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APH - In Soviet Russia... by Chocoreaper APH - In Soviet Russia... by Chocoreaper
For some reason I dunno WHY OH WHY am I getting into THESE JOKES juz like I did with Yo Mama jokes last year.

Allryt so the point is? That joke's juz cliche right there. I bet a lot of people already thought of it long before I did.

and America's being a big fat LOL in there.

and for some reason I like drawing a face on RUssia's hosepipe

Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya (copypasted from sum1's comments)
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:iconjttwlover:
JTTWlover Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2018
In Soviet Russia… I can’t make a joke with Ivan so there is a thing someone said:
If we don’t end war, war will end us.
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m0cha-c0ffee Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
thats actually deep as hell
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HellPhoenix5 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2018
I've got a joke: in America, you make burgers out of cows. In Soviet Russia, cows make burgers out of you!
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HellPhoenix5 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2018
China decided to go talk some sense into America.
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matcharabbit Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
china finally came to ask america for the money he owes
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:iconno-mercy-critic:
No-Mercy-Critic Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2017
This didn't make much sense
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StaleMeat55 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017  Professional Artist
WOAH I S S THAT THIS HIS REALLY HAPPEN !!!
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Ego-Man25 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
That being said, I LOVE the whole reversal here.
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:icontrentharvestmoon:
trentharvestmoon Featured By Owner May 15, 2016
russia's version of yo mama jokes 
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ODDK-Rusmar Featured By Owner May 8, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
To America, Thanks for causing the earthquake Jackass!!
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evilflippyfan205 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2015
America:* passes out*
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ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
China got there so fast because he's Russia's neighbour, Alfie! Buuurrrrn!
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Tangleshadowdraws221 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I find this hilarious. However, understanding the Chinese language, "ni hao ma" means "how are you" or "are you well" and in this case it would be used with a  question mark. Excellent and funny comic even so.
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TashaHemlock Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015   General Artist
Ni hao means hello in Chinese.
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Tangleshadowdraws221 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks, but I already know.
(I'm Chinese)
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TashaHemlock Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015   General Artist
0_0 *Punches myself*Rd slap Icon 
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:icontangleshadowdraws221:
Tangleshadowdraws221 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's fine...
*Punches myself for driving someone to punch themself*
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TashaHemlock Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015   General Artist
*Coughs* In America: You punch someone. Boxer fella (Sports) Falcon punch 

In Soviet Russia: You punch yourself! Rd slap Icon 

Wish someone would make that face of Russia into a Emoji.
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Tangleshadowdraws221 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh yeah, totally. :)
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TashaHemlock Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015   General Artist
You agree with me on the face Russia makes. If it was an Emoji, people can use it when they make In Soviet Russia jokes in comments.
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EllenCharlie Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
Ive got one!
In (wherever,dont wanna be racist)you watch Hetalia...
In Soviet Russia,Hetalia watches you!
(I wish this was true,also I just realized that I mentioned above that i didnt want to be racist by suggesting a specific country,yet i just made a Soviet Russia joke xD)
imsorryplzdontkillmeh
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steampunkassassin33 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This shouldn't be funny. But it totally is.
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ufd Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
Lolz I love this. Russia looks so annoyed. 
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:iconhardcoreaphfan:
HardcoreAPHfan Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
Movin' over to Soviet Russia right now!
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:iconslyfox2013:
SlyFox2013 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
In Soviet Russia impossible become possible))))
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:iconkatietemonster:
katietemonster Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
 THE PIPE HAS A FACE! <3 (I don't know why I'm so happy)
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Honey-lovingWolf Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Student Artist
Soviet Russia jokes are the best jokes ;3
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Elitebloom1 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
I wish that happen in real life o.o
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26SonicBoom Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
hahahahaha XD
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Amazing-person-yes Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
'Merica, no.
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New-Sampshire Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD I love saying those jokes XD and yep...Merica for ya right there XD
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RosieBees Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wo hen hao, Zhong Guo XD
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TrainEngie Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
LOL
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RiverStarMontenegro Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WAJAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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fish807 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Student General Artist
I tried that b4...it failed
I wonder how....
hmmm....
could it be that I started in southern eastern asia?
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Chocoreaper Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it could be.

southern eastern asia? dontcha mean southeast asia cuz thats where im from :highfive:
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:iconfish807:
fish807 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Student General Artist
eh I think so .... Singapore to be exact....... that was a long time ago though
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:iconchocoreaper:
Chocoreaper Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hey im from Indonesia, well thats not so close though but it IS still close :B

yeah sorry for the long reply.
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bandgeek4evur Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Student General Artist
How have I not seen this from you yet?
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Voxollous Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ni hao ma~!

that was amazing!
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GrayComputer Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Student Digital Artist
look at my comic [link]
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artyom2013 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
WHEN SHIT GETS WEIRD #346

China digging to America
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9-foxgrl15 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
LOL
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Shizuri-chan Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
xDD I love this 'In soviet russia jokes' my buddy is so good in making them XP I fail most
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Chocoreaper Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you can learn from her/him how (s)he did it
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ShadowXenMaricat Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
KESESESESESE XD
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BlackberryBlackbear Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
In America, blood is covered in you.
in soviet Russia, YOU are covered in blood
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LykosEmoLover1997 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I was reading a funny one almost as funny as this.

America: In America, you watch porn.
Russia: In Soviet Russia, porn watches you
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Chocoreaper Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDD I've heard of that before!
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ZombieErika Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Natraully!
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