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APH - In Soviet Russia...
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Published: September 2, 2009
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For some reason I dunno WHY OH WHY am I getting into THESE JOKES juz like I did with Yo Mama jokes last year.

Allryt so the point is? That joke's juz cliche right there. I bet a lot of people already thought of it long before I did.

and America's being a big fat LOL in there.

and for some reason I like drawing a face on RUssia's hosepipe

Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya (copypasted from sum1's comments)
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In Soviet Russia… I can’t make a joke with Ivan so there is a thing someone said:
If we don’t end war, war will end us.
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m0cha-c0ffeeStudent Traditional Artist
thats actually deep as hell
HellPhoenix5's avatar
I've got a joke: in America, you make burgers out of cows. In Soviet Russia, cows make burgers out of you!
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China decided to go talk some sense into America.
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matcharabbitHobbyist Digital Artist
china finally came to ask america for the money he owes
No-Mercy-Critic's avatar
This didn't make much sense
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StaleMeat55Professional Artist
WOAH I S S THAT THIS HIS REALLY HAPPEN !!!
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Ego-Man25Hobbyist General Artist
That being said, I LOVE the whole reversal here.
trentharvestmoon's avatar
russia's version of yo mama jokes 
ODDK-Rusmar's avatar
ODDK-RusmarHobbyist General Artist
To America, Thanks for causing the earthquake Jackass!!
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ladyblackbird13Hobbyist General Artist
China got there so fast because he's Russia's neighbour, Alfie! Buuurrrrn!
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Tangleshadowdraws221Hobbyist Digital Artist
I find this hilarious. However, understanding the Chinese language, "ni hao ma" means "how are you" or "are you well" and in this case it would be used with a  question mark. Excellent and funny comic even so.
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TashaHemlock General Artist
Ni hao means hello in Chinese.
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Tangleshadowdraws221Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks, but I already know.
(I'm Chinese)
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TashaHemlock General Artist
0_0 *Punches myself*Rd slap Icon 
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Tangleshadowdraws221Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's fine...
*Punches myself for driving someone to punch themself*
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TashaHemlock General Artist
*Coughs* In America: You punch someone. Boxer fella (Sports) Falcon punch 

In Soviet Russia: You punch yourself! Rd slap Icon 

Wish someone would make that face of Russia into a Emoji.
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Tangleshadowdraws221Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh yeah, totally. :)
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TashaHemlock General Artist
You agree with me on the face Russia makes. If it was an Emoji, people can use it when they make In Soviet Russia jokes in comments.
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EllenCharlie's avatar
Ive got one!
In (wherever,dont wanna be racist)you watch Hetalia...
In Soviet Russia,Hetalia watches you!
(I wish this was true,also I just realized that I mentioned above that i didnt want to be racist by suggesting a specific country,yet i just made a Soviet Russia joke xD)
imsorryplzdontkillmeh
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steampunkassassin33Hobbyist Writer
This shouldn't be funny. But it totally is.
ufd's avatar
Lolz I love this. Russia looks so annoyed. 
HardcoreAPHfan's avatar
Movin' over to Soviet Russia right now!
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