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Apparently :iconoseike: thought I should steal from her again.  So I do.

1. What did you do in 2011 that you'd never done before?
Traveled to japan, I WAS going to get drunk on a plane with cheap, complimentary wine, but the guy next to me beat me to it so I decided to let it slide.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Technically yes.  Started making plans to visit japan at the end of '10 so let's pretend my '11 resolution was to go to japan.  Which I did.  In your face.  Haters.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
nnnnnope.  No one I know had the pleasure of launching one of those bundles of joy out their baby chute.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Yes.  I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing, but I'm getting used to being a pall bearer these days...

5. What countries did you visit?
Land of the rising sun, narrow streets, cute girls with scary teeth, shit candy, and delicious noodles.

6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
50 million, either tax free or as residual after taxes.  Then my dark work may begin.

7. What date from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
December 7th.  Had to make a lot of big decisions and speak to a lot of people that day.  

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Working two jobs like a dog, getting a taste of poverty, and seeing how I stood against all that.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Having a job that could have made me double the pay of any of my friends, and then walking away with less than half of what they make.  

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Not even close.  Got the immune system from hell plus I bruise like a brick

11. What was the best thing you bought?
You know what?  It was probably food.  Biggest thing that sticks out in my mind was that giant okonomiyaki meal my friends and I had.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
I can't think of anyone?  No one did anything that I thought was utterly amazing or uncharacteristically awesome.  My awesome peeps stayed awesome.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Not going to say this person's name, but they performed, single-handedly, the most mind-numbingly stupid dumbfuck idiocy I've ever heard of.  As in "get fired, almost get me fired, and almost get themselves arrested" idiocy.  I had no idea this person could be anywhere near this dense or stubborn.  

14. Where did most of your money go?
LOL what money? :iconmingplz:

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Tits.  But then again I'm always excited when boobs enter the equation.

16. What song will always remind you of 2011?
Ah... this little dubstep number.  Can't remember the name but it goes a little something like wawawawa wub wub wub wub wub wawawawawawawaaa....  I had that song stuck in my head half the plane ride back from Japan.  Note that plane ride is about 14 hours.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:

I. happier?
I guess? That's such a vague, esoteric thing to try and quantify.

II. thinner or fatter?
Fatter :iconmingplz:

III. richer or poorer?
PoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOoOoOoOOoOOorer.  But honestly?  Not by much :/

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
fuck bitches, get money B[

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
sittin' around

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Sitting in a room, with my friends, all 3 of us nose deep in our laptops.

21. Did you fall in love in 2011?

22. How many one-night stands?
I am a man of class!  I dare not give out a lady's personal business like that.

23. What was your favorite TV program?
Adventure time?

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Hate's a little strong, but if I never have to meet "Mr. Callahan" again, it will be too soon.

25. What was the best book you read?
WWZ. Hands down.

26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
pah....... probably a couple vocaloid songs to be honest.

27. What did you want and get?
About half the things I ate in japan.  Things I'd wanted to eat for a long time I finally had the chance to try.  Satisfying.

28. What did you want and not get?
I believe I already mentioned my untaxed 50 million?

29. What was your favorite film of this year?
I have no idea... I guess Transformers 3?  It turned out to be better than I expected.

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 24.  I went to dinner and got some money as a birthday gift.

31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
if, instead of working the dead end job I had, I had a real job as a lab tech and got paid double what my shitty job promised me.

32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2011?
It still fits, it doesn't stink, therefore it should be worn

33. What kept you sane?
Internet.  She has never left me :iconmegustaplz:

34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Bigfoot.  The inquirer tells me he recently got a perm that looks HOT HOT HOT!

35. What political issue stirred you the most?
SOPA/PIPA/ACTA.  I like having my internets (.__. )

36. Who did you miss?
Oh, I try my best not to speak her name lest the others hear me.

37. Who was/were the best new person(s) you met?
My 2nd boss from my old job.  Pretty cool guy.

38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011?
Sales jobs are shit, never take one again.

39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
wawawawawawawa wub wyb wub wubwubwubwub wa wa wa wub wub......
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