Chimpantalones

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Look at her; shes a porcelain doll with never-ending milk legs all stapled to the bed, thirteen years young with forty-eight years suffocating her figure. Hes right up to her baby lips, offering cigarette breath and grinding his stubble on her cheeks, it reminds her of gravel and she closes her eyelids as it falls across her neck, inhaling the cloud of dust.The curtains are draped across the sky, dried blood red casting shadows she cant tell the ends of. A dim flicker of a light and maybe a filter of moonshine illuminate the crevasses of his eyelids, forehead and awry mouth. His skin tastes of sweat and earth.She was with her father in ...

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About Chimpantalones

Artist // Design & Interfaces

United States
Deviant for 19 years
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Chimpantalones who?

Hi there, my name's Will, and I'm a bucktoothaholic. I live in Dallas, Texas, and attend Southern Methodist Universty. I first started making emotes back in October of 2005 after viewing tutorials made by zikes and blunaowl. Since then, I've seen the emoticon community grow in epic proportions from a relatively obscure entity to the popular gallery it is today. This, of course, is due to the amazing community of emoticonists here on dA. You guys rock! :D

So how about that InvaderMar chick?

Marilyn and I met here on the Deviants Forum and got together on the 18^th of August, 2007. We met up last Spring break in her hometown of Glasgow, and also last June, where the photo in my ID was taken. She's the sweetest, most beautiful, amazing girl I could ever ask for.

So what do you do then?

In my spare time, besides making emotes, I enjoy playing guitar, both acoustic and electric. I also spend a lot of time talking to the beautiful, darling InvaderMar on Skype. (By the way, she's awesome. You all should totally leave some love on her page. ;P) I'm also on Xbox Live from time to time, and if you ever want to play Guitar Hero, Rock Band, or Soul Calibur IV with me, send me a friend request. My gamertag is (Who'd have guessed?) Chimpantalones. :P

Current Residence: Formerly Austin, Texas, now in Dallas, Texas.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large.
Favourite genre of music: Alternative rock, classic rock, funk metal.
Favourite photographer: Erik Pronske.
Favourite style of art: Emoticons.
Operating System: Windows XP.
MP3 player of choice: iPod Video.
Shell of choice: Default.
Wallpaper of choice: A picture I made in Garry's Mod of a Heavy from TF2 hugging a Weighted Companion Cube.
Skin of choice: InvaderMar's. ;D
Personal Quote: "Some of the worst things imaginable are often done with the best intentions."

Favourite Movies

Fight Club.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, and Muse are currently my top three.

Favourite Writers

John Grisham.

Favourite Games

Rock Band 2.

Favourite Gaming Platform

Xbox 360.

Tools of the Trade

Macromedia Fireworks.

Other Interests

Marilyn (`InvaderMar). <3

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Chimpantalones

Feb 1, 2009

Movie Quotes Tag Journal EDIT

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Ripped this off from :devdarkapple:. :P1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies. 2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. 3. Post them here for everyone to guess. 4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. 5. NO cheating, if you don't know any of them then that's just too bad. 6. You DON'T have to be tagged in the note to play. Now that everyone has guessed each of the movies, look through the list and tell me... what do you think of my taste in movies? :bucktooth: 1. As I lay in the back of Buck's truck, trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts that did this ...

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Chimpantalones

Jan 24, 2009

GM No Longer!

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Hey guys, my ^ broke in half and it's now a `. :cBut that's okay because I've been really busy with college and life lately, and frankly I wasn't able to devote enough of my time to deviantART for me to continue with moderating the emotes gallery. :P I'm still gonna be around though, so hit me up on dAmn (most likely :#Fun4Fun:) if you feel like it.Now here's hoping :devinvadermar: gets a position as a staff member of some sort... she's waiting on being a GM herself or an MN@ and has more time to devote herself to those positions than I do, for certain. :giggle:Oh yeah, word of wisdom: :iconprimouse: Don't play Animal Crossing if you have ...

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Jan 20, 2009

Recap of Mar's Visit!

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About Mar's Account First off, I'd like to say that :devinvadermar:'s account is back in her control, and everything is fine now. In case you hadn't heard, her password for her dA account, email, Skype, Bebo, and Facebook had all been stolen, but again, it's been sorted. :DSo then! The Scotland trip! My Trip to Scotland Before Mar came to the states, I flew out to visit her in Scotland. I absolutely love it there, and, after all, Mar didn't want to be by herself on her first time ever flying on an airplane (can't blame her for that :omg:)! But anyways, I arrived in Glasgow on the 1st of January. You'd think that Mar would stop being shy ...