Answering the spiritual summons that had opened his third eye, revealing the secrets contents of cosmos to his very soul, his deepest, most sacred inner being, the wanderer found himself atop the mountain most holy. There resided its majestic guardian, and in a moment, in a blink of an eye, their minds locked into one accord.
"This is unbelievable!" he declared, beyond amazed, his mind reeling from the implications. He knelt, trembling, sweat dabbling his brow despite the chill, gusty winds permeating the mountaintop. "I never would have dreamed to find something so incredible, so inspirational! But please, tell me, great one of the mountain - who are you?"
"Hoo," the guardian answered.
Ah, but the joke is only the beginning...wait until the music starts and this becomes a full-blooded ROCK OPERA!
"Who are you?"
"C'mon tell me who are you?"
"Hoo hoo. Hoo hoo."
"Cause I really wanna know - who are you?"