1. Hello! Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to answer a few questions.
*looks at wrist, pretending he has a watch* Don't take all day!
2. First off, what's your name?
You can call me Shadow Boy, or SB for short.
3. That's a really funny name, any idea why you're called that?
You've got a funny face. I named myself, but I put it in English for you. In fact, you're lucky I speak English at all! Do you know how many books I had to read to figure this stupid language out?!
4. That's cool I guess. Now what are you exactly? Give us a brief physical description of yourself.
I'm a Shadow being from the Shadow Realm...it's parallel to your world. But I like your world more, I've been studying it ever since I can remember.
5. Have any friends? Tell me about them.
Edgar is a good friend of mine. Sadly most of my friends have become vampires or zombies..shadow beings are not good at keeping their original form. Most of them prefer a host body anyway.
6. Huh. Now do you have any one you like? You know...like like? Or love?
Like like? I'm not a child!! BUT there is one ghost that is...very stunning..
7. Okay, I'm sorry. Now, do you have any powers or unnatural abilities? (You know...zap zap!)
All of my abilities are unnatural to you. I can be the shadow of anything..my form is always changing
8. Brilliant! What's your occupation? Do you work anywhere?
Ah, yes, I'm good at SEVERAL different things. I consider myself a scientist of sorts. Always experimenting.
9. What are you most afraid of?
Failure. It's happened to me a lot, but I think I can finally conquer it.
10. Have any secrets you're willing to tell...?
11. So, you gotta have an enemy, who is it? What did they ever do to you?
The Vampire Queen...I DESPISE her..she's the reason several of my friends have disappeared.
12. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? Come on! List at least three of them! Mention them right here, right now.
I've never asked, and I don't care.
14. Do you have an accent? Do you pronounce certain things differently than others?
I speak perfect English and Shadolian!
15. If you could species swap for a day, what would it be and why?
Hm, well that's a normal day for me.
16. Ever....killed before? (Oh Noes )
Why would I tell you that?
17. Have a favorite weapon? (Mine's a bazooka, BOOM BOOM!)
My sharp wit. and MY FISTS
18. Where do you live? (not trying to be creepy here, I meant what planet, world, dimension, etc.)
How many times do I have to repeat myself? Are you even listening?
19. What do you usually wear?
You know, I've never liked clothes. They're so pointless.
20. What's your opinion on your creator?
Can't say I believe in one true creator, I think my creation may have been an accident.
21. If you could say something to your creator right now, what would it be and why?
I would say nothing because they don't exist!
22. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? *throws money*
Money has no value to me.
23. What's your lifelong dream?
To be...free, I guess
24. Favorite food?
Heh, food. That's for the weak!
25. Ever wanna settle down and have kids one day?
26. No....okay then. Do you look up to anyone? Do you have an idol?
Yes, I look up to a very handsome, purple creature..with really great spiky hair and a killer smile.
27. If someone close to you died or got killed by someone else, what would you do?
It wouldn't be the first time. :/ It makes me feel very empty.
28. Can you dance? Or sing? Give me a sample of your singing voice. (*video recording the entire thing* huehuehuehue)
Shadolians don't really...um....ahem. "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends! Make it last forever, friendship never eeeeenndddsss! Zigga zig ahh!"
29. Now to upload that to YouTube...anyways, what's your favorite song? Have a certain genre of music you listen to?
"Yo tell me what you want, what you really really want! I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want! I wanna I wanna I wanna, I really really really wanna a zigga zig ahhh!"
30. This quiz is now over. Anything you wanna say to me, the interviewer?
GET OFF MY LAWN
and scene. Whew, that was tough