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shit is weird. like, America... mainly Las Vegas. I need to bleach my eyes after seeing a man in a mankini.... asking me to get up close to him to get a photo... not for me thanks... i don't really trust old men with their dicks kind of poking out. nah. nonono thanks. Jeez, my dad has one... uh, hopefully he won't ever wear that.. okay? maybe he will at my 21st idk. 

i'm gonna try to forget the mankini... 0-0 

okay guys (men/boys) don't ever get a fucking mankini. it's disgusting and really creepy... yup. make a living and don't go on the streets asking 14 year old girls to get up close. nope! nope! nope! JUST DON'T

Oh. a woman went up to the man to get a photo whilst the husband was taking photos of her. she got the man to bend over and she pulled her dress up... and the husband was enjoying it... uh... i promise i will never do that pup. yeah... i need to forget it. it was just fucking creepy

then there was an american band that were dressed up as outback Australians... there was a sign in front of them with cowboy strippers. JUST FOR THE RECORD: Australian's are not strippers. you don't just go into the outback and cowboys are shirtless and the women don't dress up with their tops tied up. Trust me, i've been to the desert. they don't dress like that. so don't think we're like that please. anyway, the band were trying to put on Australian accents and failed miserably. was funny

oh! i went to the workshop of the show "tanked" basically a bunch of people who make AMAZING fish tanks. "the cat-burglar" from season 2 took a sudden liking to me and kept following me around. so yay! i met a famous kitty!


welp. i gotta sleep! goodnight my fellow minions!

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Rainpoppy824 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
That's just a Vegas thing, I know it can be a bit weird over there (Last time I went there was this restaurant where you eat while a lady danced on a stage, but luckily we didn't go in) But America in general is okay. 
5KarmaKitty7 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't think I've ever seen a man in a mankini. Maybe it's just a Vegas thing.
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