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best story i've read XD
(it's writen by Jack F)

The Australian Bloody Christmas Miracle

By a Bloke

You may think the story will begin in post-apocalyptic Australia

Or that

Its 2016 and

Everyone are blokes and ride kangaroos around and that there’s no government each state is run by an AFL team anyone who doesn’t like AFL gets shipped out of the country

 

Well the second option is right and it’s going to be a bloody good journey mate!

It’s Christmas Eve I get up to get me a VB OH NO I bellow mums drinking the last VB

She tells me to get some snags for the Barbie

So I grab a roo brew from the fridge and get in my car

I dump the rest of my roo brew in the tank and get going to the gas station first things first more VB

I do a command roll out of the window and rush to the fridges in that aisle

Already standing there is my arch enemy the KING OF AUSTRALIA I brandish my weapon

He laughs to himself you call that a knife he says now this is a knife he pulls out a metre long kukri

He phases dashes towards me and swings I duck and grab a spoon from the floor and spoon him in the chest.

He falls on the floor I kneel beside him. I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife I say and grab a VB

And get some snags for the Barbie.

I go to bed to think of my encounter with the king of Australia

In the morning I grab a roo brew and step outside a bunch of Aussies are kneeling praising me for defeating the Tyrant of Australia they crown me and hand me the 1 metre golden kukri.

I am the King of Australia I yell at the top of my lungs!

THE END.

 

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:iconjonhankercheif:
JonHankercheif Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
It is nice that you are happy because of this story
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city-galaxies Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jack never fails to make me smile. He's awesome :3
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:iconjonhankercheif:
JonHankercheif Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Jack is a awesome person if he is making you happy in a way like that
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city-galaxies Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yep x3
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