds like it hurt. I'm sure it won't look that bad. 
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